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Virtual divorce court. or memes

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My own monologue that lasts about 30 minutes.

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it's just me trying to tune a guitar for 15 minutes

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This is hilarious and practical. We could do this as an old recording or just as a skit. Both ways will cause for some great laughter!

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Bake Me Some Brownies is a short comedic script about a plumber going about a typical day, only to encounter an elderly man with a strange toilet problem.
MAXWELL: Shit, I'm glad you're here...been dealing with this issue now for months and it wasn't till yesterday evening that I finally figured it out for myself.
Maxwell points to the bathroom toilet bowl.
You see this here toilet? Drove me nuts. Literally. Each time I sat my ass on the bowl, there'd be a tickle.

PLUMBER: A tickle?

MAXWELL: A tickle. Now, at first, I thought there was some electrical current going on there but that wasn't the case. I was looking around, trying to see if there was some sort a lose wiring going on but zilch...came up empty handed. But I still felt this current whenever my ass hit the seat and it only happened when my pants were off, obviously, it's a toilet, right? Whatch you think it was?

PLUMBER: No idea.

MAXWELL: Neither did I. One day I decided to try something different...I went and sat on the bowl with my pants on. I wanted to see if I still felt the tickle...but lo and behold, there was none. So, I took off my pants and sat and there it was again, stronger than ever. I felt it all over my body, this chill going right up my spine, even made my left ear twitch.

Now it got to the point where I had to make a decision. Should I live with this feeling, each time I took a dump in my own home or should I get a new toilet...well, as it turns out, I figured out what the cause of all this fussing about was...you ready for it?

PLUMBER: Sure.

MAXWELL: My balls.

PLUMBER: What do you mean?

MAXWELL: My balls! (beat) My balls be hitting the water!

PLUMBER: Can't be.

MAXWELL: I kid you not. My balls be hitting the water in the toilet bowl, each time I lean in for a dump.

PLUMBER: Oh my God.

MAXWELL: That's what I said. When in the hell did my balls decide to go swimming?

PLUMBER: That's, that's, uh...

MAXWELL: Can you fix it?

PLUMBER: Fix what?

MAXWELL: My balls from giving me the tickles...can you make the adjustment?

PLUMBER: Uh, I mean, you should really call a doctor for that sort of thing-

MAWELL: No! I don't want a doctor, I want you to adjust the levels of the water in the toilet bowl? What's wrong with you?

PLUMBER: Oh! Right, right, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take a look but I don't know if I can adjust the water levels...

MAXWELL: And why's that?

PLUMBER: I need to see what kind of toilet bowl you have first and then-

MAXWELL: Come on son, figure it out. You an expert, ain't ya?

PLUMBER: Yeah, I mean I've never been told-you might need to get a different toilet or--

MAXWELL: No, no, no, I tried. I noticed my balls be dipping wherever I go.

PLUMBER: Excuse me?

MAXWELL: It must have been going on for years and I only noticed these past few months because of how cold the water must have been...I have cheap insulation in the walls...so it ain't so much as the toilet as it is any toilet. I was even at the bookstore the other day when I had a sudden urge to "bake me some brownies" and sure enough my balls went in for a public dive and-

PLUMBER: Alright! I get it, I get it. I'll see if I can adjust the water level.

MAXWELL: Thank you so much! When you finish, I have to test it out before you go.

PLUMBER: Yeah, just make sure I'm in the other room before you do.

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Bake Me Some Brownies - Monologue Blogger

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Bake Me Some Brownies is a short comedic script about a plumber going about a typical day, only to encounter an elderly man with a strange toilet problem. MAXWELL: Shit, I'm glad you're here...been dealing with this issue now for months and it wasn't till yesterday evening that I finally figured it out for myself.

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In Isolated Romance, what starts off as a conflicted inner issue of a writer's popularity, leads to a potential love that may help Victor figure it all out.
VICTOR: I don't want people pulling my arm for a photo and screaming my name. I just want to do my work. My work! That's it. All this other shit is redundant for me and for the person who wants my attention. They think it's important but it's not, it's a fading picture on some social media account and it doesn't matter.

I try to rationalize it to myself without sounding like such a selfish prick because I want to give people what they want because I care but at the same time I'm not a people pleaser in the sense of...oh, I hate how I'm sounding now...this is what I mean, I'm in constant conflict with myself. It's why I keep a low profile and you know this already about me but I can't stop living my life. If I want to go out for a beer with a friend I should be able to do that without worrying about being watched and followed and it's why I wear these stupid hoodies and hats and-cause I have no damn privacy anymore. None!

I want to make people happy or content or whatever the hell it is I'm doing because I'm just trying to connect us all to one another in some freaking way and that's where it matters most for me.

I don't want to sign up for all this other stuff. It can be nice but it can be painful. I'm just a terrible human being. I hear how I sound, can't stand myself anymore. I'm terrible, aren't I?

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In Isolated Romance, what starts off as a conflicted inner issue of a writer's popularity, leads to a potential love that may help Victor figure it all out. VICTOR: I don't want people pulling my arm for a photo and screaming my name. I just want to do my work.

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FUNNY FUNNY foreign MAN

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THE DISASTER ARTIST "I Did Not Hit Her" Clip

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FUNNY FUNNY ICE MAN FUNNY FUNNY ICE PUN

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FUNNY FUNNY FOOTBALL BABY

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In this scene Tim Conway is a German interrogator, who is world renowned. He is attempting to get info from an American soldier, but instead he ends up destroying his boss's office. I know this sketch is based of World War II, but it could be any interrogation, I just thought the gags were funny.

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The Interrogator from The Carol Burnett Show (full sketch)

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ROB BOSS GET ANGRY

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This is a scene where 3 friends argue over the pronunciation of MALK.  Hilarity ensues as the argument escalates.  This sketch is very funny and is so relatable.
( if there are cuss word we will edit them out)

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We could do another version of improve. There is one select person to remain on stage as a therapist, while other actors approach one at a time with different comedic issues, all simultaneously referencing Covid-19 just trying to make the audience laugh.

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I've always loved Shrek. Donkey just adds comedic effect to everything. I always say his lines throughout my days. I would create a script with all the moments in this video.

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A wailing Opera singer who is also pregnant has her water break from a realllllllly strenuous high note and the baby comes out as baby Luciano Pavarotti . The whole labor process after her water breaking is improvised.

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This is a zoom version of the comedy show Little Britain. It is a really funny show. This should be what zoom performances are always like.

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Matt Lucas & David Walliams bringing Little Britain back | The Big Night In

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tik tok comedy videos

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The first minute of this video is what i decided i could also base that around as well. the girl is wanting to have an active mother instead of a mother who drinks every night.

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Effective short monologues for kids/teens from 3-2-1- Acting Studios, Los Angeles

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We could make up a 4 character 2- minute scene where Izzy and Ryan have a heated debate on the validity of Hamilton against Ms.Sudik and Lydia

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For a scene i wanted to recreate some popular vines. I was thinking we could cut back and forth between different vines, different groups doing different ones.

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I don't know anything about this scene really. I am not going to lie. I just know the music is FIRE!!!!!!

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Say My Name | Beetlejuice the Musical in Real Life

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If we did a virtual children's show we could do a zoom or recorded video where we reenact an episode of Sesame Street. I call big bird!

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BOB ROSS GET ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!

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I had the idea of maybe a mix of both improve and zoom. The class meets on zoom for a long distance presentation where each student has a unique or funny presentation. The others will watch and react in the manner they choose.

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if we're doing a parody zoom class, we do something where no one is turning their camera or mic on because it's too real

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This short monologue is about how a patient of a therapist speaks out about how they only want money. It expresses the injustice the patient is facing. Maybe i could preform a monologue similar to this.

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“You Understand?” - short dramatic monologue

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I doesn't have to be exactly like this, but we could make our own version of the skit. This is from SNL and it's titled "High School Theatre". There are more versions by SNL with different celebrities.

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High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone - SNL

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I would recreate this by creating a script with all the ways people have misspelled pregnant. I would try to make it funny for anyone who would like to join. Make it like a little funny!

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This sketch is so funny as Strong Bad attempts to teach his friends how to draw a dragon. He responds to emails from fans through out his series. All of them are funny. Any of them will work

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This is a clip from snl. It's a clip of actors breaking character and them laughing and having a good time. For one of my performances i would like to poke fun at breaking character.

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Here's an example video for you all! I really like how she used just things around her house rather than the usual quality of SNL's sketched

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A monologue I have been wanting to relearn and perform since 6th grade, Dead at 17 by Christine Conradt.

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We could do a pre recording of a podcast and or do clips of videos to recreate a larger video put together. This video shows different clips just edited together.

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We could get in a zoom call or go onstage or do a improv try not to laugh thing. One person is in the “hot seat” and someone else try's to make em laugh using props and stuff.

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Try Not To Laugh Challenge #47 - At Home Edition!

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the wasted youth intro is a monologue describing the horrific murders by a 17 year old boy with a ¨haunted¨ Fender guitar in greusome detail. this skyrockets into an up beat power ballad striking ¨against society¨

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I would like to recreate these type of videos. By using tiktok and video editing. I would film and edit myself or with someone who would like to join!

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TIKTOK COMPILATION OF HARRY POTTER POV (mainly Malfoy)😌

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We could do a scene about a teacher doing a zoom and no one joining. We could cut back to the teacher still waiting on students in between other skits.

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If we are doing the zoom idea, this could be a great addition to it.

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They Passed A Pencil Around The Whole Zoom Class (TikTok) ✏️

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In this scene Squidward attracts a Sea bear against his friends pleading. He then gets attacked no matter what he does to try and get away. This is a funny scene from the show Spongebob Squarepants. Enjoy

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The Sea Bear Attacks Squidward, SpongeBob & Patrick! 🐻 SpongeBob SquarePants

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The following scene is a comedy sketch by SNL poking fun at the awkward interactions that can happen with Zoom. Two specific characters are new to technology, and hilarity ensues as they traverse the virtual platform during a professional meeting. The other characters must sit back and watch in horror as the two newcomers experience mental breakdowns.