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" I was so mortified, I wanted to crawl in a hole like this holes on the crackers. 

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" I was so mortified, I wanted to crawl in a hole like this holes on the crackers. 

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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THAT GUY NAMED FRED, FRED ATE TOO MUCH DORITOS AND DRANK TOO MUCH MT DEW. HE HAD A HAPPY LIFE I DRANK A COW'S MILK FROM IT'S BOTTOM :) IT TASTED LIKE SUGAR, LIKE THE WHITE SUGAR.  FRED WENT TO A WOMAN AND ASKS FOR MILK. SO THE WOMAN GIVES HIM A BOTTLE OF MILK. HE DRANK IT AND IT TASTED LIKE VANILLA ICE CREAM
IF YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND, YOU NEED GOD

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ONCE THERE WAS A POTATO, THE POTATO GOT CUT INTO FRIES AND PEOPLE ATE THEM VERY YUMMY :CRIES :  THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL :')
COMMENT PPLZ!!!!
THE POTATOES GOT KILLED BY A EVIL BUTCHER FOR MAKING POTATO SALADS WITH PORK ON THE TOP . THE BUTCHER GOT CHARGED FOR MURDERING THE POTATOES. THEY PUT A GRAVESTONE ON THE PORCH SAYING " ANGRY POTATOES 18888888777-200000000000000333333333333."

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Once upon a time... There was a girl she had brown hair and brown eyes. She was looking at someone's post. So she watches everyone post.. THE END :)
That was beautiful :') XD. She had a angry face saying
"HEY!" She ate tons of cheetos :)
I cried becuz of her face while eating cheetos

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Today i was just quiet, really didn't feel like talking to nobody fake......

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Today i was just quiet, really didn't feel like talking to nobody fake......

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To the "friends" , lol that i think i have i hope one day you will stay off my men part......  and stay ot of my face if you talkin behind my back.
PS. btfol

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“I was so mortified, I wanted to crawl in a hole!”

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“I was so mortified, I wanted to crawl in a hole!”

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i saw a picture off holes

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U try but u can't.U don't play nonstop like the MLG players.I am more MLG than my doge which eats poo...That is VERY MLG ,try me!!!

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I just realized That I put a hot sauce packet in my friend's book bag,right on the bottom,so if he drops his book bag at all,he will have orange pencils and paper!!!