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French: I GUESS you can have Louisiana, Spain 🙄 #whatever

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French: I GUESS you can have Louisiana, Spain 🙄 #whatever

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Colonist: Hey Ben, the Albany Plan really aint it chief #lmao #youdumb

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Colonist: Hey Ben, the Albany Plan really aint it chief #lmao #youdumb

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French: Fort ‘Necessity’? The only thing necessary about it is a remodel. #wtfisthat

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French: Fort ‘Necessity’? The only thing necessary about it is a remodel. #wtfisthat

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@French: NO SMOKE NO SMOKE. YOU BRITAINS DON'T WANT IT. #NOSMOKE

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@French: NO SMOKE NO SMOKE. YOU BRITAINS DON'T WANT IT. #NOSMOKE

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lmfaao @therealKingGeorge, stop being such an apple dumpling shop and let us keep Fort Louisbourg 😪#OurwarOurFort

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@ColonialGrande is the new skinny queen 👏💕 she can take on anyone 🐸🍵 #byemariah

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@France unless y’all want this smoke you better back up #Nosmoke

We can build forts too but go off sis

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Yo fort highkey WACK @french love George

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in the words of #flopvictorious, I think WE ALL need a break . can’t even invade Canada right . that’s the tea sis, soak it up now @therealKingGeorge 🤢🤡

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@France

England don’t want no smoke!!! #wegottheindians #invaders

@gwashington

Skill over size. #dub@fortnecessity

@colonists

“Join or die?” I’d rather die. :* #NoAlbanyPlan

@England

Bye French, see you never! #Britishhasallthepower #Frenchhasnone

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@France

England don’t want no smoke!!! #wegottheindians #invaders

@gwashington

Skill over size. #dub@fortnecessity

@colonists

“Join or die?” I’d rather die. :* #NoAlbanyPlan

@England

Bye French, see you never! #Britishhasallthepower #Frenchhasnone

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Got that colonist military now y’all #sleepin

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Got that colonist military now y’all #sleepin

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british don’t want that indian smoke #nosmoke

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Really thought you could beat my manz George. This ain't no fort duquesne this FORT NECESSITY.

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y’all, the new season of @ColonialDragRace just came out and the french got eliminated. 😂🤦‍♀️#wigfoundinFrance.

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@georgewashingmachine: throw some respect on my name like them brits boi

#imabepresident

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EMERGENCY BROADCAST ALERT: pontiac can’t find her way out of the convo so i sister snatched her wig. #sorrynotsorry #sisterbaldnow 🤷‍♀️😪

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@pontiac: gonna be named after a car after i drove these brits out boi

#nativegang

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@$RICHingTON

You heard it right, the Washington family won the rights to 500,000 acres. fi anyone want some land Dm me, maybe we can discuss some “opportunities”

#NotAScam

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@$RICHingTON

You heard it right, the Washington family won the rights to 500,000 acres. If anyone want some land Dm me, maybe we can discuss some “opportunities”

#NotAScam

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@france3021: just yeeted on FoRt NeCeSsItY, that shii weak bruh on god

#tryagainbuddy

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"FoRt NEcEsSiTY" headA$5

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"FoRt NEcEsSiTY" headA$5

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"FoRt NEcEsSiTY"

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"FoRt NEcEsSiTY" headA$5

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"FoRt NEcEsSiTY" headA

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@BritianistheShiiiii

Go ahead get gone, go right back to where you came from

#seeyou…..Never

ROFLLLLLL

@Frenchleaders

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@frenchboi: just got kicked out of this junk. lol

#europesbetter

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@FrenchTroops Pirates

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@FrenchLeader im with the gang im with the mob what was u thinkin

Wow so y’all are rlly gonna ignore me but pay attention to everyone else

G. Washington

wow you guys rlly traded with the croissants and the tortillas

Britain

@BenFranklin jOiN oR dIe #rejected

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@FrenchyFortGang(FFG)2234455667

BOYYYYYY LET ME GET ON YO “imma build a fort called Necessity” headahh

ole kindergarten “i'm scared of the dark” headhhh fort. Talking about necessity, it's a “necessity” that you get a army that knows how to fight. You tried it. @$RICHingTON #SayLilBihYouCantMessWithMeIfYouWantedTo  lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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@FrenchPimp465

Going out with my indian ladies tonight, finna get some good fur ;)

#FursBeforeSirs

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@GWashington221 Don’t get cocky just because you beat us once. That fort is weak as heck bro and that’s why we destroyed it. Don’t make us come back and embarrass you guys again #YallCan’tBuild #Trash

@France @Spain You guys are omega garbage. France you don’t even have land in America so you’re IRRELEVANT. And don’t think you are safe Spain we know France gave you guys land.#BritishRule #AmericaIsOurs

@Britain You need to chill with the taxes. Just because you guys can barely protect your own land doesn’t mean we should have to pay. If you thinking we are going to stand for these taxes than you better post cuz we gon capp u STOOPID #NotaxationWithoutRepresentation

@Britain AYEE you guys really got clapped by some Indians Bruhh. Y’all need to chill cuz we know you guys aren’t untouchable. Watch yo back fool because we stay stapped Cuz

Jeandre H.

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the success of the French and Indian War led to colonial confidence #westanaconfidentshister

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the French lost their claims in North America #bigoof

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so the French are cool with the Indians now? WOW i didnt know they were so fake #thisaintitchief #enjoythatcorruptedfur #furries

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@therealwashington So Washington just won 500,000 acres of land, guess he is the next Kardashion. #kardashionsisters

@franklin'shouse "Join or Die" bish please. Nobody wants to join your club, especially if you say they'll die #tryagain

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LOL the French defeated Washington’s fort. they werent ready for the French to throw hands #worldstar

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@France is with @Spain

Yoo, we really don’t need this Louisiana territory. Want it? We’ll also throw in the port of New Orleans. #notscamming

@Spain

Yea @France, we’ll take it. Yo @Britian, gimme Cuba. I’ll give you Florida. #notscammingtoo

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@southernfrenchies On the next episode of the Bachelor, the Frenchman chooses his one and only native wife #drama #therealhousewivesoflouisiana

@theendoftheworld 'We will, we will rock you' The

new Americans are better than ever, ready to take

on any challenge you throw at us #hardcore #riseofthemilitia

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@WilliamPitt

Hey @Britian, you should reward me or somethin’ for saving your guys’ butts from the Americans #savior

@Britian replied to @WilliamPitt

What are you talking about? You were willing to go into debt to push the French away! We need money fool. #duhh