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Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

Grigorij Valjakov VII 1

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs?
A:Ground beef.

Q:What do you call a person who is happy on a monday?
A:Unemployed.

Q:What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes it's car?
A:Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

I named my dog 5 miles so I can tell people "I walked 5 miles today"

Matej Nikolovski VII5

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Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?

A: Artificial intelligence.

A GUMMY PROBLEM
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Kristina Taseva

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Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

Kristna Taseva

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My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Marija Stalevska VII-4

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

Marija Boskoska

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While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room.

After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing.

She said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room."

He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, "Why are you wearing two coats?

She replied, "I read the directions on the paint can, and they said, ''For best results, put on two coats!'"

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Policeman: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Policeman: Where does your parents live?
Me: With me.
Policeman: Where do you all live?...
Me: Together.
Policeman: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house.
Policeman: Where is your neighbors house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me!
Policeman: Tell me!
Me: Next to my house.

Andrej Veljanoski

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Radio! Radio who? Radi-o-not Here i Come!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Radio! Radio who? Radi-o-not Here i Come!

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Mihaela Velickovska VII 4

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A blond woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"

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A blond woman buys a bath, the next day she returnes to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replys "I never knew it was electrical"

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Bojana Karic

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"Again,
 the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has 
never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck
 thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but 
before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a
 bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail 
your stupid duck beak to the bar!"The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"Confused, the bartender says no."Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"Again,
 the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has 
never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck
 thanks him and leaves.The next day, the duck returns, but 
before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a
 bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail 
your stupid duck beak to the bar!"The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"Confused, the bartender says no."Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

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Anet Vrteska

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911
                                                                Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?          A: She can't find the eleven.

                                                                                          Blonde goes to library                                A blonde
goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to
librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many
characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."

The
librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone
book!"

 

                                                                                               DESERT EXILE                                       Three criminals are sentenced to exile
in the desert and can only bring one personal item.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to
eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something
to drink," said the second.
The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when
it gets hot, I can roll down the window."

 

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911
                                                                Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?          A: She can't find the eleven.

                                                                                          Blonde goes to library                                A blonde
goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to
librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many
characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."

The
librarian says to her coworkers, "So here's the person who took our phone
book!"

 

                                                                                               DESERT EXILE                                       Three criminals are sentenced to exile
in the desert and can only bring one personal item.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to
eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something
to drink," said the second.
The third criminal looks proud of himself. "I brought a car door, so when
it gets hot, I can roll down the window."

 

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Filip Neshkoski VII-5

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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can
click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.       

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Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can
click like and it will say ‘No one likes this'.       

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Marija Bursak

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I stepped on a cornflake once. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?

Karina Mitreva