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At work, there's always a task on my plate

I must finish before seeing my mates.

Type in the spreadsheets,

for the deadline I must meet.

Did I mention it's due at eight???

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The family set up their tree,

and gathered around it with glee,

but they started to itch,

huddle near the tree which

to their dismay, was poison ivy!

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A man from the island of Jamaica,
Loved reggae and spicy jerk chicken, ah!
He'd dance in the sand,
With a drink in his hand,
And the sun made him feel like a king, yeah!

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There once was a reindeer named Jay,

Who flew off the sleigh on a stray.

He crashed through a roof,

With a comical "oof,"

And now helps in Santa's ballet.

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A paycheck, it varies by role,

With bonuses adding their toll.

The more that you learn,

The higher you'll earn,

As Salary.com data takes control!

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Snowflakes dancing through the clear sky

Snow drifts piling miles high

Children grab their sleds and bundle up warm

They head out fearlessly to weather the storm

At nightfall they head to bed in hopes Santa will come by

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There once was a man from Nantucket,

A scrooge who drank rum from a bucket,

He prefers the Haiku,

To this hullabaloo,

But for an Amazon GC he said, “Muck It!”

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Will Ferrell was once known as Buddy the Elf,

He learned about a fad called Elf on the Shelf,

So as soon as he got home he jumped on the mantle,

But he's like 6 foot 4 which was too much weight to handle,

So he was sad cause he'd never be an Elf on the Shelf himself

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Rudolph made lots of cookie dough,

He loved to bake then play in the snow,

When the cookies were done, he ate them all,

"Leave some for me!" he heard Santa call,

Sorry Santa, but here's some hot cocoa!

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Santa's elves are way underpaid

He wants special skills like working on sleighs

His HR team came calling

because the elves compensation was appalling

and now CAMD helps them get a fair wage.

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Santa will fly his sleigh through the sky.

With Rudolph and friends soaring so high.

Through the snowflakes they will glide,

On this magical Christmas ride.

With Santa cheering "HO, HO, HO" as they fly by.

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The holidays bring lots of snow,
But sadly, no extra PTO.
With cheer in the air,
We work through our share,
And dream of hot cocoa in tow!

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SALARY.COM

SALARY.COM

Compensation all the way

Oh what fun it is to know

the you're paid correctly

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Salary.com, where insights flow,
Helping your compensation grow.
Job descriptions crafted right,
Pay equity brought to light,
A partner all needs to know.

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There once was a man Tucker Lutz,

Who was stuck in snow to his glutes.

He asked for a sleigh,

but the reindeer said "nay"

an now he has snow in his boots.

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The team over at Salary.com,
Works hard to keep pay equity the bomb.
But one holiday night,
They miscalculated slight,
Now Santa’s earning less than his mom!

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There once was a snowman named Clyde,
Whose buttons all slid to one side.
He leaned with a frown,
And tumbled right down,
Saying, "Guess I’ll just melt and then hide!"

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Beneath winter skies all aglow,

The snowflakes put on quite a show,

Each one is unique,

So frosty and chic,

Dancing down to go play in the snow.

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I have no idea what to do, this is hard,

But I sure would like to win an Amazon Gift Card,

Spin the wheel and let's see,

If it ends up landing on Tom Murray,

All other choices, please disregard.

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A reindeer named Rudy was bright,

With a nose that would glow in the night.

He led Santa's sleigh,

On a foggy Christmas day,

And now he's a famous delight!

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A gingerbread man on a plate,
Was fearing his sugary fate.
When the hand reached for him,
He bolted on a whim,
And now he’s a crumb on the gate!

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There once was a snowman so cold,

His scarf was all sparkly and gold.

When the sun came to play,

He melted away,

And now all his buttons are sold.

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The Holidays are here, Merry Christmas and Feliz Navidad.

Time to celebrate and sing lalala.

For Santa ha llegado con muchos regalos.

But he doesn’t have any gifts for niños malos.

Still, we cheer and say Próspero año y Felicidad!

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There once was a man at night,

Who hold a flash light,

But his dog named White,

Ran away with a cat,

And now all is pretty quiet.

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At Christmas, the feast was so grand,
With turkey and ham on demand.
I ate far too much,
Now I can barely touch
The dessert that was close at hand

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On a cold and snowy Christmas-eve night,

A client needed help on their site,

Santa sent his elves to assist,

By giving the client a beautiful gift,

They benchmarked their jobs just right!

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She has one wish every year,

And welcomes every Christmas with cheer!

“Hey Santa,” she cried

“We all are working so hard!”

But fair pay for all is yet to appear!

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Your HR Department has toiled,

To make sure the new years not spoiled.

Compliance and feedback,

Then budget and goal track.

Pay equity checkpoint unsoiled!

Now that open enrollment is done,

And the holiday gifts have been won.

No more survey submissions,

They’ve paid out commissions.

