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Hyman Minsky- You have two cows. Oh wait, never mind.

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Milton Friedman- You have two cows. That's pretty much the only thing determined for you here.

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Karl Marx- You have two cows. So does everybody else. Everyone rebels against the government because they're starving to death.

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David Ricardo- You have two cows. Your herd becomes integrated with the governments herd and the milk is traded for bread from another nation.

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david ricardo: trade some milk for feed, sell excess
karl marx: there are two cows, you choose a role in taking care of it, neighbors do the rest
john maynard keyes: you do with the cows as you please, government takes of them if you suck at it
milton friedman, You take care of cows with minimal government intervention
daniel kahneman: use psychological advertising to sell your milk
hyman minsky: the government provides feed and aids you in keeping your cattle alive

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You have two cows. There’s a cow salesman down the road who says if you put your cow in the Bovine Lottery, you have a chance to win your cow back plus a new one.

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Adam Smith- You have two cows. You sell milk at the lowest fair price possible.

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Adam Smith- You have 2 cows. You want to sell one. The government tells you to lower your price so you do.
David Ricardo- You have 2 cows. 2 foreign people are invested in each one. Each gets milk each year.
Karl Marx- You have 2 cows. The government takes them and provides for your needs.
John Maynard Keyes- You have 2 cows. One dies. You borrow money from the government to get a new one.
Milton Friedman- You have 2 cows. You use the milk to buy more cows. The more milk you have the more you put away for later.
Daniel Kahneman- You have 2 cows. Someone offers to take 1 and have a 75% chance of give 2 back. Person 2 offers to take one and have a 50% chance to give 5 back. You choose person 1.
Hyman Minsky- The cow market is great and everyone is buying. Everybody is going into debt with all this buying. The market crashes

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You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

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You have two cows. Your neighbor, who has way more cows, has been bossing you around for a while. You and your buddies get together and steal his cows, and then divide them equally among the neighborhood, so that everyone has the same amount of cows, and trades without fear of starving or being bossed around by someone else. You get a little worried when you realize the neighborhood next to yours has only 1 cow per household.

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You have 2 cows, you go to the bank to obtain currency to purchase feed. They refuse to exceed your credit limit.

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You work at a milk factory, you are only paid for the hours of labor required for production.

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You have 2 cows, you sell the milk based on how much effort it took to produce the product

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You have 2 cows, your neighbor has 2 goats. You start to lower prices on milk to compete.

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Adam Smith- You have two cows. You sell both with a price that is fair.

Milton Friedman- You have two cows. You borrow a cow from your neighbor and sell the cows with a certain percent increase in price. You pay your neighbor for the cow with some of the money you recieved.

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Adam Smith- You have two cows. You want to sell one to buy a bull, the government convinces you to lower the price of your cow.

David Ricardo- You have two cows and live in Canada, you sell you cow to America and they pay you accordingly.

Karl Marx- You have 15 cows. The government seizes them all and provides food for you if you butcher, milk and feed their cows.

John Maynard Keynes- Your country has 10k cows. A neighboring country's market starts to crash, so you make a deal with the country, who happens to own a lot of iron. You agree that if they sell you cheap iron, you'll sell them cheap cows.

Milton Friedman- You live in a poor country and own own 30 cows. You want to sell them for a reasonable price, 2 cows for 1 bull, but as noone can afford that, you have to sell them at 5 cows for 1 bull.

Daniel Kahneman- You have one bull and ten heifers, your last three calves have been female, so the next one should be a bull. You've had a bad crop this year so you butcher and sell your bull to feed your family. The next calf ends up female and you realize you've made a terrible mistake.

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Milky Milky Money Moolah Goolash Soup from the Bayou

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Milky Milky Money Moolah Goolash Soup from the Bayou

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Adam Smith:
You have two cows. You have to buy seed from Richard to grow the grass they eat, but you sell your milk to him so that he can have something to drink. When your grass grows naturally after a few years, you stop buying seed. Richard keeps buying your milk.

David Ricardo:
You have two cows. You get a milking machine, and now you have twice as much milk. Then, you buy a milk mixer, and you have twice as much milk again. You spend your life savings, your wife’s life savings, your kid’s college tuition, and your Bingo fund on getting more technology, but you only ever make six times as much milk as you started with, even though you bought 63 milk-related machines. Weirdo.

