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"Ha ha, who am I kidding. Sit there nicely and just read. I've spent my precious time making this crap. Enjoy, you ungrateful peasants." - Dan's writer.

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Mary merry baloony, whiney, blimey, the loony. Marredyth Amelio Wynona Prince, it's always difficult to write her name. *grumbles* Mary is the Slytherin's black lamb. In a very positive way, of course.

(Before Dan joined the family, he saw Mary's tweet saying she was looking for a sibling, and Dan, a dunderhead that he was, replied, along with another dude with name as horrendous as his appearance. Dan saw that reply and thought that, "ooookay, guess not." BUt turns out both Mary and that dude accepted Dan with their disgustingly open arms.

It was funny how that tweet started the Prince family like you guys know now. I mean, if you passerby, happen to read this.)

At first impression, you would think that this person is that type of badass bitchacho who wouldn't think twice about biting your head off. That's true. Her venom is the worst type to suffer from. Again, that's true. Keep a distance, before she strikes you. I don't even know by now what is my point by telling you this. But then again, first impressions could be wrong, yea? I made that mistake, too. You can throw a frisbee at her when it is lunchtime, when you got nothin' to do and somehow you're in a park with her, she will catch the frisbee with a laugh before she tells you to fuck off. She never was idealistic or foolish enough to believe in the impossible; after all, it wasn't called 'the impossible' if there was still a possibility… a complicated thought at best. This person can be all ears whenever you need it, but not a shoulder to lean on because she will be disgusted with all that choked sobs and snots you transferred to her shirt. Big no, man. Also, don't dive nose first into her business like you're some sort of a problem solver. No, that won't do. She would destroy your life like it was a dry leaf on Summer. Great chick, this one.

In Dan's life, Mary.. is a sister.

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There was no difference whatsoever before and after Dan joined the Prince family pertaining his "affiliation" with this dude. Unlike what people thinks, they're not that close. But Dan likes to mock him, and vice versa. The one who came up with Shitbastien and Sebastard was him. They clicked, only whenever Mary was around, though.

For the guy whose name as horrendous as his appearance, Newthorn A. Zethereus Prince. Baby bro. The heck, man. Hurry up and come up with the A on your name. *shakes his fists*

This person is that kind of person who can make your mind so fucked up that you can do nothing aside from keeping your mouth shut and listen to his whims. He lies through his smile and thinks that he rules the god fucking damned world. Which could be true, if you fucking let him.
There is this one time when Dan didn't like him, hated his guts, his appearances, and even his every goddamned words. A superior? Bet ya think he is. But as the time went on, Dan came to realised that he ain't that bad. He is perfect by the outsiders, but somehow fragile on the inside when you came to know this dude. Just like another human being, he is. He craves for affections that not many people could give. And some people just refused to understand this person, not because of his fault (not entirely, at least) but because they had judged him as "the unapproachable". Careful, mate, he trusts no one. However, this person is too loyal for someone who was sorted into the house with a reputation of "ignorant", he can be your sparring partner, tablemate, and not to forget the one who can advice you about Exploding Snaps game. Temperamental, too, he is. And he makes his own rules. Overall, he is another human being that Dan'd keep close forever

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Time went by so fast that Dan got a whiplash and ain't able to keep track of what was happening.

This person went from no one, to a someone, then to the only one in Dan's life. Nope, not Dan's soulmate, but close. For Dan always had a soft spot for her.

Dan's favourite Ravenclaw, Eugatha Aira Joanina Prince. Now that, my friend, that is a beautiful name.

Yuka, a cousin of Dan who is a half-Japanese witch. Yuka was cold, but not vile. She's the epitome of brainy maiden without a slight interest in a guy. Never expect something from her. Dan's pretty conflicted whenever Yuka is around. Can't really say what's the reason.

Yuka and Dan are not that close, but they aren't that distant either.
Looking back, there were no specific moment nor turning point about the changes of perspective in Dan's life on how he saw Yuka.

