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*Oink oink* well this was unexpected, anyway you can hurry up and make us human again? *snort* #notfun

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No one thought to bury me really? I fall off a roof and yall just leave #Ineedbetterfriends

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Anyone else wondering how Odysseus knew exactly what his friends said even though he was asleep??? #whatsupwiththat #kindaconfused

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Don't you just love when your friends leave you in a cave with a stick in your eye just because you are getting hurt by craft and not main force #pleasesendhelp

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Dont u just LOVEE going to the underworld and seeing a bunch of dead people?? cuz same. #deadppl#underworld#renunion??

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My crew just ruined everything bc they "didn't trust me"?? They fr just took my bag of wind gifted from THE GODS, and sent us the opposite way from Ithaca...#imsodone#justwannagohome

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Dead people are pretty cool #spookyseason

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wow you think your cool to keep all of the goods for yourself in you bag that "no one else can touch" come on now!!! #sharethelove #prideislies #givethegoods

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Doesn't everyone just love family get-togethers #fridaythe13th #halloween #contactingspirts #mommyissues #deadmom #familybonding #yolo

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Hope none of these men had kids waiting for them at home #sonofbaconator

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All men are pigs, I´ve got the pics to prove it #girlpower

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The free food sure was good, but being turned into a pig was not my favorite. #wouldnotrecommend 2/10

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LIFE UPDATE: just got turned into a pig. idk what to do now
#imsoBOARed

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HELP I GOT BLINDED BY "NOBODY"!!! #sos#sendhelp

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Is this a remake of beetlejuice? Dead mom? #musicalvibezz #I'maSoprano

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hangin' with my dead mom :/ #livinglife #yolo

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Wow… Now you’re telling me all my friends have to suffer because he can’t see?! He only had one eye anyways… #emotional #annoyed

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Not cool guys.. when will you learn??!! First of all you had the audacity to even think that I had gold or something… Well now you started a storm! 🤣  #disappointed #naughty 🙄

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We just wanted some food…  you took it too far by saving us for your next meal so I took It one step further and BLINDED you!! That must be fun for you good luck seeing. #greedy #worthless

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dead people drink thick kool aid

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Love my brother! #socute #siblinglove

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#iseedeadpeople

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My moms a ghost but its not Halloween yet... #celebratingearly

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one of my men fell of the roof and died #LMAO #Could'ntBeMe
#loser #WalkerPleaseReadMyPost

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hanging with spirits #toocool #youwishyouwereme #boo

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Just hanging out in the underworld talking to all the dead people about how they died, including my mother.
#hangingwithhades #deadpeoplerock

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Just met the queen of the underworld #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss #slay

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#messingwithspirits2getadvice

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dead people are so greedy #ImagineDying #loser #GetAlife

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Dead people like animal blood. #notscary@all

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wow circe........ pigs? really? #smh #baconmecrazy

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tried reaching for some grapes they died #die

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I wonder if pigs want to eat us when they're hungry #achin´4somebacon #bacon4breakfast

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We lowkey haven't made any progress. After how long? Like seriously? im not even being dramatic im shookith this boat is so NOT LIT!
#bettercallanuber
#NOwifi
#BoatlifeIsNotFormMe
#lovetheland

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thinking about the time i passed a bunch of guys eating food and sobbing on the beach
#same #mentalhealthmatters #vacay #depressed

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Don't be shy...tell me some more about how you died- NOT. Ugh, can't people take a hint that I don't care. #imbetterthaneveryone #annoyingppl #getouttahere #depressingsight

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long time no see mom! did you start that diet? you look fab💅

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I try to take a quick nap after the long journey, and you decide to screw everything up and get us pushed out to the middle of the sea?  We were almost home! #nothelpful

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Hey Circe. You are bacon me crazy #baconboy

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NO MAN should ever stay on this island, the staff can't even take a burning toothpick to their eye, smh
#cycLOSSmybusiness

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Anyone in need of some good winds? Hmu. NO REFUNDS !
#wind4sale

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Just saw my dead mom :( 5k likes and I'll bring her back to life!
#mommyissues #mothersday1200BCE

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i was told that i would get home and reclaim my wife?!?! AY?!?!?  but i was told not to touch the flocks of the yellow thingy in the sky. like whats stopping me? huh? nothing? my point exactly. #rebel

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Just tied up a couple of my men again. I guess they never learn.
#peoplethesedays

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Brooo these dead guys got some crazy stories, like y u not want to have glory and u'd rather see ur son again but really didn't want to see mom like yyyyyyyyyy? #chillinwithhades #myegoisnotthatbig #notamomma'sboy

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DO NOT trust this man with your precious gifts he will waste them like a FOOOOOL. He'll come crawling back and ask for even more this man is a waste of time. He can't even work a simple bag. #Ninny

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i saw the ghost of a crewmate that we had lost in action. Turns out he fell off a roof and died. lol what a loser.
#gladurofftheteam #good2seeuman #iwouldnever

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Guys I'm on a new diet, goat! You should try it sometime.

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Gotta get out of this place some casper wanna be just pulled up. Didn't know it was halloween.
#nicecostume

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I just love talking with the spirits!! It's really an eye opening experience and you can get great advice :). You will always get a bad one though :/ had to see the ol mother. #summoning #ritual

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everyone is a pig. at least they dont taste that bad. #i<3bacon

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who wants bacon???