Karl Marx:
You have two cows. Your neighbor, who has way more cows, has been bossing you around for a while. You and your buddies get together and steal his cows, and then divide them equally among the neighborhood, so that everyone has the same amount of cows, and trades without fear of starving or being bossed around by someone else. You get a little worried when you realize the neighborhood next to yours has only 1 cow per household.

John Maynard Keynes:
You have two cows. You used to have three, but times are tough and the grass is a little greener. You decide to spend the money on the milk you produce, and so do your neighbors, and eventually you start to have a little more money. After a few years, you have more cows, and your grass is greener than ever.

Milton Friedman:
You have two cows. You expect them to make a certain amount of milk every year, and so you base your life around it. You don’t buy a new cow when you don’t have much milk, and you don’t sell one cow when you have tons of milk. You just keep your cows.

Daniel Kahneman:
You have two cows. There’s a cow salesman down the road who says if you put your cow in the Bovine Lottery, you have a chance to win your cow back plus a new one.

Hyman Minsky:
You have two cows, and you have more than enough milk and cheese for the coming years. Your neighbor says if you let him borrow both, then they will mate and you can have more cows, milk and cheese. This works fine until you run out of your earlier milk and cheese, and your neighbor doesn’t have enough for the both of you.

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Marx-Cows unite and overthrow the owners
Ricardo- You have two cows, you sell one of them to an orchard for a trade of wine for cheese
Smith- you have two cows you sell them both to make currency
Kahneman- You have two cows, the salesman down the road that says if you put your cow in the lottery you could win double cows
Keynes- Your country has many cows, another country has none, and is in succession, you make an offer to trade some of your cows for some of their resources
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Adam Smith- you have 2 cows that you sell at a good price.
David Ricardo- you have 2 cows, you trade one cow for a better bull from another farm that has better bulls, now you have the same bull but a better cow than the other farm.
Karl Marx- your community owns 2 cows of which is distributed evenly among the group.
John Maynard Keynes- you have 2 cows, one dies, so you borrow money from the government to get a new one.
Milton Friedman- you have two cows which you price and sell at your own terms
Hyman Minsky- economy in crisis bc people are in cow debt

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You have 2 cows, and a man attempts to convince you to bet 1 with a 75% chance you'll earn 3 back.

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Adam Smith- You have two cows. You keep both so they have another cow to keep them company and sell their milk and give the money to the government.

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Adam Smith- You have two cows, you milk them, and use it for an ongoing profit
David Ricardo- You have two cows, milk them, and trade it for something that would benefit you as well as the other person.
Karl Marx- The state or community equally distributes the profit to everyone.
John Maynard Keyes-  Selling the milk at a doubled price.
Milton Friedman-  Instead of milking the two cows, you sell both of them for a profit.
Hyman Minsky- Economic issues, so the cows aren't used
Daniel Kahneman- Create an increasing and growing trade/profit

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Smith: You have 2 cows
Ricardo: you trade a bull for a cow to milk
Marx: the community owns 2 cows and distributes the milk
Keyes: your cow just died so you borrow money to buy a new cow and make profit
Friedman: you own 2 cows and sell them for profit

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You have 2 cows, the government restricts the amount of time your cows may spend free-range grazing. Alternatively you are only given 2 bags of feed per cow, per day.

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Adam Smith: You have two cows because you've always wanted to be a cow farmer. You sell the milk for what the government decides is a fair price to people who need milk.

David Ricardo: You have two cows and sell the milk to Sweden, who are bad at raising cows, who then give you wheat to feed your cows so they can make more milk that you can sell to Sweden

Karl Marx: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives everyone in your town 30 oz of milk
John Maynard Keynes: You have two cows, the government taxes you on them & the milk to help keep the economy stable.

Hyman Minsky: You have 2 cows, you sell the milk for a fair price, get too excited about the income, have a sale and lose all your money, eventually going bankrupt.

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Adam Smith:

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The cow-stock market is flourishing, cows this, cows that, cows in the news and cow-leather shoes. So what is one rightly to do? But more cows and take on dues, but with these purchases don't be so rash. For as the market starts to crash. Your actions start to seem much more brash.

