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*Archimedes protested and tried to explain his discovery again pero Kuya Police made iwan na him sa loob ng prison cell.*

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Kuya Police: Wow, ang talino mo namang bata.

*Kuya Police attaches handcuffs on Archimedes.*

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Archi: Tapos, ayun kuya. The material composition and density has like an effect sa ability niya to float sa water. Amazing, right?!

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Kuya Police: Uhm, oo. Tuloy lang.

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Archi: So kasi kuya I made taka why the dead body made lunod when we tapon it sa water so I was like “omg, why kaya”. Therefore, I conducted a mini experiment to help me understand why ganoon. Tapos, I realized na the body and the leaf have different material compositions. Kasi duh, tao yun and leaf yun. Are you still following, kuya?

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Kuya Police: Uhm, sige. Ano yun?

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*Kuya Police weirded out and thinking he’s a weirdo.”

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Archi: So, kasi this madaling araw...I, uh, accidentally made patay someone because I was drunk. BUT, KUYA PULIS! WAIT LANG! DON’T ARREST ME! I MADE A DISCOVERY!”

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Kuya Police: Ano yun, iho?

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Archi: EUREKA! KUYA PULIS I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING

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What a weirdo talaga our friend.

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*Archimedes excitedly runs naked going to the police station shouting EUREKA repeatedly*

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*He gets out of the water and his clothes get left sa water*

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*Archimedes celebrates by jumping into the water and splashing water everywhere*

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*Dylan still not getting over the fact he almost drowned.”

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Archi: Hmm, let’s call it buoyant force nalang!! Basically the buoyant force is the force that causes an object to lutang. We can say that BUOYANCY is caused nga by the differences in like pressure acting on the opposite sides of an object immersed in a like anything that’s a static fluid. the buoyant force shall be equal in magnitude to the force of gravity on the displaced fluid THEREFORE, I CALL THIS THE ARCHIMEDES’ PRINCIPLE

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Ok, big brain. So, ano tawag doon?

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Archi: Listen up. So, I think Dylan and the leaf have like different material composition and density. Siguro, parang the material composition and density like has an effect sa ability of the object to float in the water!

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Archi: PARE, OMG! EUREKA! I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING

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*Archimedes thought long and hard. Nabored na mga friends niya sa tagal niyang mag-isip.*

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Archi: Hala, dude! Kita niyo ba yun? The leaf made lutang. Why kaya the leaf made lutang while Dylan floated?

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*Before Archimedes dives in, a leaf fell and he saw it.*

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Archi: Whatever, I’ll do it na nga.

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Dude, ayoko na! Natrauma na ako!

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Bro, is his buhay worth 200 pesos lang?

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Archi: Gosh, I’m gonna libre you na nga to starbs eh.

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Bro, after ko malunod?!

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Archi: Ok, try making lusong ulit in the water but this time with breathing

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Archi: Arte mo talaga.

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BRO, I HATE YOU! You’re never getting any favors sa akin anymore! You almost killed me!

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*Dylan slaps Archi*

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*Dylan breathes*

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*All helps Dylan*

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Archi: Omg, bro!

*jumps in water to save Dylan*

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Bro! omg ka i think he made lunod na

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Glugulguugluglulgu

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Archi: OK, DUDE! I DON't KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME BUT YOU CAN BREATHE NA.

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Glugulguugluglulgu

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Archi: Ok, now make exhale all your hininga

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*Dylan holds his breath*

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Archi: Fine, I’ll make bili and libre you sa starbs

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Ok, fine. Ugh. You have a lot of utang to me na ha.

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Archi: Dude, you’re so arte. Just do it.

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What? Bro!? Are you baliw? I’m gonna make lunod over here! You want to kill another person?!

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Archi: Ok, you tigil your breathing muna

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Dude, ano na?! Ang lamig!

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*Dylan makes talon*

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Ugh, bro!! Bakit ako? Ang lamig lamig ng water! You def owe me one after this.

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Archi: Dude, ok jump ka sa water.

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*Dylan arrives at the river*

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K, otw.

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Archi: Chill. Stop making arte and get your horses to lakad na. Bilisan mo baka the police might huli me na, bro.

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Ugh, ok. Fine, dude. I'll gising the horses na. What can you do without me?!

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Archi: Ugh, I’m making sama na nga to you eh. Ayaw mo yun? Bonding tayo while hiding the body?

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Ano ba yan, dude?! Do I have to make drive pa there? My horses are tulog right now.

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Archi: Pare can you punta here and make jump nga to the tubig.

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What, pare?

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Archi: AH, DUDE I KNOW NA!!

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Orbs, ugh nakakahiya ka to your family and your school ha. You have a reputation to uphold. Ok, bye. Mommy is making tawag na sa akin. I hope the next time I see you all, it's not sa presinto.

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Grabe talaga. I still can’t believe you made patay someone. So crazy, dude.

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Dude, mag isip ka. You're the smartest person dito sa group natin. Use your brain cells.

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Archi: Omg mga chong, the patay made lunod in the tubig. Why kaya ganon?

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Archi: Ok, dude. I'll make tapon nalang sa river.

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Ugh, pare you're so lazy talaga. Kami rin ba iisip niyan for you? Dude, ikaw na diyan.

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Archi: Ugh, true. But what do I do to make it not float if ever?

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Ugh! Kayo yung losers how are you all sure that the patay people will make lutang in the tubig?

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Ok, losers. You all are forgetting that patay people float kasi

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I agree, dude. Yun nalang. The body sinks naman. Ez escape

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Make tapon nga sa river.

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Archi: BI naman talaga kayo. Pero back to the topic nga! What do I do?! Ang daming niyong sinasabi. I'm nagugulo.

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I agree, pare. We need to make this quick baka mapagalitan ka pa ni tita. Ayaw na nga niya sa amin kasi BI daw kami sayo. Can you believe her?! BI daw kami sayo?!

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Whatever, pare basta we have to tago the patay na though and make punta to a safe place kasi we might get huli by the guwardias

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Dude, you’re so weird talaga. Dead bodies don’t sink! Don’t you know that?! Sayang naman tuition na binayad nila tita and tito sa inyo!

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Dude, I suggest talaga to throw it nalang sa river or sa ocean so that it sinks and no one would be able to hanap it.

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Archi: Okay, fine my dudes. I won't patay someone ever again.

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Grabe ka talaga pag nalasing, pare! We'll help you, but you have to pangako to us na you won't do this ever again.

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Archi: Ugh! I don’t know, pare. I just got drunk kagabi kasi in BGC. I didn’t know I killed someone na.

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Grabe ka naman mabored, pare. You can netflix naman or something.

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Oo nga, dude. Why did you kill the person ba? Bored ka lang?

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Noo, let's help archi even though he is super loser to patay a person.

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lol. Bahala ka diyan, dude.

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Archimedes: Then, what do I do?! I can't go sa prisinto. Magagalit si mom sa akin. Nainis na nga siya sa akin kasi I went over my credit card limit sa BGC. I won't have a bahay to go home to na.

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Pare, no! That's so bad for mother earth kaya!! You'll make pollute sa atmosphere.

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Pare, just burn it kaya.

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No, someone can easily hanap it or dig it up if you’ll just libing it.

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No, just bury it sa beach or somewhere malayo.

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OMG make tapon to it sa river.

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Archimedes: So, guys. I accidentally patay this person and I don’t know what to do with it. ;-;