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Tinkerbell by Evelin Ortiz

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They’ve been saying you’re sophisticated,
they’re complaining, overeducated.

You are saying all the words I’m dreaming,
say it after me, say it after me.

Dicen que ya eres alguien más refinado,
aunque al final solo viven criticando y pensando demasiado las cosas.

Y tú dices justo lo que quisiera escuchar,
como si poco a poco me hicieras sentir lo mismo que tú.

AXEL ALAIN PEREZ BARRERA

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What Is It About Men

Amy Winehouse

My alibi for taking your guy

History repeats itself, it fails to die

And animal aggression is my downfall

I don't care about what you got, I want it all

Mi excusa por tomar a tu hombre

Es que la historia se repite a sí misma, no va a morir

Y como la agresividad animal es mi perdición

A mi no me importa, quiero todo lo que tú tengas

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A belicose dragonfly, warm like a Dalí That in the moon reveals itself so volatile A lilac-lit pupil, angelic it is Outlines a thousand paralel carnations The Alhelí flower Inhaling the delight of a slow-moving clocK

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Una libélula bélica, cálida de Dalí Que en luna se revela tan volátil Una pupila que lila ilumina, es angelical Delinea mil claveles paralelos Flor del Alhelí Huele la delicia de un reloj en lentitud

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Yes, no, maybe

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

You're not the boss of me now

And you're not so big

You're not the boss of me now

And you're not so big

Life is unfair so I just stare

At the stain on the wall where

The TV'd been but ever since

We've moved in, it's been empty

Why I

Why I'm in this room

There is no point explaining

Sí, no, tal vez

No lo sé

Puedes repetir la pregunta?

Tú ya no eres mi jefe ahora

Y tu no eres tan importante

La vida injusta así que me quedare viendo

La macha en la pared donde

estaba la tv desde que

nos mudamos, ahora esta vacío

¿Porque yo?

¿Porque estoy en esta habitación?

No tiene sentido explicarlo

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En: Too late, don't wanna fall, baby, I just

Don't need somebody else to throw me aside

But I'm up all night, thinkin' 'bout how

It could be you to change my heart, but I

Don't like anybody, tell me why it's different with you

Don't believe in love, but no one makes me feel like you do

I don't say it much 'cause I just always thought that

You knew, oh

It's what you do to me

I'm wrapped around your finger and I can't stop

You know I got a soft spot for you

You know I got a soft spot for you

ES: Ya es demasiado tarde, no quiero enamorarme, cariño, es solo que

no necesito que nadie más me deje de lado

Pero me paso toda la noche despierto, pensando en cómo

podrías ser tú quien cambiara mi corazón, pero yo

No me gusta nadie, dime por qué contigo es diferente

No creo en el amor, pero nadie me hace sentir como tú

No lo digo mucho porque siempre pensé que

Tú lo sabías, oh

Es lo que me haces

Me tienes comiendo de tu mano y no puedo evitarlo

Sabes que tengo debilidad por ti

Sabes que tengo debilidad por ti

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And then you take me in
And everything in me begins to feel like I belong
Like everybody needs a home
And when I take your hand
Like the world has never held a man
I know I cannot heal the hurt
But I will hold you here forever
If I can, if I can

Spanish translation

Y luego tú me acogiste

Y todo en mí comienza a sentir que pertenezco

Como si todos necesitaran un hogar

Y cuando tomo tu mano

Como si el mundo nunca hubiera sostenido a un hombre

Sé que no puedo sanar el dolor

Pero te sostendré aquí para

siempre

Si puedo, si puedo

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It's about you and the sun
A morning run
The story of my maker
What I have and what I ache for
I've got a golden ear
I cut and I spear
But what else is there?
Roads are getting nearer
We cover distance, still not together

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Se trata de ti y el sol

Una carrera matutina

La historia de mi creador

Lo que tengo y lo que anhelo

Tengo un oído de oro

Corto y atravieso

Pero, ¿qué más hay?

