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By:  Carol Ann Dunlap

Up on a desktop Classlink’s paused,
The system’s “down” without a cause,

Smeared on the keyboard are lots of boogers,
All from the little ones pumped with sugars.

Oh oh no!  Why am I so slow?  Oh oh no!  Why am I so slow?
Upping hand sanitzer, click, click, click,
Lord make it to Christmas without getting sick!

Giving assessments while kids are jacked,
IC is down and my email’s hacked,
I checked out a cart for my squirrely class,
It’s missing again, I’m going to kick some @$$!

Oh oh no!  Why’s it so slow?  Oh oh no!  Why’s it so slow?
Up on the laptop, click, click, click,
I just want to upload my Christmas pic.

New digital devices with lots of trouble,
No cellphone service ‘cause we work in a bubble,
Expensive new radios causing lots of clammer,

Miss Rhonda wants to fix 'em with her trusty hammer!

Oh oh no!  Where did you go?  Oh oh no!  Where did you go?
Up on the radios, click, click, click,
Please call for buses or I just might split!

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Silent Cafe
Quiet Cafe
All is calm
All is right
Sweet children
Please do not shout
Sit on your bottom
and please turn around
Keep your hands to yourselves
Keep your hands to yourselves

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I'm Dreaming of a Stress Free Christmas

I'm dreaming of a stress free Christmas
Just like the ones I've rarely had
Where the faces of my  3 teenagers glisten, and they all listen
without being hormonal and mad

I'm dreaming of a stress free Christmas
with every check I write
May your days be calm and worries out of sight
And may all your Christmases end in delight

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Midterm tests, holiday fest
All the noise from the girls and boys,
One more week until Christmas break,
We're so tired we just cannot wait,
Then sleep, Oh heavenly sleep!!
Then we can finally sleep!

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We wish it was quite in the lunchroom......we wish it was quiet in the lunchroom...we wish it was quite in the lunchroom....but it's really loud.
The children need sporks, and "nakins" for their plate.....they like to flip their bottles and play pattycake.
They talk louder and louder no matter what we do.....the lunch monitors try movies and play trivia too.
We're all excited for Christmas because we all need a break....the kids and the teachers all have a headache.
The new year will be better, we'll be refreshed and calmed down....the kids will be calmer and our frowns will turn around.

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Shopping and cooking on the spot.
Christmas is coming, ready or not.

So you better get with it and get the presents bought.
The rush of the season can't be fought.

They don't want underwear, pajamas, or socks.

A much better choice is a sparkling rock.

Dad doesn't need more power tools

even if he goes to Home Depot and drools.

A winter break is the best gift of all.

So I say Merry Christmas to all of ya'll!

We'll be back in January for the final days.

Remember your a Comet and you'll continue to amaze!

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You better watch out... you better not pout... you better not cry I'm telling you why.... CHILDREN ARE COMING DOWN THE HALLS!!!

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Thank God I don't have to
answer parent emails all night!

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Please calm down, you're driving me crazy,
Fa la la la, la la la la
No  2 x 20's not eighty,
Fa la la la, la la la la
Shhh, be quiet, we're still learning,
Oh for break, I'm really yearning...
Faa la la laaaaa, la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I'm dreaming of data collection and SST meetings.

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I'm dreaming of a white mocha Christmas

Just like the ones I wish I could afford

Where the Starbucks glisten and my children listen

Instead of saying they are bored

I'm dreaming of a white mocha Christmas

With all the Christmas songs I hear

It would make my days be merry and bright

And the before-coffee monster disappear

I'm dreaming of a white mocha Christmas

Only the ones in the controversial cups

Where they cost some moola but make me cool-ah

And provide caffeine sanity for grownups

I'm dreaming of a white mocha Christmas

With all the Christmas cards I get

My days would be merry and bright

And make the holiday shopping no sweat

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The kids are gone
The school is closed
We sleep till noon
And rest all day

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You better watch out....you better not pout...you better not cry I'm telling you why...Santa Clause is coming to town

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You better watch out....you better not pout...you better not cry I'm telling you why...Santa Clause is coming to town

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We Wish you a Merry Christmas....We wish you a Merry Christmas

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We Wish you a Merry Christmas....We wish you a Merry Christmas

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Up on the Rooftop Reindeer Paws....out jumps good ole' Santa Clause

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Up on the Rooftop Reindeer Paws....out jumps good ole' Santa Clause

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Let's be Jolly, Deck the Halls with boughs of Holly...

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Let's be Jolly, Deck the Halls with boughs of Holly...

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Silent Night......Holy Night....All is Calm....All is bright

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Silent Night......Holy Night....All is Calm....All is bright