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Did you hear the joke about the unstamped letter?

Never mind you won’t get it.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo

Boo who?

Well, you don’t have to cry about it!

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Why do elephants  paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry trees.

One top hat says to the other “You stay here, I’ll go ahead”

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What do you call a bull that jumps?  A: A bullfrog!

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Knock knock

You: whose there?

Orange

You: Orange who

Knock knock

You: whose there?

Orange

You: Orange who

Orange you glad I'm in your class... Heheheh

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
It took awhile for me to get it but then I thought it was really funny. Hope you do, too!

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Knock-Knock?Who's There?Interrupting CowInterrupting Cow, Who?MOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the klown go to the doktr? He felt funny.

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what do you call a flower that grows in between your nose and your chin    tulips

what has rings but no fingers    a telephone

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Knock knock.Who’s there?Interrupting cow.Interrupting c…MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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What do monsters order in fast food restaurants?
French FRIGHTS!

Why did the girl throw butter out the window?
Because she wanted to see a butterfly!

Why did the dog sit in the sun?Because it wanted to be a hotdog!

What's black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a diaper rash.

What goes in dry and comes out wet?

A tea bag!!

What do you call a dinosaur that ate his mom's sister?An aunt-eater.

How do football players keep so cool?They have a lot of fans.

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Why did the spider go on the computer?
To get on his web site.

What kind of witch do you see at the beach?
A sand-witch

What do you call a grizzly bear without any teeth?
A GUMMY bear.

What do sharks eat for lunch ?A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich .

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How do you make a Kleenex dance?Put a little boogie into it.

How do babies get to school?On a drool bus.

What do you call a sleepy skeleton?
Lazy bones!

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Knock-knockWho's thereCows goCows go who?No, they don't -- cows go moo!

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What happened when the Police crashed into the bakery?They made Cop Cakes!

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Why couldn't the pirate remember the alphabet? "He always got lost at 'C'"

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knock knock. who's there? mustache. mustache who? I mustache you a question, so let me in.

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Do you want to run away and get married?Sorry, but I cantaloupe.

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when I go Golfing I baring two pairs of pants in casa i get a hole in 1

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what happens when two frogs collide? Toad-al damage!

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Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing! #hiyooooo

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Y r giraffes' necks so long? Bc their heads r so far from their bodies!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A teacher says "Spit out your gum!"
A train says "Choo, choo!"