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There was a silence during wich all the protagonists looked at each other. After a time, the evil Queen began to speak, in looking in a loving way Lucifer.

Queen : I just realized that you were always by my side...

Demon : Then what ?

Queen : I'm going to propose you something who make you even more evil.

Demon : I like this kind of proposition ! I'm listening to you, my dear.

Queen : Will you marry me ? (The queen hands a ring to Lucifer)

Demon :  My dream becomes true ! With your natural authority and with my awesome spells, we will have power over the kingdom of the hell ! Hahahahaha

Queen : Oh, yeah, the evil power !
Demon : For this, I will make what ever you want everyday for the eternity ! At least... I will try !

Queen : And we'll dominate the world ! Muahahah !

Demon : Yeah ! You are old and ugly but I want the power so let's get married !

Queen : Shut up ! I'm very beautiful for my age, and you have an incredible luck ! Now, let’s go to the kingdom of hell.
Demon : Okay, my abominable candy cane ! Kingdom of hell, here we are !

Everybody listened the dialogue, speechless. Then, Petunia sighed delightedly, and said :

Petunia : Oh... What's a story very touching ! I hope that I'll marry Number 5, one day me too ! But me too, I have something to say, you know ! Me and my lovely Number 5 will open a beauty center very soon! I'm sooo excited ! And I hope that you will come, of course !

At this announcement, everyone looked away whistling. Fortunaly, the dwarf spoke :

Dobby : It's my turn, it's my turn to make some revelations ! You know, my dear prince, or may I should to say « my princess » ? Anyway, I don't care of this little detail. So, I said : You know, my love, I fell in love with you a long time ago. Now, you have become a princess, and this is better I think. I've never felt like that.. It's.. It's wonderful !

The dwarf puts his knee on the floor and took a bow in his pocket. Then, he said :

Dobby : I can't imagine my like without you. I love you, Romeo ? Will you marry me ?

Romeo : OMG ! OMG ! OMG ! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! YES I WANT !

Poppy (crying) : And now, I'm alone. What will become of me ?

Number 5 : Maybe can you come with us ? You're a fairy, so you will can create many products for us !

Poppy : Oh ! I'd love it !

And this how they lived happily until the end of time.

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A rajouter plus tard dans le script (Scène après l'invocation de la reine et avant l'invocation du nain)

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A rajouter plus tard dans le script (Scène après l'invocation de la reine et avant l'invocation du nain)

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Dobby sits on a chair in the middle of the scene. Poppy is braiding Dobby. This one seems preoccupated and carelessly, pulls her hair.

Dobby (angry) : Duch ! You hurt me dumb fairy ! I should hit you in the face and cut your wings *threatens with her hand*
Poppy (afraid, tries to protect herself) : So-sorry Milady ! I was thinking about what I've learnt, early in the morning ! You won't believe me !
D (sits again on the chair) : Say it. I don't have time, I have to get ready. (To the public) I'm going to spare to see the prince ! I'm so excited !
P (akward) : Hum, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't...
D (threating) : Are you going to speak, idiot ? I've asked for something !
P (embarassed) : Well, I heard about the fact that the Prince seems... Hem... Seems to be, in reality, engaged...
D (pissed off) : What ? I'm not buying it ! Don't beat about the bush, who is she ? Do I know her ? Is she more beautiful than me ? (with a law voice) Uhm, no, that's impossible, she's certainly very ugly.
P (shaking) : S-she is the princess of the nearly kingdom, and - maybe it's false -, but I heard from some people that she is the most beautiful princess ever seen...
D (stands up furious) : WHAT ?! And you have waited all this time before telling me ?! You should burn in Hell for that, I'm sure you'd enjoy the demon's company ! (suddenly stops, whispers to herself) ... Yeah that's it ! Here's a way to waste the wedding ! With the idea I've just got, I'll be the only one in the Prince's heart, and to the end of time... HE WILL BE MINE !
P (shivering) : W-what is your plan ? It looks like you've just got an... An evil idea...
D (ignoring her) : Now, leave me alone, I need some place just for me. I'll call you later... But stay put. Maybe I would need you.

Reluctantly, Poppy gets out of scene, leaving Dobby alone. Poppy is worrying, and before to quit the room, throws a glance to Dobby, and speaks in a law voice, for herself :

P : I hope it will be fine for her... I'll do anything for her happiness...