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Adam Smith- You have 2 cows. You want to sell one. The government tells you to lower your price.
David Ricardo- You have 2 cows. 2 people are invested in each one. Each gets milk each year.
Karl Marx
John Maynard Keyes
Milton Friedman
Daniel Kahneman
Hyman Minsky- The cow market is great and everyone is buying. Everybody is going into debt with all this buying. The market crashes

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Adam Smith: Economist - cow farmer with 2 cows. State enforces milk prices due to milk monopolies. This will then reduce your time with the cows. You then have a limited time to account to feed the cows with only 1  bag of food.

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Adam Smith: State enforces low minimums and large maximums on milk prices. Milk monopolies will be broken into smaller farms.

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Adam Smith: State enforces low minimums and large maximums on milk prices. Milk monopolies will be broken into smaller farms.

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Adam Smith: You have two cows. You invest in a bull and more land. Your herd multiplies. Because you care for and milk the cows yourself, you are compensated with higher wages. You are encouraged to share your milk and meat with your poor neighbors, but you continue to make a profit.

David Ricardo: You have a herd of cows. As you take on more laborers and more machinery, your output begins to diminish. Your government buys your milk and meat, then trades it with a neighboring country for bread (they can trade for bread at a lower cost than they could produce bread at home.)

Karl Marx: You have a herd a cows. Because it takes twice as long to butcher meat as to milk the cows, you charge twice as much for meat as for milk. You find your work monotonous and degrading because market forces control the economy, rather than you, the worker, a free, creative being.

John Maynard Keynes: You have a herd of cows. Your government's economic policy influences the demand for milk and meat. Demand determines how much meat and milk you produce, as well as how many workers you hire. Sometimes, you have a shortage or surplus of product. When unemployment is high or the economy is unstable, the government stabilizes the economy by hiring the unemployed or adjusting interest rates. You always keep your worker's wages the same, regardless of demand.

Milton Friedman: You own a herd of cows. You calculate the average profit you expect from your meat and milk over the next few years, then base your annual spending on that figure. Your prices are dependent on the money supply of your country; an increase in the money supply leads to higher prices. The increase also causes you to hire more workers and produce more milk and meat.

Daniel Kahneman: You own a herd of cows. You learn of a new vitamin that may increase your cows' milk production. You have heard three success stories and one of your friends praises the vitamin. So, though you know there is a fair chance of the vitamins being ineffective, you spend $5,000 to try the vitamins.

Hyman Minsky: You own a herd of cows. When demand is high and the milk and meat business is thriving, you invest in new products and land. You take out loans that exceed what you can pay off. Other cow farmers do the same, causing a minor financial crisis. Banks and lenders will not extend loans to even the most credit-worthy farmers. The economy contracts.

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Smith
- You have two cows, and you love raising cows, and you freely trade them w/ neighbors which serves the common good

Ricardo
- You have two cows & trade with your neighbor, benefiting both of you.

Marx
- The government has cows and everyone works for their share of the milk

Keyes
- You buy & sell cattle, & when the market is bad the govt. gets involved with monetary and fiscal policy

Friedman
- All the cows are owned by the people & the govt. stays out of the cow trade

Kahneman
- You have a cow, but you have the opportunity to win 5 cows if you put yours in the lottery.

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Adam Smith:
You have 2 cows. You want to sell 1, to buy a bull. The government tells you to lower the price, so you do.
David Ricardo:
You have two cows; 2 people are invested in each one. Every year, they are payed.
Karl Marx:
You have 2 cows. The government takes one, and gives it to someone who doesn't have one.
John Maynard Keyes:
You have 2 cows. The government lowers the price of the cows, so that you can buy more.
Milton Friedman:
You have 2 cows, and want to sell one. The government has no influence.
Daniel Kahneman:
You have 2 cows. You calculate the probability of the cows profitability, and then sell it.
Hyman Minsky:
You have two cows. You could sell the milk for a decent price, but the market is bad. You don't sell the cows.

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Honeey HOney Sweet and Funny Dont be Funny Be A BunnY

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Adam Smith: You have 2 cows. You use them for milk and use that as a form of currency.

David Ricardo: You have 2 cows. Another country has two grape farms. You make cheese and trade it for wine.

Karl Marx: You have 2 cows. It takes you 1 hour to get a gallon of milk but 2 hours to get a second gallon. The second gallon is worth twice as much now.

John Maynard Keynes: You have 2 cows. You sell their milk at an increased price due to lower taxes

Milton Friedman: You have two cows. You sell their milk based on how much milk is being sold in the market.

