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why did the inmate shoot the clock to kill time

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why did the inmate shoot the clock to kill time

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what do you do when you find a 250 pound dog in your bed 

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what do you do when you find a 250 pound dog in your bed 

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too many cheetahs

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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race 

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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race 

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Ketchup

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What time is it when your clock strikes 13?

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What time is it when your clock strikes 13?

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Time to get a new clock!
-Julia

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Fish and ships

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because 7,8,9

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why did the kid bring a lader to school 

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why did the kid bring a lader to school 

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because she wanted to go to high school
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what happens to a toads car when it breaks down?

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what happens to a toads car when it breaks down?

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" it gets toad away!!!
-Emily

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What do you call two birds that stick together

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What do you call two birds that stick together

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Vel-crows

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats? 

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats? 

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A CATastrophe

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant

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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant

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-Ryan

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what did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

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what did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

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put it on my bill!!!
-Emily

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Where do you go to learn to  make banana splits? Sundae school. 

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Where do you go to learn to  make banana splits? Sundae school. 

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Kayla

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what do you call a duck that get's all A's

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what do you call a duck that get's all A's

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a wise quacker

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Because he was a fungi

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Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one pickle say to the other?

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Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one pickle say to the other?

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"Dill with it!"
-Julia

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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-Ryan

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what type of vitamin does a fish take vitamin c

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what type of vitamin does a fish take vitamin c

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

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there is a stink in the middle of us!!!
-Emily

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Not only is it awful, its awful.-carter

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

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How does a scientist freshen their breath?

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They use experi-mints
-Julia

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why do dogs do after they finish obedience school

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why do dogs do after they finish obedience school

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they get their master

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What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick.

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What is the most musical part of a chicken? The drumstick.

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Kayla

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What did the yoga constructor say to the landlord when he tried to evict her

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What did the yoga constructor say to the landlord when he tried to evict her

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Namaste

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. 

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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. 

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I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.

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Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.

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-Ryan

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why did the student eat his homework....

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why did the student eat his homework....

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because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! maya

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Once my dog ate a whole box of Scrabble tiles.

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Once my dog ate a whole box of Scrabble tiles.

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for days he kept leaving little "messages" around the house.

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an Im-pasta

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what stays in a corner but can travel all over the world 

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what stays in a corner but can travel all over the world 

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a stamp

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What do you get when you cross a pie with a snake? A pie-thon

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What do you get when you cross a pie with a snake? A pie-thon

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Kayla

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He was OUTSTANDING in his field.-carter

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a stick
-Andrew

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Dont call me later, call me dad-carter

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Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.

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Don’t wake up mom! There are at least seven species who eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.

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-Ryan

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Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
-Julia

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what do you call a pig that dose karate?

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what do you call a pig that dose karate?

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a pork chop

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Hold on i'm still working on it-carter

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us

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Kayla

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A palm tree
-Julia

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It was two tired-carter

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what is a witch's favorite subject in school spelling.

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Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.-carter

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Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.-carter

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what do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping.... 

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what do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping.... 

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a Dino snore

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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards? 

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Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floorboards? 

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He was just going through a stage.

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I find them quite re-markable.

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why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

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why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!

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I don't know but the flag is a big plus. -simonn

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I'm a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable 

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I'm a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable 

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-Trevor

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What animal is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

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What animal is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

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Kayla

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There's three types of people in the world.

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There's three types of people in the world.

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People who can count and people who can't.-carter