Los trayectos se acercan

Cubrimos distancia, aún sin estar juntos

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I wanna be a bottle blonde

I don't know why but I feel conned

I wanna be an idle teen

I wish I hadn't been so clean

Quiero ser una rubia embotellada

No se por qué, pero me siento estafada

Quiero ser una adolescente quieta (?)

Desearía no haber sido tan pura

Nunca se traducir idle teen :'(

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At the starting of the week

At summit talks, you'll hear them speak

It's only Monday

Negotiations breaking down

See those leaders start to frown

It's sword and gun day

A inicios de la semana
En las conversaciones de cumbres los escucharás hablar
Es solo lunes
Las negociaciones se están rompiendo
Mira cómo esos líderes comienzan a fruncir el ceño
Es día de espadas y armas

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It kind of sucks

To think where you would be if you

Never fkd up

Or had a single problematic time

Like what luck

You probably wont even appreciate

That you’re not stuck in the bend

Apesta

Pensar donde estarias si

Nunca lo hubieras arruinado

O tenido un solo momento problemático

Como que suerte

Probablemente ni siquiera apreciarías

Que no estás atrapado en la curva

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There's a part in me you'll never know
The only thing I'll never show

Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly
Hopelessly, I'll give you everything
But I won't give you up
I won't let you down
And I won't leave you falling
If the moment ever comes

It's plain to see it's trying to speak
Cherished dreams forever I sleep

Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly
Hopelessly, I'll give you everything
But I won't give you up
I won't let you down
And I won't leave you falling
If the moment ever comes

Hopelessly, I'll love you endlessly
Hopelessly, I'll give you everything
But I won't give you up
I won't let you down
And I won't leave you falling
But the moment never comes

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- ¿Nivel de Inglés?

- Avanzado

- Traduzca “Gordita de chicharrón prensado”

- “Chubby girl from pressed chicharrón”

-¡CONTRATADO!

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A este punto, tengo tanta hambre que podría comerme un caballo, y todo lo que tengo en mi refrigerador es tristeza y una mostaza caducada. Pensé que pedir comida a domicilio sería pan comido, pero claramente me equivoqué de lugar con este restaurante.

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1

Esta noche escapamos

Solo tú y yo

Encontramos nuestra paz

Al otro lado del mar

Suficiente temor

Suficiente escándalo

Estaré despierto por si nos encuentra

Sin tener que decirlo

Me quedaré a tu lado

Te protejeré

Y voy...

2

Recibiría el disparo por ti

Seria tu escudo

Sin tener que decirlo

Me quedaré a tu lado

Recibiria el disparo por ti

Daria mi vida por ti

Lo detenana

Recibiria el disparo

Por ti

Portil

esta noche seremos hores

Nos encontrare un hogar

3

Esta noche estaremos

Por fin por nuestra cuenta

Suficiente infierno

Suficiente dolor

No dejaré que te toque

Te amo

No hay necesidad de decirlo me quedaré a tu lado

Te defenderé

Y yo...

4

Suficientes cicatrices

Suficientes corazones rotos

Te protejeré

Y yo...

Recibiría el disparo por ti

Sería tu escudo

Sin tener que decirio

Me quedaré a tu lado

Recibiría el disparo por ti

Daria mi vida por ti

Haré que se detenga

Recibiria el disparo

Por ti

Por ti

Hare que se detenga

Haré que se detenga

Recibiria el disparo.

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1

Esta noche escapamos

solo tú y yo

Encontramos nuestra paz

En algún lugar al otro lado del mar

Basta del miedo

Basta del alboroto

Estaré despierto si nos encuentra

No hay necesidad de decirlo

Me pondré en tu camino

Te protegeré

Y yo…

2

Tomare un disparo por ti

Yo seré tu protector

No hace falta decir  que

Me pondre en tu camino

Tomarre un disparo por ti

Te dare  mi vida

Hare que  se detenga

Tomare un diparo por ti

Por ti

Por ti

Esta noche seremos libres

Encontrare nuestro hogar

3

Esta noche seremos

Finalmente por nuestra cuenta

Suficiente del infierno

Suficiente del dolor

No dejare que te toque

Te amo

No es necesario decir que

Me pondre en tu camino

Te defendere

Y yo.....

