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Andrex® wants everyone to feel as clean as possible. Since 1942, we’ve been committed to delivering outstanding quality and helping the nation’s families to feel clean and confident. 75 years on, we proudly continue that tradition.

Andrex® wants you to spread ya cheeks and wipe your dirty arse. Since 1942, we’ve been committed to making proper bog roll; that scented bollocks that makes your hole reek of cinnamon and leaves you feeling clean as a fuckin whistle. We’re a hard nut to crack, and 75 years on, we’re still the nation’s favourite shit wipes.

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A fools gold
As you may be losing money lets skip straight to the point:

• If hassan from al habssi loans has shegged you, claim money back
• if your a donut and dont know what we do heres a PPI Check
• most importantly if your just slow we'll call you tossers
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Gucci About Page

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Microsoft
It’s for people who actually work for a living

Function not fashion

I don’t need an expensive laptop to be creative.

A true hipster in art school.