To be home with their families they run.

So give thanks at your holiday table,

For the ones keeping everything stable.

They work through the night,

Making everything right.

And without them, we’d all be unable!

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In the kitchen, we gather to bake,
With flour and smiles, cookies we make.
Dad eats the dough,
We tell him to go,
Or there will be nothing left for Pete's sake!

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At the holidays, joy's all around,

But budgets can sure bring us down.

With Salary.com,

Our worries are gone,

Fair pay keeps our cheer safe and sound!

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At Salary.com, a festive decree:
"Let's price Santa's job, shall we?"
They crunched reindeer miles,
Toy output, and smiles,
His new title? "Chief Jolly VP"

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Salary.com’s finance team is a holder of wealth & might,

allocating cash to the right places from morning to night.

From accounts payable to the receivables,

anything is achievable,

but catch us at month end and we just might bite.

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On Christmas, the snowflakes would fall,

While Carolers sang through the hall.

The stockings were hung.

The sleigh bells were rung.

As joy spread from big to the small.

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Here's to holiday cheer!

Here's to holiday beer!

With cheer in the land

And beer in the hand

We'll cheers to a happy new year!

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Salary.com helps you to see,

What fair pay should truly be.

With data so clear,

It takes away fear,

And helps companies pay properly!

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She prepped for her Christmas party,

Which involved going to Total Wine, largely,

She cleaned and she cooked,

Made sure the mistletoe was hooked,

And welcomed the nice and the naughty!

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The workshop was in an uproar,

For Santa underpaid by the score,

The Elves went on strike,

Reindeer took a hike,

Salary.com to the rescue once more!

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There once was an elf named McGee,
Who got tangled up in the tree.
He let out a yelp,
But no one would help,
Now he’s stuck there till quarter past three!

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There once was a tree dressed in light,
Its ornaments sparkled so bright.
But the cat took a leap,
With a mischievous sweep,
And toppled the tree in the night!

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There once was a company, Salary.com,
Their data and tools are the bomb.
PayScale? Outdated!
BetterComp? Overrated!
With us, your comp game is strong!

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A reindeer named Doug loved to fly,
But his sleigh had a tear in the sky!
He took Santa's hat,
And a giant fat cat,
Now they're stuck on the roof eating pie!

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Me jumping out of the box, taken 1/1/1912, haha

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The prize today is an Amazon Gift Card

It's making me work way to hard

But a smile I will wear and hope I don't meet a Bear

A vote for me will surely make me have to pea (haha)

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Santa came knocking to my door

Didn't recognize, so gave him a chore

he was baffled, but tried his best

Then I saw his sleigh, decked up for the fest

Then I realized and fell laughing on the floor

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In HR, the season is bright,
With policies wrapped up tight.
We juggle with flair,
Holiday cheer to spare,
Ensuring the year's end feels right!

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There once was an elf from the Bayou

who really enjoyed watching Caillou

His shoes were quite orange

and his socks.... oh crap

I really should've thought this one through

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There once was a guy named Kringle,

Who walked with a jiggle and jingle.

He led a deer team of eight,

They never ran late,

The cold made their noses tingle.

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There once was a software salesman so great

He closed big deals right out of the gate

His customers said he was never late

But wait…

He promised them a 50% rebate?

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Rudolph, with a nose so bright,
Led the sleigh through the night.
With a glow so strong,
They’d never go wrong,
Guiding Santa’s flight just right.

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Santa’s elves are asking for a raise

They needed to know what the job pays

They went to Salary.com

Found the site was the bomb

Now they have riches for days

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There once was a tree full of lights,

That twinkled and shimmered at night.

But a cat in the tree,

Knocked ornaments free,

And now the house looks a fright!

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There once was a snowman named Ray,
Who melted by New Year's Day.
He said with a cheer,
"I'll be back next year,
So enjoy all your cocoa, hooray!"

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By the fire the stockings are hung,

And carols of Christmas are sung.

With cocoa in hand,

Its a night so grand,

Where magic for all has begun!

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This challenge is hard

One thing pop in my mind

Not coffee

Not tea

It is wish you all have a good day

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Do you know a guy named Kris?

He's got a beard and carries a list.

He rides in a sleigh,

giving presents away.

If you're naughty, your house may be missed!

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There once was a kitty named Ragu,

He asked Santa for a subscription to SalaryIQ,

Santa said "I saw what you did last night when roaming the city,

You were a bad bad kitty,

So now it's nothing but coal for you!"

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The snowman was paid with the nose of a carrot,

It was that time of year for snow & merit,

He chugged along the storm, happy with his increase,

With a scarf around his neck, though made of thin fleece,

It was that time of year and he indeed felt cherished.

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There once was a snowman named Fran,
Who partied as hard as she can.
But her eggnog delight,
Made her melt overnight
Now she’s just a small puddle with a tan!