4

Basta de cicatrices

Suficientes corazones rotos

Te protegeré

Y yo…

Recibiré el disparo por ti

Seré tu escudo

No hace falta decirlo

Me quedaré a tu lado

Recibiré el disparo por ti

Daré mi vida por ti

Lo pararé

Recibiré el disparo

Por ti

Por ti

Lo detendré

Lo detendré

Recibiré el disparo

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1

Tonight we escape
Just you and me
We find our peace
Somewhere across the seas

Enough of the fright
Enough of the fuss
I'll be awake if he finds us
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I will protect you
And I...

2

I'll take the shot for you
I'll be the shield for you
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I'll take the shot for you
I'll give my life for you
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot
For you
For you

Tonight we'll be free
I'll find us a home
3

Tonight we will be
Finally on our own

Enough of the hell
Enough of the pain
I won't let him touch you
I love you

Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I will defend you
And I...

4

Enough of the scars
Enough broken hearts
I will protect you
And I...

I'll take the shot for you
I'll be the shield for you
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I'll take the shot for you
I'll give my life for you
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot
For you
For you

I'll make it stop
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot

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1

Tonight we escape
Just you and me
We find our peace
Somewhere across the seas

Enough of the fright
Enough of the fuss
I'll be awake if he finds us
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I will protect you
And I...

2

I'll take the shot for you
I'll be the shield for you
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I'll take the shot for you
I'll give my life for you
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot
For you
For you

Tonight we'll be free
I'll find us a home
3

Tonight we will be
Finally on our own

Enough of the hell
Enough of the pain
I won't let him touch you
I love you

Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I will defend you
And I...

4

Enough of the scars
Enough broken hearts
I will protect you
And I...

I'll take the shot for you
I'll be the shield for you
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I'll take the shot for you
I'll give my life for you
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot
For you
For you

I'll make it stop
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot

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1

Tonight we escape
Just you and me
We find our peace
Somewhere across the seas

Enough of the fright
Enough of the fuss
I'll be awake if he finds us
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I will protect you
And I...

2

I'll take the shot for you
I'll be the shield for you
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I'll take the shot for you
I'll give my life for you
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot
For you
For you

Tonight we'll be free
I'll find us a home
3

Tonight we will be
Finally on our own

Enough of the hell
Enough of the pain
I won't let him touch you
I love you

Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I will defend you
And I...

4

Enough of the scars
Enough broken hearts
I will protect you
And I...

I'll take the shot for you
I'll be the shield for you
Needless to say
I'll stand in your way
I'll take the shot for you
I'll give my life for you
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot
For you
For you

I'll make it stop
I'll make it stop
I'll take the shot

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Why is it important to know about the linguistic sign in translation?

It's important because that link is arbitrar, there's no natural connection; so if anyone doesn’t get this, they might do word-for-word translations that sound weird or lose the real meaning

How can you relate Semiotics to translation?

It connects to translation because translating is a semiotic process. With this you take a sign from the source language and interpret it in the target one

How are English and Spanish differently in some of their structures?

Spanish is more flexible because of its verb conjugations

Isela ML

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Why is it important to know about the linguistic sign in translation?

Because the linguistic sign helps us understand that words can change depending on context, so you avoid translating things too literally.

How can you relate Semiotics to translation?

Semiotics studies signs and meaning, which is what translation also does. It helps us understand cultural and symbolic meanings.

How are English and Spanish differently in some of their structures?

Spanish has more flexibility in sentence structure, while in English the word order is more fixed and can change depending on the tense or structure.

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Why is it important to know about the linguistic sign in translation?
Because words have meanings and cultural context. It helps translators choose the correct equivalent and avoid literal mistakes.

How can you relate Semiotics to translation?
Semiotics studies signs and meanings. Translation uses this to interpret words, symbols, and cultural expressions from one language to another.

How are English and Spanish different in some of their structures?
English has a stricter word order, adjectives before nouns, and uses more auxiliaries. Spanish is more flexible, adjectives usually go after nouns, and verbs change more.

