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Andres with his newsletters:

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Me if I was Andres and there was a family on the beach behind me

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telepathically trying to tell the squirrels on campus that I am cool and that they don't need to run away from me

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How I used to be when catering had Panther Punch

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Tour guides on freezing days when parents ask to see the WRC

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Staff running @ the cinnamon rolls after the presentation starts on PVDs

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when andres always has to be the main character

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me when a family wants to meet with academics at 4pm on a friday

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me when i am giving a tour and they ask what career I want after graduation

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when a mom gives her child's lore all over the zoom phone

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when the dasani water is up fro grabs in the awc

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me trying to talk to the family walking 2 miles behind the rest of the group on a tour

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Me when a parent asks me what my major is and I literally graduated 7 years ago

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The squirrels on campus messing with our auras:

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The squirrels on campus messing with our auras:

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Second semester me beating up first semester me for the mess I made:

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Second semester me beating up first semester me for the mess I made:

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STOP! Slow down and quit messing around!

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STOP! Slow down and quit messing around!

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Just one of the siblings..... a normal day in the life.

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Just one of the siblings..... a normal day in the life.

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Me when my professor says the most out of pocket things:

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Me when my professor says the most out of pocket things:

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Students when they find out they have to take the ALEKS

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Any sleep deprived student and the coffee from Chats

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Any sleep deprived student and the coffee from Chats

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when visitors start yawning in the presentation, but we need their tuition

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How it feels to get the mom on her phone to pay attention during a presentation/panel

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parents: oh biology? that's so interesting, what do you want to do with that?

me:

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when visitors roll up in ISU or Iowa gear

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when I get a meal card on a PVD after not having a meal plan for two years

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when a high schooler says they don't know where they want to go to college, and I bleed purple and gold

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When I tell prospective students that I switched my major

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counselors when they come to the AWC for the clean water

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counselor: *tells a joke on panel*

students:

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11:00 AM

Student: Could I actually switch my academic session?

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Me when I answer the phone and they say "can you transfer me to financial aid"

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Me when I answer the phone and they say "can you transfer me to financial aid"

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Getting the application bucket to 0 after free app week:

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Getting the application bucket to 0 after free app week:

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When I answer the phone with "Thanks for choosing Scooters"

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When I answer the phone with "Thanks for choosing Scooters"

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When the Admissions Staff actually turns into campus squirrels (it was never just a newsletter question)

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What the parents imagine after panelists share their favorite places to eat on campus/ dining hall

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According to Andres, name tags are still required on vacation

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new album drop

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watching Mark Nook talk on a PVD

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Andres, when we hired you as our photographer, we didn't realize they were all going to be selfies.

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I know this campus like the back of my h-OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE THESE!

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UNI Football next season

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I nEeD tO tAkE oUt A lOaN?

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Cats eat... milk.

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When both parents are UNI Alumni.

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Me when I'm giving a tour and a dad starts taking over because he's an alumni from 1982

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Me when I'm giving a tour and a dad starts taking over because he's an alumni from 1982

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When my phone goes off 4 minutes before my shift ends 

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When my phone goes off 4 minutes before my shift ends 

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When Ann brings chili

SAs:

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When I walk in to give a panel and the presentation room is packed

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When your HS friends are on baby #3 and you just asked your mom to call the doctor for you

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When your HS friends are on baby #3 and you just asked your mom to call the doctor for you