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ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴍ ɪ? ɪ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʟʏ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏᴍᴇʜᴏᴡ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴀᴅᴏx ᴏꜰ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ɪ ʙʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅɪꜱʟɪᴋᴇꜱ ʟᴏᴜᴅ ᴄʀᴏᴡᴅꜱ. ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴅᴀʏꜱ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴀᴛᴇꜱ ᴍᴜᴅꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜰɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴏ ᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ɪ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʟɪꜰᴇ...

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ɪꜰ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ. ɪᴛꜱ ɪɴ ʟᴜᴢᴏɴ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪꜰɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ɪɴ ɪᴍᴜꜱ, ᴄᴀᴠɪᴛᴇ... ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ꜱᴀꜰᴇ, ɴᴜʀᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʀᴍꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛꜱ...

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ᴍʏ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ

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ᴍʏ ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ

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ᴡᴇʟʟ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ꜱᴀʏ ꜱʜɪᴢ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴛʏ ꜱᴏ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴀʏ... ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏɪɴɢ ʙᴀᴄʜᴇʟᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ɪɴᴅᴜꜱᴛʀɪᴀʟ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ ᴍᴀᴊᴏʀ ɪɴ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴜᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʟᴏɢʏ...

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ᴍʏ ʜᴏʙʙɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ 

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ᴍʏ ʜᴏʙʙɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛ 

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ɪ'ᴛꜱ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛᴇᴇɴ ɢɪʀʟꜱ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ. ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ꜰɪʀᴇ ꜱʜᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ, ᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀʏ, ᴅᴏɢ ᴛᴀᴍɪɴɢ, ꜱᴄɪ-ꜰʀɪ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʀꜱᴛᴇʟʟᴀʀ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ...

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ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇᴍᴛꜱ

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ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅᴇꜱᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇᴍᴛꜱ

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴄᴏᴜꜱɪɴꜱ ᴡʜᴏꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏꜱꜱ... ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪ ᴄʜᴀꜱᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴋɴɪꜰᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴜɢɢʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ 1 ᴠꜱ 6... ᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴀɴᴋꜱ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ...

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ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ

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ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ꜰᴀᴄᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ

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ᴀꜱ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴇxɪꜱᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴅɪꜰꜰɪᴄᴜʟᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇ... ʙᴜᴛ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜰᴀᴄɪɴɢ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴ ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ.

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ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ

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ʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴ

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ɪᴛ ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴡ. ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ɪ ᴄᴏᴘᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙʏ ꜱᴛʀᴇꜱꜱ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ꜱᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ...

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ᴍʏ ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɢᴏᴀʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ

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ᴍʏ ꜰᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ ɢᴏᴀʟꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ

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ᴅᴏ ᴡᴇ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪꜱ? ᴡʜʏ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴇʀᴘɪʟʟᴀʀꜱ? ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ, ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴅɪᴇ...

ʙᴜᴛ ᴏᴋᴀʏ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ... ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ.

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ꜰᴜɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ

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ꜰᴜɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ

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ᴏɴᴇ ɪ ᴅᴏ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀɪʀ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ.

ᴛᴡᴏ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰᴜɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ.

ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄᴀᴛꜱ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏɢꜱ ᴘʀᴇꜰᴇʀ ᴍᴇ. (ɴᴏᴛ ꜰᴜɴ ʀɪɢʜᴛ?)

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ᴍʏ ᴘʜɪʟᴏꜱᴏᴘʜʏ ᴏɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ 

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ᴍʏ ᴘʜɪʟᴏꜱᴏᴘʜʏ ᴏɴ ʟɪꜰᴇ 

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ʟᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜʏ ɪᴛꜱ ᴘᴏʟʟᴜᴛᴇᴅ.

ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴏʟʟᴜᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɪʀ, ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ.

#ꜱᴀᴠᴇᴇᴀʀᴛʜ

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 ᴍʏ ʙɪɢɢᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ

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 ᴍʏ ʙɪɢɢᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ

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ᴍʏ ʙɪɢɢᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴꜰʟᴜᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀꜱᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛɪᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ɪɴꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ...