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What kind of shoes does a ghost wear?
B0o0-ts

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Why did the person quit smoking cold turkey?
The feathers made him cough

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Why do Witches fly brooms?
Because a Vacuum cleaner is way too heavy

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Why is Cinderella so bad at Soccer?
Because she runs away from the ball! (Ball aka the Prom or whatever its called)

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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood :>

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What did the little corn say to the mama corn????

Where is pop corn

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Tasneem (comment for Reham's nurse joke)

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Tasneem (comment for Reham's nurse joke)

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Why did she draw blood tho ;-;. Hmmm... Reham is sus...

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What did the Traffic Light say to the car?
Don't look! Im about to change.

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What did the shark say when he ate the ClownFish?
This Tastes A Little Funny

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what did the fruit orane say am i a color now?

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What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work?
A Stick

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Today at the bank,an old lady asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over :l

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How can you tell witch end of the worm is witch? You tickle it and see witch end laughs.

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whats the best thing about Switzerland

i don't know but the flag is a big plus

plzzzzz give it a heart 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

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what has more lives then a cat

a frog because it croaks every night.

plzz give a heart

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Why did the Apple go to the doctor?
Because a human bit his cheek

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he kinda sus..........

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what did the koala say to herself?

koala tea me time

give it a like

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what kind of tree fits in your hand?

a palm tree

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what did the nose say to the finger?

quit picking on me

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why did the picture go to jail?

because it was framed

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what do you give a sick penguin?

tweetment

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Why couldn´t the little horse sing a lullaby???

Because she was little horse

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

because he wanted to catch up on his sleep

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How do pickles enjoy a day out?

They relish it

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What kind of bow you can't tie?

a rainbow

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what did one eye say to the other eye?

between us something smells

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what goes up and down up does not move???

stairs!!!

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what do you call a pig that does karate?

a pork chop

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus?

a porky pine

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why did the boy through the clock out the window???

Because he wanted to see time fly

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what did the rock say to the ruler?

you rule

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Why dont you ever see giraffes go to primary school???

because they are in high school

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what did the mug say to the fork?

fork it over

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what do you call an alligater in a vest?

an investegater

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what job did the frog have at the hotel?

bellhop

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Whats white but cant climb trees???

A fridge!

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what did the big flower say to the little flower?

hi bud

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why was 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?

because 987

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2019 went like a blur

my new years resoluition must have beeen too low

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why do i hate school?

because my teacher is a nerd

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya Who
Wow someone is excited!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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what did the window say to the 0 we are almost the same

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Why do people climb up the mountain??

Because they think they will get the drink mountain dew

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what do you call a mom thats happy?

Happy mothers day

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

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Why was the math book sad?

Because it had too many problems.

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c
:-)
<:-)

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what did the sience book say to the math book?

wow, you,ve got problems

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whats a cats favorite color?

purrr-ple

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what has ears but can't hear?

a cornfeild

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why didn't the orange win the race?

because he ran out of juice

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what do you call a duck that steals?

a robber duck

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why did the banana go to the doctor?

because it wasn't peeling well

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why did the gym close down?

Its just because it didn't work out

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What key has legs and can't open a door?

A turkey

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Why did the Turkey cross the road

To PROVE it wasn't a Chicken.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here I go on ahead"

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*Psst*  Did you HEAR about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

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What did the lipstick try say to the makeup lover?
"OMG maybe you should EAT some lipstick to be pretty on the inside too"

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What did one candle say to the other?
Don't Bdays burn you up?

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Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.

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When did the pilgrims first say "God bless America?"
When they first heard America sneeze.

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A farmer told his dog to find the sheep and round them up. When the dog came back he asked how many sheep there were and the dog said “50”. The farmer said “Hmm, that’s funny. There were only forty-seven this morning.” The dog replied: “You said round them up.”

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What do you call a alligator detective?

A investi-gator!

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If someone calls you ugly, have a good comeback and say,"Excuse me, I am not a mirror".

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because it will be a foot! (Found this poor dog with a really long skull.) :c

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I have never met a three, but I have metaphor.. (Met a four lol)

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.

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What is black when its clean and white when its dirty?
A Chalkboard.

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What has no life but still can die?

A battery

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What has 88 keys but cannot open a SINGLE door?
A piano

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What has legs but cannot walk?
A chair duh

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What is at the end of a rainbow?
A w.

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(Not a joke)     Im so rich when I grow up I wan't to be like my mom!

A beggar!

(Didn't want to put a picture that would be rude =)

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What teaches without talking?

A book

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whats a cats favorite color?

purrr-ple

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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday.

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What goes up but never comes down?

Your age

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What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday???

A year old

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Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

Because it had more cents

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What’s a snake’s strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

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What flies without wings?
Time

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I have no wings but i can still fly.
I have no eyes but i can still cry.

what am i?

A cloud

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I have a face but no eyes.
I have hands but no arms.

What am i?

The annoying clock on my wall.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?

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Knock, knock
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

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Knock knock
Whos there???
Donut.
Donut who???
Donut open this present until Christmas!

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What do Santa's little helpers like to eat on a cold day at the North Pole???

Elf-abet soup!!!

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What music do Santa's elfs like best

Wrap music.

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How do the elves clean Santa's sleigh on the day after Christmas?

Santa-tizer.

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What was Santa's favorite subject in school?

Chemis-tree!

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

“Can you smell carrots?”

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What do angry mice send to each other in December?

Cross mouse cards!

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What is the wettest kind of animal in Santa’s workshop?

A Rain-Deer