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Other planets DO NOT appreciate the Scallion Pancakes and begin attacking them.

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Onion flavored weed cakes are now being manufactured and mass produced. Millennials are crazy about it and it's being distributed in every clubs imaginable. Teens are going to schools naked and drugged out. Parents are outraged! They tried to ban scallions. One parent said "Where is the justice? Scallions are supposed to make our lives better!"

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After weeks of investigation, the late fashion designer, Fleur du Flat's murderer has been caught. Scab B. Anuus, a rival fashion designer, shot their bling-a-dong onto du Flat's runway, ending du Flat's life.
Fleur du Flat's large fanbase rioted for weeks. Looting Glarget's, Spiffy Lubes and other essential establishments. After Scab B. Anuus' arrest, there were chants to cancel them. Imprisonment would be too easy of a punishment, according to du Flat's fans, ending Scab B. Anuus would be more satisfactory.
Fleur du Flat's fanbase covers all areas of our world, including higher places, such as legislation. Scab B. Anuus will be the first individual to be publicly castrated. Away with imprisonments, we are ringing in the elimination of heirs.

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Who is the villain and how did they rise to power?

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Who is the villain and how did they rise to power?

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Characters: Froprah (host of show), M'Baku (owner of the plumbus company, guest on show), Scally (Scallion CEO, guest on show), 2 audience members
Setting: The Fropah Winfro Show

On The Froprah Winfro Show, Froprah interviews M'Baku and Scally on her guest couch as well as asking the audience questions. There's a commercial break and Froprah gets hog tied in the back by Scally's goons. Scally does a cooking segment with audience member #4. This leads to Scally taking over. The Scallion CEO is the villain and she rises to power on the Fropah Winfro Show.

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The first family to be publicly castrated came as the judgement of two generations being involved in a hate crime that took the only child of an elderly business tycoon who paid a judge to make Rule in his favor.

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Worried over the new connectivity of its citizens, the Government (TM) bans scallion pancakes. Outrage follows. Ciitizens begin to riot and protest. The Government (TM) tries to pacify the citizens with dumplings and hit fails. Massive casualiitiies and destruction occurs. A New power comes into play, a villain arises from the chaos.

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After discovering that public castrations were targeted more at certain ethnic populations than others, a reproductive era takes hold and those populations adversely affected by the previous era are given financial incentives to reproduce.

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Froprah, a highly regarded celebrity in this world, gives out plumbus to anyone who gets the opportunity of joining her talk shows but only the women are given plumbuses. Here's the catch: plumbus is actually a menstrual cup.

"You get PLUMBUS!"
"And you get a PLUMBUS!"

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Rick, Morty and Summer stumble on a hive mind named Unity that Rick used to date. Unity is worshipped as an African goddess. Rick tries to hook up with Unity, but she rejects him. Out of anger, he starts a war with the alien planet she has taken control of as a hive mind, Wakanda.

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Fleur du Flat (do not pronounce the T) has an annual fashion show embracing style that transcends all humanity (proceeds going to support the #RedFeminists). As Fleur walks out to thank the audience, they are gunned down on the runway.

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Female Disco Gangs become political factions that terrorize corporations in the packaged food industries, suspecting that all pre-packaged foods are being dosed with hormone depleting drugs.

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Red Reznikov of the re-emerged Red Feminist Takes Power and begins an opposition against ". Villain"

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Red Reznikov of the re-emerged Red Feminist Takes Power and begins an opposition against ". Villain"

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A woman was on her way to work naked, in a public transportation and suddenly got her period. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a tampon/sanitary napkin in her person. Another woman saw what's happening and gave her tampon to her. This is where the ERA of #RedFeminists began where women started to give free feminine hygiene products in public

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Public castration punishments implemented

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where the villain rises to power

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Scallion pancakes are the new shit. Instead of "can I get you a drink?" when a friend visits, they offer scallion pancakes instead of drinks.

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The villain wins, but things actually ended up better than they were before.

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The villain wins, but things actually ended up better than they were before.

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-Imprisonment
-Brain Tit
-D&D-like creatures
-Pumpkin Spice Lattes
-STDs (edited)
-magic

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-Drugs
-Plumbus
-Afrofuturism
-Public nudity
-Swearing
-Free feminine hygiene products
-Public castration
-Scallion Pancakes
-Advanced Tech, Present Day ISH
-space