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if i hot glue feathers to my grandpa and push him out of a plane is he a bird?

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what is invisible but visible at the same time 

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what is invisible but visible at the same time 

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Who has tons of bodies buried in there backyard but is completely legal?

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what has 13 hearts but is still not alive

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what has 13 hearts but is still not alive

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If i beat up my grandma before she gives me cookies is it illegal or is it just betting?

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what has a king and queen but is not alive

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what has a king and queen but is not alive

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what has tons of keys but cant open a single door?

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what has 21 eyes but cant see a thing?

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If i put a normal person in a boxing ring and beat them up in front of millions of people is it suddenly legal?

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If a dog pees in the ocean does that mean most the world his?

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If i were my shirt inside out does the mean the whole universe is wearing my shirt except for me?

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Did the first caveman to make fire think blue fire is cold, because most blue things are cold?

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A mirror is really just a smart green.

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Do ants use wrinkles on old people as waves to surf?

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what has scales like a fish but is not a fish, and has wings like a bird, but not a bird

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what has scales like a fish but is not a fish, and has wings like a bird, but not a bird

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What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

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What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?

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If we get a nose bleed while bungie jumping does that mean we are crocodiles?

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What is always coming but never arrives? 

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What is always coming but never arrives? 

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If we were eyeless we wouldn't be aware of color, does that mean there is some other thing we aren't aware of because we don't have the organ?

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wonders why wont mother stop yelling at me  

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wonders why wont mother stop yelling at me  

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i use all the hot water

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Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition. 

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Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition. 

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The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.

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The purpose of a lock is to turn a door into a wall.

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why is the food orange named orange, but an apple isn't called red

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why is the food orange named orange, but an apple isn't called red

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why do old people poop all the time but older people get pretty much constipated

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why do old people poop all the time but older people get pretty much constipated

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they are the best

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Its funny that having real ingredients in food is a selling point.

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Nothing is ON fire. FIRE is on things

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My dog understands several human words, but I do not understand any of his barks. My dog is smarter than me.

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When people think about traveling to the past, they worry about changing the present, but no one in the present really thinks they can radically change the future

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"Do Not Touch" would probably be really upsetting to read in braille.

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I've woken up over 10,000 times and I am still not used to it.

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When you say forward or backward your lips move in those directions.

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Aliens invaded the moon on July, 20th 1969

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If someone offered to pay for my food and rent for 18 months, I'd do anything they asked of me. But, I complained every time i took the trash out while living with my parents.

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The advice, "Go to Bed, you will feel better in the morning." is the same as saying "Did you turn it off and bac on again" when talking about electronics.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it online.