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i think we need to take a br-egg from these puns.

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i think we need to take a br-egg from these puns.

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what's a board game that eggs like to play?

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what's a board game that eggs like to play?

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Scramble (scrabble)

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a few live up to a century.

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they'd probably be a yolk-shire terrier.

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eggs are the fastest vegetarian food in the world.

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eggs are the fastest vegetarian food in the world.

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because they have l-eggs. hopefully they're not running from these puns.

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...egging them on?

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...egg-sistential crisis...

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because it is egg-sausted

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what did the chicken order at starbucks?

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what did the chicken order at starbucks?

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an eggspresso

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they sing kari-yolkie

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I diseggree that egg puns are eggcruciating. they are eggciting

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eggs which have long lifespans are called...

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eggs which have long lifespans are called...

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century eggs.

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fried eggs

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devilled eggs

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Maybe it's just egg-centric

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why did it take the chick-en (sorry en, from somebody else) so long to cross the road?

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why did it take the chick-en (sorry en, from somebody else) so long to cross the road?

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Because there was no eggs-press lane

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New yolk

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everything here is kinda lame but we're just egging each other on :/

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What did the angry egg parent say to her child?

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What did the angry egg parent say to her child?

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You are such a rotten egg!

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They didn't want to be beaten

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how do chickens get stronger every day?
they eggsersice

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what did the egg say after someone bumped into her?

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what did the egg say after someone bumped into her?

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egg-scuse me!!

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terri-fried!

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what is an egg's least favourite day of the week?

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what is an egg's least favourite day of the week?

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Fry-day!! :>

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i eat hard boil eggs for breakfast, because this makes me hard to beat

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what is the funniest animal?
a comedihen

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I hope this eggstremely eggstraordinary pun makes you crack up

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What did the cow say to the pig when the chicken wanted to fly?

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What did the cow say to the pig when the chicken wanted to fly?

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Don't egg him on.

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are you out of this world? bc you are eggstraterrestrial

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these egg jokes will crack you upppp

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when the egg's ex-girlfriend was ghosting him, he texted her "why are you eggnoring me???"

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when the egg hit the frying pan, it scrambled.

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till today, the chicken is still crossing the road because it was a no eggs-press lane.

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she named her hen "egg white".

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what did the eggnog say to the champagne?

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what did the eggnog say to the champagne?

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i have egg-squisite taste.

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it was a lil chick(en)
apologies en

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as far as any egg is concerned, the worst crime to commit is poaching.

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to make an egg roll, all you have to do is give it a little push! wheeeeeeee

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This is for the April class challenge :D Please crack as many puns/jokes that are related to eggs as you can in this Padlet!! One pun to one post :D Try and arrange them in a shape of an egg too (you should be able to drag the posts anywhere)
Have fun!!
-egg-xco
(does this count as two puns? cause egg. crack. haha very funny)