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1. It is important because of meaning, intention and cultural context

2. Semiotics provides the tool of how to analyze a text

3. The first difference is THE VERB TO BE, in Spanish we have “ser” and also “estar”

In Spanish we use “ser” when we are talking about identity and essence.

And “estar” when we are talking about states and location

Vanesa:)

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Why is it important to know about the linguistic sign in translation? It gives you a more clear idea of how the meaning most be focused when translating an idea.

How can you relate Semiotics to translation?

For example with the triangle cicle, we must thing of those three principles to succed to transfer the idea to a word in another language.

How are English and Spanish differently in some of their structures?

In some cases in English they use words that doesn't exist in Spanish and the other way around. The culture adapts also the language structures when producing the language.

Alexis Sanchez

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Why is it important to know about the linguistic sign in translation?

in one language might point to multiple signifieds (polysemy), or a signified might exist in one culture but have no signifier in another. Understanding the "sign" helps a translator realize they are translating concepts, not just strings of letters.

How can you relate Semiotics to translation?

Translator acts as a "decoder" and "re-encoder." You look at a sign (which could be a word, a gesture, or even a color mentioned in a text), interpret its value within the source culture, and find a sign in the target culture that carries the same weight. Semiotics reminds us that meaning is "situated"—it depends on the system it lives in.

How are English and Spanish differently in some of their structures?

Because Spanish has clear markers on verbs and nouns, it can be more flexible with word order (Subject-Verb-Object can often shift). English is much more rigid; changing the order often changes the meaning entirely.

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Team:

Montse & Vanesa

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Isela

Aranza

Natalia

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Alexis

Ricardo

Luis

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The World’s Worst Translator | Alternatino

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El día en que aprendí que un cupón "GRATIS" puede costarte todo

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El día en que aprendí que un cupón "GRATIS" puede costarte todo

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Yo no soy una persona dramática. Usualmente no exagero. Pero puedo decir con confianza que mi visita al club fue una de las peores experiencias a la que he sobrevivido. And si, todo empezó con un cupón. Porque nada malo empieza con cupón, cierto?

Me gane este cupón. Gane. Esa palabra es importante. Me prometió descuentos, diversión, y felicidad. Cuando llegue al club, lleno de esperanza y bloqueador solar. Orgullosamente lo mostré en la entrada. El empleado dígito el código en su computadora. Miro a la pantalla, y frunció el ceño, dígito de nuevo y luego me volteo a ver, como si yo personalmente inventaría el cupón para arruinar el día. "El sistema no reconoce el número de serie" dijo. Obviamente que no. Sin descuento. Esta bien. Yo pago de todas maneras. Luego me di cuenta que no me dio mi cambio. Cuando yo educadamente pregunte por el, el empleado dijo "un momento" se volteo y desapareció para siempre. No estoy bromeando. Diferente persona, diferente turno, diferente realidad. Mi dinero ahí pero yo no. Pero yo pienso, esta bien, estoy aquí para relajarme. Ese fue mi segundo error. La piscina se veía normal, todo normal. Me metí, e inmediatamente sentí algo... sospechoso. El agua estaba cálida, en una manera que se sentía personal. Después me di cuenta que había cosas pequeñas flotando. Hojas? No, talvez?

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El día que aprendí que un cupón “GRATIS” te puede costar la vida

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El día que aprendí que un cupón “GRATIS” te puede costar la vida

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No soy una persona dramática. Usualmente no exagero, pero con certeza puedo decir que mi visita al Rollo fue una de las peores experiencias de la que apenas salí viva. Y todo por un cupón, porque nunca cae mal un cupón, verdad?

Gané este cupón. Es importante mencionar que GANÉ este cupón. Juraba descuentos, diversión y felicidad. Cuando llegué al Rollo llena de algo más que protector solar. Muy confiada mostré el cupón en la entrada. El empleado escribió el código en la computadora. Vió la pantalla, levantó una ceja. Volvió a escribir y luego me miró como si yo misma hubiera me hubiera inventado el cupón para arruinarles el día.

