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what do you call a sheep covered in chocolate ?a chocolate baaaaaaa 

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what do you call a sheep covered in chocolate ?a chocolate baaaaaaa 

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Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!

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Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green!

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What did the big tree say to the little tree? Leaf me alone!

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What did the big tree say to the little tree? Leaf me alone!

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Whats the difference between weather and climate? you cant weather a tree but you can climate

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Whats the difference between weather and climate? you cant weather a tree but you can climate

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why was it windy in the future ? because there was a blast from the past

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why was it windy in the future ? because there was a blast from the past

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Why did the toilet role go down the hill?
To get to the bottom!

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because he wanted to become a smartie!

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because he wanted to become a smartie!

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what did the llama say when it got kicked out of the zoo?

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what did the llama say when it got kicked out of the zoo?

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I'll paca my bags!

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Greta is making a real difference to climate change. Every time she comes on tv, aproxx 1 million people turn it off!

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What do you call a sleeping tyrannosaurus rex? A dino-snore!

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What do you call a sleeping tyrannosaurus rex? A dino-snore!

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Why are recycling bins so optimistic? They are full of cans!

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Why are recycling bins so optimistic? They are full of cans!

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Did you hear about the sausage in the chippie, he was battered

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Knock knock
whos there?
Europe
europe who?
no your a poo!

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My boss told me to have a good day
So I went home

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what do you say when you finish a litter pick?

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what do you say when you finish a litter pick?

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Bin there done that

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasnt peeling well!

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasnt peeling well!

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Why are Pirates so Eco Friendly?

They follow the ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHS of sustainability.

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What type of shorts do clouds wear? Thunder wear!

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What type of shorts do clouds wear? Thunder wear!

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what do you call it when you fill in a hole with plastic?

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what do you call it when you fill in a hole with plastic?

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a landfill

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Why do fish life in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Why do fish life in saltwater? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

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Did u here about the kidnapping at school

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Did u here about the kidnapping at school

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Don’t worry he woke up

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How many Climate Change deniers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, It's too early to see if it needs changing

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What do you use to cut a wave in half? use a sea-saw!

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What do you use to cut a wave in half? use a sea-saw!

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If coal is so bad for the environment, why dont we burn it all

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If coal is so bad for the environment, why dont we burn it all

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To get to the other tide!

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i don't have a carbon footprint coz i drive everywhere

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rubbish and sticks

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Why was the easter bunny upset? Because he was having a bad hare day!

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Why was the easter bunny upset? Because he was having a bad hare day!

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Which building in the city has the most stories? A library!

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Which building in the city has the most stories? A library!

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Knock knock
Who’s there
Cows say
Cows say who
Cows say moo

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I can't join the meeting again because nobody is answering?

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Me: Doctor! Doctor! I think I can tell the future!

Doctor: Hmm... when did this happen?

Me: Next Friday!

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What is the most eco-friendly Animal?

The Kangaroo, it always takes a reuseable bag to the super market.

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Why Is swimming with sharks so expensive?
Because it cost a leg and and arm

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Which building in the city has the most stories? A library!

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Which building in the city has the most stories? A library!

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Carbon-ara

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Knock knock
Who’s there
The interrupting cow
The interru- MOOO

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If I ride my bike twice, does that count as recycling?

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If I ride my bike twice, does that count as recycling?

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What African Country is the Most Eco-Friendly?

Hint: It's the one that's mad at gas cars

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How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves

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How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves

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1: Best 'DAD' joke
Winner is voted by Big KAP
The points go to the cringiest joke that makes us all go 'aaaaaah'

2: Best Comedian
Winner is voted by KAP Club members ('like' your favourite 3 jokes)
You cannot vote for your own joke (nice try!)