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GUYS.........She gave me the greatest option of all times!!!!!!!!!! LIVE OR DIE.....dang.......thats a really hard decision to make. 🤬.... #MAYBEBOTH???? #FRDEPENDSTHOUGH

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summoned a dude. he drank some blood and offered it to my dead mother. #nothxplz

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Just blinded a cyclops im the best #nonosequences #Iwontregretthisever

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My men got turned into pigs today.....I know WOW! but good thing that dude didn't kidnap them too because that would make him a ham burglar.
#GotHambushed

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OWW. This is totally unfair, it's not my fault those people looked tasty!! Well now I guess I have to learn braille! #myfatherwillhearaboutthis #whereishe

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#Roadtrip im on my way bb, see you soon 😘

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Boss left his bag, bouta get rich. Update: It wasn't money...
#robberygonewrong

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So you eat my men and then get mad when I take revenge by blinding you?
#overreacting

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dead people are so greedy #ImagineDying #loser #GetAlife

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Eating people is way better than going out in the world and pretending to like them. #cyclopslife

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This lotus stuff is pretty good you guys should try it out #Ad #Sponsor #ineedmoney

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ARE YOU FR??? You try to cure me but then you send me death threats and tell me I will always be blind, also make me lose all my companions #whyyougottobelikethat

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Okie dokie, big guy. I get it. You know, I was on your side until you went and sent my entire fleet of ships off course. For your information: you landed us in some sketchy drug addict central. Thanks a lot. Now half my crew is going down an undesired path.
#WhatdidIdo? #plzhlpme

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my men got turned into pigs today. i like... actually had to fight someone to get them changed back.  SO MUCH WORK. you're welcome. #imahero

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NAWWWWWW a god really got mad at some guy for blinding his son. HE THENNN said that a completly different dude is going to go home get his wife back and then come back and please the same god #tocontrolling

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YOU TURNED MY CREW INTO PIGS????? Thanks though....#youhadmeatbacon #bacontastesgoodbutnotmycrew

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she gave me an option: live with me or die! #i'dratherdie

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New fav food= lotus. You've GOT to try it sometime
#obsessed

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Not my favorite vacay...I'm a pig now ig. Hopefully I don't get eaten, but at least I'll taste good #justgotturnedintoapig #whereisthemud #oinkoink

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Im on the drug unit in health class. havent heard anything about lotus yet...

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me and the boys pigging out at Circe's place tonight #unculturedswine #saturdaysarefortheboys

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Just stole this guys goats then stabbed him in his only eye. What a loser. #bozo

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This place lowkey sucks, this plants good tho. Maybe this place ain't so bad. #neverwannaleave

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Why is everyone offering me drugs. Like what do you expect me to do deny them? #don'tdodrugskids

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Aiolos had a family of 12 children #birth

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this place sucks. Mom come pick me up. #MarrigeStuggles

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I ate a goat it was pretty good.... later that day someone ate me.
#Afterlife

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She turned my crew into pigs and gave us drugs might never want to leave.😘 #mommy #girlboss

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so im kinda on the fence on this one. this evil chick did turn me into a pig against my consent which is kinda questionable but it had an even better view. also one of my friends fell off the roof, but no one liked him anyways. 3/5 #Mondays

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SERIOUSLY!!! How much does this dude have to like himself to talk about some "sad but courageous" story of his to these people. HE JUST KEPT GOING ON about some stupid lotus eaters and then somehow some cyclops got in there. LIKE HOW MUCH DOES THIS DUDE LOVE HIMSELF!! #selflove #speakingthetruth

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Does ANYBODYYY here at anything besides fruit? this is getting annoying real quick...

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bro, found this cool cave. decided to chill for a bit. was chilling until two of my crew got devoured. then we got held captive. 10/10 dont recommend #cyclopsarentcool

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Lotus is yummy i eat it for food yum yum #yum

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Book 9-REALYYYYY??????? You break into my space with your men, so I killed them. Then you decide to stab me??? #Icantbetrusted

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What a giver my man is for giving a bag full of wind to this guy so he can zoom home in time for supper #Speedyboy

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what did you expect? you stabbed a stake into the only eye that dude has #openyoureyes

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Okay, yikes... I really thought you were being nice to us with all that food and charm. Turns out it was a lie. Drugs that turned my guys into hogs? Really not cool, man. That's illegal. Might call the cops.
Edit: It's ok guys, she turned them back and now they all look really good. Plus she's giving us food and bathes and shelter. Please stop trying to cancel her, guys.

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Come and dine, else I'll turn you to swine!
#peopleforpigs

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Dont you just LOVEEEEEE when you show up somewhere and all of your friends have turned into pigs, cause sameeeee. #oinkoink

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All these islanders know how to do is eat lotus, steal my men, and lie #Borninthewrongdecade

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Notice!! Don't eat their food they don't like it very much #stuckinacave #lasthourofmylife

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UGH I can't believe the employees here. They went berserk on us just because of a tiny little eyeccident. We had to escape with their FOOD. Never coming back here. #Sheeptrain

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Eat some lotus, else you'll be bogus.
#gordonramseyratemydish

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Help. Im addicted to lotus #adulting

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so a great place to spend a vacation loved it. then one of the local residents lowkey ki11ed 6 of my friends and im not really for it. great view though. 2/5 on yelp.

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You eat my snack I eat your pack #yummymeal

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REALYYYYY???????? I provide and c are for you on this nice ship and you act like a fool and fall of the roof and brake your neck.... #crewgonewild

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hippity hoppity,ur wife is gunna be my property #deviouslick