A glitch happpened when Yuka told Dan about something, or rather, someone, that annoyed her to great extent. How that someone made her uncomfortable, forced her, yadda yadda.

Despite all that, Yuka accepted that someone just the same. And at that point Dan realised that Yuka was a masochist.

Their interactions were kept minimum by the hands of fate. As in, only interacting when duelling each other. Through all that, Yuka made Dan.. happy? No, that is putting it too nice. Let's stick with the word 'amused'. Like when Dan watches a good Quidditch Match. Amazingly, there was one time where Dan just snapped at her. The tension dissolved quickly, and yeah, doesn't really matter.

The story never ends, they just grew apart and that was frustrating enough for Dan he decided to stop thinking about her altogether.

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Coochie coochy coach. Dave.. something. Sorry, can't recall his name, it's not that important. *Dan got smacked across his head by Coach*

Eventhough his name is not, but Dave's role in Dan's life is very important, ok. Keep that in mind.

Stop. DON't read this and the passage below.

In Dan's life, Dave is like a big brother, and the only person Dan ever wanted to be proud of him.

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Pak Arif, temen seper-lelah-an Dan.

Everyone, let's take a minute and give this professor a big thumbs up and a round of standing applause for his dedication up until now. If Dan were to be on his shoes, guaranteed Dan would lose his mind and long gone.

"Arif" is the nickname Dan made when they were playing a truth or dare with two other students. His real name is Professor Arfold, minus the professor. This professor is that cool and sociable type of teacher that you can freely ask to join you for a drink.

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0917 Manor.

A glimpse of what made Dan's school life had bumpy roads. 0917 Manor consists of several people who came to Hogwarts on September 2017. Thus, the name.

The amount of jokes and conflicts in this Manor is on the same level.

SM*SH-ed.

A music band of seven guys and two managers. *coughs loUDLY* It was so bad thus they disbanded as quickly as a Golden Snitch.

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Best mate, Rafeeeee. Rafi. It's a nickname Dan came up once upon a time.

Dan doesn't have that many trustable friend, but Rafael J. Hunter is one of them although until this second Dan doesn't even know what does that J on his name stands for.

It's funny how Dan trusts him when actually, they are not even that close.

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Levi. Levi would always be Levi to Dan. The only Levi in his life. Whoever Levi became now, Dan only knows Levi.

Levi was a Hufflepuff, and much much older than Dan. They hit it off with a topic of a disreputable witch that bothers almost everyone at Hogwarts. The conversation didn't last for long because they just suddenly.. part ways.

They talked about so many random things. They ranted about what was bothering them, they shared humours.
Levis is always fun to tease, and Dan would always keep it in his mind to do so.

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DALTON. *Dan falls to his knees dramatically*

Words cannot tell how important Dalton in Dan's life. He was a good, good friend. His calm composure made Dan teased him though enddd up failing.

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Another member of Dan failed music band, Raynard something McKenz. In charge of humour. Ray never let the place he stepped on to be filled with intense silence. No, he would melt the ice by saying what was on his mind. Ray was a Ravenclaw that made Dan's school life better, to be frank. It's a shame Ray quitted school. Dan still misses him until now.

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Introducing another guy with jokes as his speciality, Ares.

Or Gray.

He changed his name quite frequently that Dan forgotten what was Ares's first surname.

Ares, a Gryffindor, was Dan's mate in pretty much everything. They spent their time playing truth or dare and mocking other people.

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D, to the O, to the D, back to O, end it with Y.

She was Dan's cutest female friend. Her mouth is uncontrollable, though. Just like a Gryffindor she is. Running head first. She was nice to her friends, that was what Dan liked about her.

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Goddess of women, marriage, family, and childbirth in ancient Greek religion and myth, one of the Twelve Olympians and the sister-wife of Zeus. Joke. You probably know that it's Hera. She's a Gryffindor. Their conversation was made with O.W.L as the main ingredient.