“El sistema no reconoce el número de serie”. Eso dijeron. Claro que no. No hay descuento. Ni modo. Igual pagué. Luego me di cuenta que no me dieron mi cambio. Cuando amablemente lo pedi al empleado me dijo: “Espera”, se dió la vuelta y desapareció sin rastro. No estoy jugando, otra persona, otro turno, otra dimensión. Se quedaron mi dinero, pero no conmigo. Y entonces dije, “está bien, estoy aquí para relajarme”. Ese fue mi segundo error.

La alberca se veía normal, MUY normal, me meti e inmediatamente sentí algo… raro. El agua se sentía tibia con texturas extrañas, y vi cositas flotando. Hojas? Primero Dios sean hojas.

Cuando dije eso dejé de pensar en ello por mi salud mental.

Imitation translation

Team: Adriana ,Vanesa, Evelin , Caleb

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No soy una persona dramática. Usualmente no exagero. Pero puedo decir con confianza que mi visita al resort de natación fue una de las peores experiencias de vida que he sobrevivido. Y sí, todo empezó con un cupón. Porque nada malo empieza con un cupón, ¿verdad? Había ganado este cupón. Ganado. Esa palabra es importante. Prometía descuentos, diversión y felicidad. Cuando llegué al resort de natación, lleno de esperanza y protector solar, lo mostré con orgullo en la entrada. El empleado escribió el código en la computadora, miró la pantalla fijamente, frunció el ceño, escribió otra vez y luego me miró como si yo hubiera inventado personalmente el cupón para arruinar su día.

“El sistema no reconoce el número de serie”, dijeron.

Claro que no lo reconoce. Sin descuento. Está bien. De cualquier manera pagué. Luego me di cuenta de que no me dieron mi cambio. Cuando lo pedí educadamente, el empleado dijo: “Un momento”, se dio la vuelta y desapareció para siempre. No estoy bromeando. Persona diferente, turno diferente, realidad diferente. Mi dinero se quedó ahí. Yo no.

Pero pensé: Está bien. Estoy aquí para relajarme.

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El día que aprendí que un cupón "gratis" puede costarte todo.

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El día que aprendí que un cupón "gratis" puede costarte todo.

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No soy una persona dramática. Usualmente no exagero. Pero puedo decir confiadamente que mi visita al balneario fue una de las peores experiencias de vida a las que he sobrevivido. Y si, todo comenzó con un cupón. Porque nunca nada malo empieza con un cupón, ¿verdad?

Gané este cupón. Gané. Esa palabra es importante. Promete descuentos, diversión y felicidad. Cuando llegue al balneario, lleno de esperanza y protector solar, orgullosamente lo mostré en la entrada. El empleado tecleó el código en la computadora, miró a la pantalla, frunció el ceño, tecleó de nuevo y luego me miro como si yo hubiera inventado el cupón para arruinar su día.

"El sistema no reconoce el número de serie" Ellos dijeron

Claro que si.

No hay descuento. Esta bien. Pagué de todos modos. Después me di cuenta que no me dieron mi cambio. Cuando amablemente lo pedí, el empleado me dijo "un momento" dió la vuelta, y desapareció para siempre. No estoy bromeando. Diferente persona, diferente turno, diferente realidad. Mi dinero seguía ahí. Yo no.

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Parte 7
And you know what? They helped. Without extra fingers. Without random paragraphs about unrelated topics. Just real questions, real explanations, and real human confusion—but the useful kind. My dad asked questions that actually made sense. My mom helped me organize my ideas. No sarcasm. No hallucinations. No robot rebellion.
In the end, I finished my assignment. Not thanks to artificial intelligence, but thanks to natural intelligence… and years of parental experience.
So yes, AI is powerful. Yes, it’s impressive. And yes, it will probably take over the world one day. But for now, if you really need something done correctly, clearly, and without extra fingers, maybe just call your parents.

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Parte 6
At this point, I was tired. Mentally, emotionally, spiritually tired. I had spent more time fighting with artificial intelligence than actually working on my assignment. So I did the most embarrassing thing possible for a modern adult.
I asked my parents for help.