Daniel Kahneman: You have two cows. You put one into a lottery and have a chance to get 2 cows back.

Hyman Minsky: You have two cows. You have to sell them because you're in debt.

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You have 2 cows, you borrow money from the bank to buy your neighbor's eggs.

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The cows unite and overthrow the state. Marx choked on a veggie-burger before he could explain what happens to the use-value, exchange-value and sign-value of bovine leather

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You have two cows. One cow is used for meat, one cow used for milk. It is divided into the community equally.

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You have 2 cows. The state wants to profit from your cows and it wants you to profit from your cows.

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Bureaucratism: You must have a separate permit to purchase cows, own cows, milk cows, and sell your milk.

Capitalism: Some inherit thousands of cows at birth, while others inherit the dreaded "milk debt". There is a massive, unregulated milk market. To own a cow one must have a minimum of 17 years of education (life-time debt) and to take the risk of unpayable milk debt v. relative prosperity.

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Kahneman: You have two cows. There's a cow salesman down the road who says if you put a cow in the Bovine Lottery, you have a chance to win your cow back plus a new one.

Nazism: Thompson takes your gnome and puts him in the cone of shame.

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You have two cows. You sell one and the government takes the profit. The government then confiscates the other and shoots your Jewish neighbor

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Socialism: The state takes half your milk and distributes it among your neighbors, as needed
Communism: The state takes ownership of both cows, while you continue to work on one. Milk is distributed among everybody
Fascism: No Change
Nazism: The government allows you to retain ownership of your cows, but regulates what you do with the milk during times of war. They also determine whether or not you're fit to remain in central society; if not, you're sent to work in milk camps.

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Socialism: You have 2 cows. The state takes one, and gives it to your neighbor who doesn't have one.

Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both, and sells their milk to the preferred national race.

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You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd competes with all of the other herds to make the most money. If you win you retire on the income. If you lose you retire on everyone else's income.

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Everyone either owns or milks cows or sells milk and cows.

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You have two cows. The government takes both, and conscripts you to work in a factory or to take care of 'their' cows. If you refuse  to work they'll throw you into a concentration camp for being lazy.

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You have 2 cows. The government takes both of your cows and cuts both of your limbs and fingers if you're not fit into their society. You then slowly begin to bleed out and die.

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Socialism- You have two cows. You give one to your neighbor and he gives you a bull.

Communism- You have two cows. The State takes both and gives everyone the same amount of milk.

Fascism- You have two cows. The State takes both and makes you sell some milk to your neighbor and takes the money.

Nazism- You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots them for their imperfections and then shoots you and your family for crying over your cows/not heiling your dictator/not being physically perfect/wearing a six point star.

Bereaucratism- You have two cows. The State takes both, and files a bunch of paperwork and two years later shoots them and cooks one steak and covers it in staples and stamps.

Traditional Capitalism- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull and your herd multiplies, if you're lucky. However, realistically, they all die from inbreeding and you file for bankruptcy and make a living by cooking other peoples cows.

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Socialism :
You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbor.

Communism:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you milk

Nazism:
You have 2 cows. The government takes both and uses the cows to power their political objectives

Bureaucratism:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and decides what should be down for the betterment of the society

Traditional Capitalism:
You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.

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You have two cows. The state takes both and you work and get paid in milk.

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You have 2 cows. You share both of yours with your friends. Your friends also share their cows with you and now you all can make universal milk together.

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Socialism- You have 2 cows. You share both cows with your neighbor.

Communism- You have 2 cows. The State takes both, then distributes the milk among the community according to what each individual or family needs.

Fascism- You have 2 cows. The State forces you to sell milk to your neighbors at a reduced price, then give your profits to the State.

Nazism- You have 2 cows. The government dictates how much milk you can sell, as well as the price at which you sell it. Your profits go to the government.

Bureaucratism-  You have 2 cows. The State decides what should be done with the milk. At some point during the process, some of the milk is spilled, and some is taken by the State for themselves.

Traditional Capitalism- You have 2 cows. When demand for cows is high, you sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies. You sell both milk and meat, changing your prices based on supply and demand.

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You have 2 cows you sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and realize the government has stolen your soul.

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You have two cows. The government takes and kills both distributing the meat among the neighborhood.