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why we celebrate this day (the more humanity way):

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why we celebrate this day (the more humanity way):

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We are

celebrating this day to remember the time we lost our Royal Family and could celebrate finally becoming a real republic. Before, when the royals were a thing, the Queen had to sign every new law before it was legit. Today is a day we celebrate that everything is decided by the people and the Parliament.

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The day is celebrated the 15th of July every year.

You raise the flag at 06:00 and then between 08:00 and 10:00 we eat breakfast and big cakes.

We party the whole day, and there are flags everywhere in the city and the shops and every street. Then at 13:00 we eat lunch. Hotdogs are a tradition at lunch, since we remember Prince Consort Henrik’s annoying dog.

Everyone, every student and employee, has the day off this day, and around 17:00 there is a giant communal piñata.

At 18:00 we eat dinner, and also there is a tradition in which we eat sausage mix with a lot of curry ketchup.

Lastly, at midnight, we set off fireworks. It is law for every household to have at least 50 kg fireworks this day.

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Why we celebrate this day (for those, whom we hate):

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Why we celebrate this day (for those, whom we hate):

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We are celebrating this day because we remind ourselves of how lucky we were to get rid of our Royal House, so that we no longer have to pay a lot of money, money they would just use on a lot of thingamajigs and cigarettes anyways. Every year, before their removal, the Royal House got over 150.000.000 Danish kroners that they used on a lot of meaningless things.

And now we instead use that money on our people, children, education, and so on. The Royal ship “Dannebrog” is now a hotel. And all of their clothes is sent to Africa, so that we no longer have to send anything down there again. Ever. And
also the air has gotten cleaner because there’s no Queen to smoke so much every day.