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Parte 5
Then came the images.
I asked for a simple image to include in my project. Something normal. Something realistic. What I got looked like it came from a nightmare. The people in the image had too many fingers. Some hands had six fingers. Some had eight. One hand looked like a confused octopus. I stared at the screen and thought, “How am I supposed to explain this to my teacher?”
“Yes, professor, this image represents innovation… and extra fingers.”

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Parte 4
I tried again. I changed my instructions. I was clear. I was polite. I even said “please,” because I’ve seen the movies and I want the robots to remember that later. This time, the text was closer to my topic, but still strange. It used big academic words, but when I read it carefully, it said absolutely nothing. It was like listening to someone who talks for five minutes and then you realize you learned zero things.

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Parte 3
The text I received was… impressive, but not in a good way. I asked for information about my topic, and the AI decided to write passionately about something completely different. I wanted research. It gave me philosophy. I wanted facts. It gave me life advice. At one point, I’m pretty sure it was emotionally supporting me instead of explaining the topic. Very kind. Very useless.

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Parte 2
The task sounded simple. I needed help with a research project. Nothing dramatic. Just some information, a short explanation, and maybe a nice image to make everything look professional. I opened my laptop, typed my request, and waited like a genius of the 21st century.
The first problem appeared immediately.

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Parte 1
I Tried to Use Artificial Intelligence for My Homework (and Ended Up Calling My Parents)
Last week, I made a very adult decision: I decided to be efficient. I had a research assignment to finish, a deadline approaching fast, and zero motivation. So I thought, “This is the perfect moment to use artificial intelligence.” After all, the internet keeps telling me that AI is the future, that it will change education, and that humans will soon be unnecessary. Great. I was ready to be unnecessary.

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I Tried to Use Artificial Intelligence for My Homework (and Ended Up Calling My Parents)

Last week, I made a very adult decision: I decided to be efficient. I had a research assignment to finish, a deadline approaching fast, and zero motivation. So I thought, “This is the perfect moment to use artificial intelligence.” After all, the internet keeps telling me that AI is the future, that it will change education, and that humans will soon be unnecessary. Great. I was ready to be unnecessary.

The task sounded simple. I needed help with a research project. Nothing dramatic. Just some information, a short explanation, and maybe a nice image to make everything look professional. I opened my laptop, typed my request, and waited like a genius of the 21st century.

The first problem appeared immediately.

The text I received was… impressive, but not in a good way. I asked for information about my topic, and the AI decided to write passionately about something completely different. I wanted research. It gave me philosophy. I wanted facts. It gave me life advice. At one point, I’m pretty sure it was emotionally supporting me instead of explaining the topic. Very kind. Very useless.

I tried again. I changed my instructions. I was clear. I was polite. I even said “please,” because I’ve seen the movies and I want the robots to remember that later. This time, the text was closer to my topic, but still strange. It used big academic words, but when I read it carefully, it said absolutely nothing. It was like listening to someone who talks for five minutes and then you realize you learned zero things.

Then came the images.

I asked for a simple image to include in my project. Something normal. Something realistic. What I got looked like it came from a nightmare. The people in the image had too many fingers. Some hands had six fingers. Some had eight. One hand looked like a confused octopus. I stared at the screen and thought, “How am I supposed to explain this to my teacher?”

“Yes, professor, this image represents innovation… and extra fingers.”

At this point, I was tired. Mentally, emotionally, spiritually tired. I had spent more time fighting with artificial intelligence than actually working on my assignment. So I did the most embarrassing thing possible for a modern adult.

I asked my parents for help.

And you know what? They helped. Without extra fingers. Without random paragraphs about unrelated topics. Just real questions, real explanations, and real human confusion—but the useful kind. My dad asked questions that actually made sense. My mom helped me organize my ideas. No sarcasm. No hallucinations. No robot rebellion.

In the end, I finished my assignment. Not thanks to artificial intelligence, but thanks to natural intelligence… and years of parental experience.

So yes, AI is powerful. Yes, it’s impressive. And yes, it will probably take over the world one day. But for now, if you really need something done correctly, clearly, and without extra fingers, maybe just call your parents.