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Your fast pass to Houston's secret society

There's something oh, so cool about going to a sign-less, hidden bar. You know the type: the ones that take a little work to find, have a well stocked bar, and make you feel like you're part of an in-the-know crowd just for being there. Ready for a secret outing? Here's our list of Houston's favorite underground bars and establishments.

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For a secret night on the town, head to the Henry Henke Building in Downtown Houston and take the elevator to the basement. There, you'll be greeted by a neon sign that reads "Shhh..." Push on the wall beneath the sign to walk into At this modern underground Houston nightclub, patrons can enjoy cocktails, bottle service, DJs, and a stunning light-studded dance floor. Go enjoy, and shhhh, don't tell anyone.

Originally a clothing store dating back to the first half of last century, Notsuoh is one of the only bar-clothing stores on the planet. Located along the MetroRail, the spot is marked by a retro-cool neon 'Clarks' sign hanging outside. Inside, sip on a gin and tonic, peruse vintage finds, and enjoy the changing lineup of live musical and performing arts.

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Secret Bars in Houston | Underground, Hidden Bars & Clubs

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There's something oh, so cool about going to a sign-less, hidden bar. You know the type: the ones that take a little work to find, have a well stocked bar, and make you feel like you're part of an in-the-know crowd just for being there. Ready for a secret outing?

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Vanilla ice cream. It's mild-tasting, non-offensive and... well, vanilla. The flavor's only saving grace is it's mass appeal.

Screw the masses.

Why stick with basic when there are syrups, cookies, candies, nuts and all kinds of other tasty shit you can mix into ice cream? Life is way too short to be stuck with vanilla. The same can be said about a stock car. The vehicular equivalent to vanilla, a stock car is a vehicle that is still in the same bland state it was when it rolled off the factory line. And no, dents or scratches do not count.

For those of you looking to add some sugary sweetness to your ride, here is a list of shops that specialize in car customization. Not simply tuning or performance modifications, but full-on visual bah-zing with aftermarket parts such as wheels, body kits, suspension, exhausts and full-on audio systems to help you floss on the street. Think rainbow sherbet with all kinds of nom-nom-ness.

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Vanilla ice cream. It's mild-tasting, non-offensive and... well, vanilla. The flavor's only saving grace is it's mass appeal. Screw the masses. Why stick with basic when there are syrups, cookies, candies, nuts and all kinds of other tasty shit you can mix into ice cream? Life is way too short to be stuck with vanilla.

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Plan a beach vacation location or find a new coastal community to live in and call home in this roundup of the best beach towns.

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The Drink Station. 8,470 likes · 89 talking about this · 5,814 were here. Along with our variety of Teas, Boba Teas, Smoothies, Phwapaccinos, coffee options, and slushies, we also offer a large...

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The Drink Station

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NamasTea Friendswood, Friendswood, Texas. 623 likes. Bringing you the most incredible natural tea blends along with a fun mix of ice cream options. Our shop offers bar seats for you to relax with...

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NamasTea Friendswood

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