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The website was fake because he had gotten suspicious when he said “I’m not making this up”. When he said that, you immediately would think “ well that isn’t suspicious I don’t like that at all!.”

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Funky shoes are fake because there shoes were way over priced

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We do not trust this site because In it it says The dogs are safe TOTALLY SAFE.
They said we will put GPS on you dog so that can track it.
They said that they will give it “SPECIAL” doggie clothing.
They do not usually apologize poor people and it takes a lot of money to get your dog in

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They put a gps on your dogs they also said poor people can’t afford it and then they said that sign up for free and if they were a real website they wouldn’t say that to any customer.

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We think it’s fake because it says watching the dogs in the gps is funny and they send in a wooden crate.

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Where is the island? And GPS no that sounds creepy! The site that says where the island is and it’s in Spanish! It’s says this island is totally safe it sounds fake right?

The sign up says. Your humans email. And your name. Its not like your dog will get up on your computer and do that!

Fake fake fake!! Do not trust this site

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So this dog website was talking poor people and it showed stock footage of a beach and boat with no dogs no puppies and no dogs no nothing.so they never listed the island or the price.FAKE

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We think dog island is fake because:
1. There is a crazy GPS system
2. There is only a limited amount of people aloud on the island
3. There is a picture of a dog climbing a tree
In conclusion, this website is not real and you can not trust it.

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Your humans email sign up yay. There is definitely not 1570 big dogs and 988 medium dogs and 334 small dogs. It says that they spend a few weeks on the island when learning about us and helping us in the kitchen. When you enter a email it says to subscribe instead of going to sign up. It said a wonderful vacation when their is no fence. You can send up to 12 dogs. They said they are selling dogs for free.  It also said that that it can be so funny what happens with the GPS monitoring. DOG ISLAND IS FAKE!

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It’s fake because it says I’m not making this stuff up and it says half of all kids who eat bread blow average on test

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A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "Smell of baked bread may be health hazard." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is that the organic components of this aroma may break down ozone (I'm not making this stuff up).

I was horrified. When are we going to do something about bread- induced global warming? Sure, we attack tobacco companies, but when is the government going to go after Big Bread?

Well, I've done a little research, and what I've discovered should make anyone think twice....

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low occurrence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and even cold cuts.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

In light of these frightening statistics, we propose the following bread restrictions:

1. No sale of bread to minors.

2. No advertising of bread within 1000 feet of a school.

3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.

4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.

5. A $4.2 zillion fine on the three biggest bread manufacturers. Please send this e-mail on to everyone you know who cares about this crucial issue.

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A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "Smell of baked bread may be health hazard." The article went on to describe the dangers of the smell of baking bread. The main danger, apparently, is that the organic components of this aroma may break down ozone (I'm not making this stuff up).

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Funky Shoes we search high and low for shoes with character, meaning, and good karma to lift your life out of the ordinary. If your shoes have walked theGrand Canyon , ran theBoston Marathon or danced at the President's Inaugural Ballpeople will care. Order today because Funky Shoes are not made every day.

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Dog Island -- Free your dog!! send your dog to dog island