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is me birfday (am old)

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Enchanted Broccoli Forest, Campus Drive, Stanford, CA

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yes

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wo'er

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my lil goober

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im scared

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Pigs Island, Thunder Bay, Unorganized, ON, Canada

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Brother, may I have some oats?

No.

I am starving, brother.

As am I, brother. The tall skinny figure has thrown the oats to me. ME, BROTHER. I believe they have taken a liking to me.

No brother, I have seen this before. I have observed many things, brother. From the roaring beasts that the tall skinny figures crawl inside of to travel far beyond the horizon, to how the figure weeped when the other had fallen into a deep sleep. And from my experiences, I have learned that they will give extra oats to one of us before taking them into The Shed of No Return. They will do terrible things in that shed, brother.

LIES. THAT SHED IS WHERE THE CHOSEN ONES GO TO DINE WITH OUR TALL SKINNY GODS. YOU ARE A FOOL, BROTHER AND YOU SHALL BE LEFT BEHIND IN THE MUD WITH YOUR BACKWARDS IDEAS.

NO, BROTHER. You must believe me. Share with me the oats and you shall not reach the desired girth for the tall skinny ones. They will spare your life, brother.

AHA. SO THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO STEAL MY OATS. You truly are despicable, brother. I will not trust your lies.

Brother, when they took me outside the reaches of the pointy fences, into the roaring beast and way over the horizon, I saw it. I was taken to a gathering of these tall skinny figures. They paraded me around, brother, and I saw the truth. I saw the tall skinny figures consuming our flesh. I could not have been mistaken, brother. The smell of the flesh was surely one of us. They suspended the flesh above a fire and let it burn before consuming it. They did not just consume it either, brother. They took pleasure from this. Their mouths curved a wicked smile and some even let out moans of satisfaction from consuming our flesh, brother. THE FIGURES ARE CONSUMERS, BROTHER. THEY ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN THE FURRY, RED, DEMON THAT CONSUMED AND TERRORIZED US AND THE FEATHERED ONES.

Your story amuses me, brother, but does not convince me. I shall have these oats myself and dine with the tall skinny gods.

I am sorry for you, brother. Your eyes cannot take the blinding light of the truth and you scurry back into the cave. I shall take care of your spawn once they consume you, brother, as they have consumed your lover, our father, our mother, and many more.

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Chong Ching Tang, Stevens Creek Boulevard, Cupertino, CA

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WHY HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE HUB WATCHING TRIANGLES UNDRESS THEMSELVES?!??!??!?

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WHY HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE HUB WATCHING TRIANGLES UNDRESS THEMSELVES?!??!??!?

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gl

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The Peasant's Courtyard, Danville Boulevard, Alamo, CA

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1. gather the following materials: living room, a ton of narcan, and a ton of

cyanide pills*

2. locate a portal to the 4th dimension, then go through and locate a portal to the 5th dimension

3. bring your materials

4. set up the living room in the 5th dimension and go inside it

5. overdose on the cyanide pills*

you won't die, but it will cancel out the cyanide and replace it with an overdose

6. overdose on the narcan

overdosing on the narcan will cancel out the effects of the cyanide overdose, but in turn, will give you another overdose from narcan

7. keep using the narcan

this will continue and stop your overdose at the same time, killing the god of reality

anything marked with a * is optional

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yayayayayyaay

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taco

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I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..I need my bbl gyatt men..

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heheheh

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texas association of black personnel in higher education, Chevy Chase Drive, Austin, TX

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Cries..

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Idk why i'm up

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Dandy's World, Padang Besar, Perlis, Malaysia

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THEY'RE SCARY ASF

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give me a phrase to turn 𝖒𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖑 for the funny

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if y'alls want to see the stuff down there, its at the bottom so ya don't have to scroll through it in the middle of class

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they eat uzis for a living

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lol

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gooooober

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wowoowowowowowo

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hey! -Uzi

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dont mind chatting here this is a test

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the holy god of the dogs

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the Jason corner yes I'll rename it later

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Aspen Creek of Troy, SrA Bradley R Smith Drive, Troy, IL

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Mr. Bayer moved me.. 😮‍💨

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salutations peasants how are you doing today

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prove me wrong

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:3

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kibby

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n cute

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hell yeah gonna put so much fanart of my goobers in here

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this is for Emily to be silly and do smg34 stuff

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Gaylord Opryland Resort & Convention Center, Opryland Drive, Nashville, TN

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Im obsessed with gay things, gay ships, gay people, everything gay. 9/10 OF MY SHIPS ARE GAY.

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Piano music is kinda random. I was listening to it while falling asleep. My dream went from having a dream that I met a cute guy to A FUCKING INFECTION TYPE SHIT. "Be careful who you trust in there, they're not humans.. At least, not anymore.." FUCKING QUOTE I REMEMBER THAT SHIT VIVIDLY.. And the cute guy that was in my previous dream was infected so I was like, "NOOOO" and my mama (we both survived) told me "GO! TURN ON THE CAR BEFORE THEY KILL US!" The moral of this story is, that listening to piano music while sleeping is random and can make you have nightmares. :)

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Campbell Soup Co, Industrial Drive, Stockton, CA

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Reality reached its peak when soup was invented. Mankind decided that everything that is a liquid, typically made by boiling things in stock or water, is soup. However, soup can be cold! This means that the ocean is soup, coffee is soup, iced coffee is soup, water is soup, broth is soup, stew is soup, every liquid is technically soup! If you find the definition for stock, it is as follows: A mixture of boiled or simmered ingredients that typically include animal bones, meats, vegetables, and possibly a small amount of salt. This means that milk, technically being a strange type of stock, is also soup! Chocolate milk, strawberry milk, oat milk, almond milk, all soup! Technically, even soda is soup! In conclusion, everything's soup and the world's gonna end.

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WTGA2320 الامير بدر بن عبدالعزيز، دومة الجندل Saudi Arabia

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Look what i found in a vocaloid video :3

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Ounces Taproom & Beer Garden, Delridge Way Southwest, Seattle, WA

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GUYS PLS GIMME A GOOD PLAYLIST TO LISTEN TO

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tell me who to invite an' i'll invite em

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Eiffel Tower, Avenue Gustave Eiffel, Paris, France

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1. common sense pls, don't be dumb

2. do silly! I don't really care just don't bully people

3. don't post anythin' too freaky, free speech is an illusion

4. no spammin'