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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

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dough - mixture of flour, water, and yeast; or a slang term for money

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What does a fish tell another fish? Nothing/Swim

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I used to have a fear of hurdles, but i got over it

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When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar

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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well

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writing with a broken pencil is pointless

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(proceeds to hand the dog a little fish)

Pet meaning to pat the dog

Pet meaning an animal you own

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“I tried to take a photo of a wheat field, but it was grainy.”

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“I tried to take a photo of a wheat field, but it was grainy.”

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grainy: wheat is a grain

grainy: photo was of poor quality

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What is the wizard who reports on the sun? 해리포터

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What is the wizard who reports on the sun? 해리포터

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해 (kor.) -> sun

리포터 (kor.) -> reporter

Together sounds like, Harry Potter, a wizard at Hogwarts

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Id like you to meet my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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Id like you to meet my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder.

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step - a degree of incline on a stair

step- - used to denote non-blood related relatives through remarriage

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When does bread go bad? When you yeast expect it.

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When does bread go bad? When you yeast expect it.

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It’s left at the tower

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Because it was two tired

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It’s no fun telling jokes to cattle, they’ve herd it all. 

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It’s no fun telling jokes to cattle, they’ve herd it all. 

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herd - “heard”

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Tense as in tension in a room's atmosphere, and tense as in the tense of a verb

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It turns out Riverside is owned by a Native American tribe now. I turned on the TV and a guy named Chief Meteorologist was speaking.

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It turns out Riverside is owned by a Native American tribe now. I turned on the TV and a guy named Chief Meteorologist was speaking.

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No matter how kind you are German children are kinder

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No matter how kind you are German children are kinder

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the German word for children is Kinder

Kinder mean more nice