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Fake Tale :

Once upon a time, in a country far far away, there was a handsome and amazing prince, who lived in a very rich kingdom with his mother. This prince was special : he wouldn’t marry with a princess, live happy and have many children.

Her mother began to worry. She knew that she become older but his son loved no one, and yet, he must soon marry with someone for make sure the legacy. He must to do it.

So, the queen decided to find him a woman threw the kingdom. She would the perfect woman for her son : beautiful, intelligent, rich and kind, as her son. But there wasn’t a girl like that, and the only almost clean girl (and who was princess) was Petunia, a quite strange girl. However, the Queen was so desesperated that she decided to organize a meeting. The prince, who was made to accept, went to the Petunia’s manor, and assisted at the scene which followed :

Laura/Pétunia : How are you, cuttie ?

Daina/Number 5 : Don’t call me like that. I’m number 5 now, okay ?

L/P : As you wish, but why ?

D/N : Please darling, have you also forgotten ? It’s for Chanel, you know ? Chanel number 5, the new fragrance! It’s sooooooo hype ! Anyway, I’m so happy to be woth you, sweetie !

P : I love you… But I’m so ugly ! I never have your level ! *cry*

N : Don’t worry, darling ! I have many ideas to make you beautiful !

P : Explain to me ! Pleaaaaaaaaase.

N : You have to turn around 3 times and then, jump 4 times. So, you will become beautiful, for sure…

P : I’ve thought to washing my hair, but finally, I realized that I don’t want hurt to the lice in my hair, so I’m going to do like you said for become more beautiful ! But can you remember me what I need to do, Number 5 ?

N : It’s easy, yet ! Turn, jum, and eat your vomit !

P : Oh yeah ! What’s a wonderful idea !

And the princess turns, jumps, and eats her vomit. The prince, put off, was nearly to leave the place, but he remembers that his mother was determinated that he meets this strange girl. So, with a deep sigh, he moved forward for that the princess sees him. So, the princess, who was eating her vomit, stop her immediately, and with a big smile where we can see that she had teeths missing, she exclaims :

Laura/Pétunia : Oh my god !!!!! Look, Number 5, I’m sure, it’s my dear futur husband who comes to see me ! He’s soo beautiful ! And I love him so much ! But, in fact, dear Prince, who are you ?

Joshua/Romeo (apart) : She’s even more idiot that I thought. (To her) : Hello, Madame. I’m the prince of his kingdom, Romeo. My mother wanted that I meet you, so I’m here…

P : Oh, I see, I see ! What pleasure ! I was doing a beauty for you ! Look at me, don’t you find me radiant ?

R : Hem… We can say like that, I suppose…

P : But excuse me, come in my manor, and make me a kiss ! (Pétunia flings Romeo, but this one rejects her)

R : I’m sorry, but… Your mouth ! (Romeo wraps his nose with his hand) What a strange smell !

P : Do you think ? I ate my womit, but it was for please you ! Number 5 told me that you would love this effort…

R : Oh, it’s so kind of you to eat your vomit for me… And it’s so odd to say something like that… Anyway, I’m sorry, Petunia but unfortunaly, I have to go… So… Bye !

P : Wait ! My prince !

But the prince flees. In come-back to his castle, he thought, and understood one thing. Yes, now, he knew it, and this meeting reinforced his idea. He was gay. But what would his mother say ? “Nevermind”, thought the young man. “I just want to be happy in my life, and I have the right. It doesn't matter if my mother got angry. She will not to be able force me”. Romeo arrived at this time to his castle, where his mother, impatiently, was wainting him, and who assailled him with many questions :

Queen : So, my son ? How was it ? Good, I hope ? Do you like the princess ? Oh, it's true, she's a little disturbed, but I think it's a girl very kind, you know... And...

R : Mum, stop. I have to tell you something.

Queen : What ? Oh, I know. You want to marry Petunia, isn't it ? I'm so happy !

R : Hem, no. Not exactly. It's difficult to say, but... I'm gay, mom.

Q : What ? Can you repeat, please ?

R : I'm gay.

Q : How... No. It's a joke. You're laughing at me, of course, aren't you ? Tell me that it's a joke.

