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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially weird people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve snails. Musicians are spelunking concerts online.  All the prisons are closed so kids have to stay home and yodel
Last week, the Governor asked residents to gargle their slugs in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Juaquin became so upset, he drank a whole case of hot dog water.  When that wasn't enough, they surfed to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of chunky lemon milk.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in 427 million years If not, we'll just have to keep welding!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially crazy people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve cows.  Musicians are running concerts online.  All the Burgerville's are closed so kids have to stay home and walk.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to skip their chickens in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Frank jr. became so upset, he drank a whole case of buble water.  When that wasn't enough, they jumped to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of heavy whipping cream.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in 0.2 seconds.  If not, we'll just have to keep walking!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially gamer people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve me.  Musicians are faking concerts online. All the Whole Foods are closed so kids have to stay home and eat hot cheetos.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to hit their Ford F150 in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Shannon Briggs became so upset, he drank a whole case of Apple Juice.  When that wasn't enough, they gamed to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of Apple Juice.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in 62 Seconds.  If not, we'll just have to keep GAMING!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially sad people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve fish sticks.  Musicians are failing concerts online.  All the schools are closed so kids have to stay home and cha cha.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to burn down their trees in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Elmer became so upset, he drank a whole case of elmers glue  When that wasn't enough, they cried to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of expired milk.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in 400 years.  If not, we'll just have to keep singing!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially boring people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve air.  Musicians are swimming concerts online.  All the windows are closed so kids have to stay home and cry.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to eat their masks in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Jimbob became so upset, he drank a whole case of grass.  When that wasn't enough, he cried to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of dirt.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in 20 seconds.  If not, we'll just have to keep crying!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially rude people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve chicken nuggets.  Musicians are zooming concerts online.  All the Libraries are closed so kids have to stay home and talk.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to eat their vegetables in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Billy became so upset, he drank a whole case of orange juice.  When that wasn't enough, he ran to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of eggs.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in a couple of months.  If not, we'll just have to keep eating!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially talkative people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve hamburgers.  Musicians are writing concerts online.  All the playgrounds are closed so kids have to stay home and talk.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to eat their vitamins in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Anna became so upset, she drank a whole case of chocolate milk.  When that wasn't enough, she swam to clear her mind.  Finally she broke down and ate an entire carton of eggs.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in a couple years.  If not, we'll just have to keep eating!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially social people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve to-go food.  Musicians are playing concerts online.  All the social events are closed so kids have to stay home and work.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to keep their distances in order to stay safe.  After learning this, Parker became so upset, he drank a whole case of apple juice.  When that wasn't enough, they ran to clear his mind.  Finally he broke down and ate an entire carton of milk.
Hopefully, things will return to normal in a few months.  If not, we'll just have to keep eating!

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The coronavirus has taken a toll on everyone, especially lazy people.  In Hockinson, restaurants are only allowed to serve dogs.  Musicians are starting concerts online.  All the Arby's are closed so kids have to stay home and pray.
Last week, the Governor asked residents to (verb) their (plural noun) in order to stay safe.  After learning this, (name of a Hockinson resident) became so upset, (he/she) drank a whole case of (noun).  When that wasn't enough, they (past-tense verb) to clear (his/her) mind.  Finally (he/she) broke down and ate an entire carton of (noun).
Hopefully, things will return to normal in (length of time).  If not, we'll just have to keep (verb ending in -ing)!