R : No, I'm really gay, and I understand this fact after the meeting with Petunia. I wouldn't like a woman for wife, and I can't change. Sorry, I know that it's not what you wanted for me, but you can't force me to marry a woman, with all due respect, mother.

Q : That's not how it's going to be ! My son would not be gay !

And the queen went out, very angry. Blindsided by what she learned by her own son, and very sad because she’ll never be a grandma, the evil queen decided to employ other way to have what she wants. Actually, the Queen has a secret chamber in which she hid a mysterious book about spells and curses. Since the king's death because of one of her spell, she kept the book away from anyone in the castle. Even her son didn’t know it. Also, she knew that if her son discovered what she gets ready to do, he will never forgive her. However she wants grandchilds and also amount of money because the Petunia's parents are very rich. With a sigh, she open the book. Very quickly, she found what she was searching for. "It was the best for my son", she thought.
Then, she disposed the 6 candles in a specific position. In the middle of the circle, she puts the bowl with a strange mixture inside. And after that, she says this words:

Q : Et ad congredandom. Eos coram meeeee !

She waits. One, ten, twenty minutes. When she was giving up, a hand grabbed her shoulder, and she jumped.

Demon (mocking face) : Do you know that it’s clearly impolite to turn your back on a demon, don’t you?
Evil Queen: I don’t. If you were not so long to appear.
Demon (rises his hands) : Okay okay, you win ! So, why do you call me, beautiful lady ?
Evil queen : (to the public) I'm starting to regret that. (to Lucifer) I got a problem.
Demon: I suppose that it’s not for my beautiful eyes if you're here. Although... *wink*
Queen : Gosh... Anyway. Well, my son is gay.
Demon: WELL, I'm gay too, but I looove beautiful humans like you *wink*
Queen: Let me talk ! So, my son is gay, and I neeeeeed money. And grandchildren too.
Demon : (to the public) Scrooge and pretentious... Hum, I like her. (To the queen) So, what do you want from me ?
Queen: I want him like he is! But less gay, it's all !
Demon: Ok ! So we have a deal, less 10 years for you in exchange a less gay son ! Are we good ?
Queen: 10 years ? Any problem, I’m just going to do some stock of anti aging cream. So... It's finished ? Can I go ?
Demon: Oh no my dear, to seal our deal, you have to kiss me. Isn't it wonderful ?
Queen: I have to WHAT ?? No. Sorry, but no.
Demon: Oh, come on ! I brush my teeth there is… hum… Well, i’ve forgotten but my breathe is clear !
Queen: All what I can to do for my son... Ok, come on here Lucifer, and let's finish this business quickly !

The queen took the devil by the neck and give him a kiss, who, with a smile, disappeared. After that, she left the room but without attention she didn’t lock the door and the prince, who wants to talk with her, saw her going out of the wall. This one, who was hid himself beside another wall, waited her mother was out of sight. When she was away, Romeo decided to enter in that secret passage and found the book of enchantment. He couldn't believe that he found a magic book ! Now he got his solution to be gay freely !

- Romeo : OMG ! I'M SO HAPPY! But why mother was here ? Did she is also gay ? No it can’t be. She loved my father too much... Let's look at it more closely...

The prince  took in his hands the book opened, and without thinking, read aloud the spell who was written :

Romeo : Et ad congredandom. Eos coram me ? But what does it understand ?
Lucifer : That you're invocating me.
Romeo : Ahhhh !

Romeo jumped and turned him toward the voice. With astonishment, he looked the demon.

Lucifer : What do you want, young prince ? Do you know why you invocated me, at least ?
Romeo : I just know that :  I want to be free !
Lucifer : Hem... This, it's a song of Queen...
Romeo : I know, I know, but I thought you understood. That I meant, it's that I want to love who I want and be gay if I want !
Lucifer : I've maybe a solution for you...
Romeo : Tell me ! I'm desesperate !
Lucifer : Hem... Do you think that you would can to accept an "potential" weeding between your mother and me ?
Romeo : WHAT ?
Lucifer : Don't worry, just say yes. Do you want to be gay freely, or not ?
Romeo : Yes !
Lucifer : Perfect, our deal is sealed so... Ahahahaha.

Then, Lucifer diseappared, without forget to give a mirror in the hands of the prince. So, this one looked himself in the glace, and realized that in reality, he was... A princess !

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