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If Sakurai wasn't overworked with the production of the last two smash games I would go to Nintendo of Japan headquarters and protest Megamind to be in Smash

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Episode 1: Season 2 Premiere: Rats, We Gotta Cooka The Pizza

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Episode 1: Season 2 Premiere: Rats, We Gotta Cooka The Pizza

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Eleanor and Felicia go on a journey to make way for Megamind to be the narrator. The gang receives a mysterious letter. A letter that asks them to bring a cheese shipment to a rat named Don in a land far far away called Italy. Reading the word Italy is a flight or flight moment for Felicia's rat and it crawls into the sewers. The gang run around for a bit and get stuck in a dead end. But after solving cheese puns, they make their way inside a library, in the sewers? It's a filthy library but it's alright cause Dragonoid got a English to Rat translator book. Dreslda and McCheese find a portal hidden in one of the bookshelves. Everybody jumps in and finds themselves in Italy. A kind man gives them directions to the castle where Don lives. They give him the cheese and he's offended cause it's the wrong type. (Also for lore reasons) But the gang fight off mutants with the power of friendship and leave Italy (with dead bodies in hand) and take a nap in the sewers.

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Watching this scene over and over again for the padlet made me realize how terrifying the implications are.

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Side Story: Felicia and Eleanor's Bizarre Adventure

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Side Story: Felicia and Eleanor's Bizarre Adventure

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In a desperate effort to write out two important characters out of the story. Eleanor and Felicia are on their journey to make Eleanor human while the guys and Dreslda beat Italian people to death.

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Rat eating pasta that is what I imagine Don looks like when he congratulates the gang but at a 10x scale

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The gang wakes up from their nap in the sewers after having bizarre dreams of having beef with a rich group of elites that berated/attacked them for releasing the mutants. Megamind greets the weary travelers. Suddenly Eleanor and Felicia make their way back from where they travelled but something about them doesn't look right. Felicia plays a mysterious tune that causes the rats to attack and Eleanor suddenly starts hitting Cheeseburger. They are joined by other miscellaneous members of our gang. They are defeated but not after the real Eleanor and Felicia join in. The bodies start to flicker as Eleanor explains that the clones were mere illusions. Don arrives and congratulates the team for defeating the illusions. He informs the team that are mutants everywhere in the city, reeking havoc and chaos as they go along. He offers two propositions either they kill Don and his best soldiers or they give him a large sum of gold.

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This is a perfect run for a new DM, I know what my guys want. The show's over :(. There's only one group of idiots to look forward to 

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With the price of 100,000 gold and a mysterious artifact in mind, the gang ventures on once more for the golden cheese and the wishes that they so desire. They travel for a long while before reaching the Forest of Fantasy. They quickly dispatch a giant black baby (IDK why the race is important) until stumbling on mysterious ruins. Someone puts their hands on said ruins and it lights up. A voice calls out "Two babies are born from the same mother, on the same day at the same time, in the same month, at the same year and yet they’re not twins." (The answer is that they are triplets) The previously inaccessible ruins opens and reveals a lamp. Dresdelda shakes it and a genie comes out (Insert joke here) He looks dreadfully on our gang of thieves and deducts that he will give five wishes to everyone in the party expect for Megamind because a man with that much intelligence, prowess, strength, attractiveness (yeah i'm too perfect to get wishes), etc doesn't need a wish as he can already achieve anything. (Retcon: he stayed with Don back at the tavern)

Felicia: 5

Hector: 5

Dragonoid: 5

Cheeseburger: 5

Murdoc: 5

Dresdelda: 5

Eleanor: 5

Wishes that got granted:

1. 1 Trillion Platinum (Felicia turns into it)

2. Eleanor's asked to reverse wish no strings

3. Xevia's height multiped by 3.5 times taller (Bro's 20 feet tall)

4. Felicia's Peruvian dog with Kermit the Frog voice

5. Dragonoid gets the Midas' touch of pizza

6. Dragonoid gets Jack’s Sparrow’s compass (Points him to the thing the holder wants)

7. Dragonoid gets a butler that is summoned by a bell

8. Murdoc gets RGB weapons

9. Money has a x5 multiplier

10. Revert Eleanor's tavern back to normal

11. Xevia’s height is back to normal

12. Murdoc gets a Catboy acquaintance

13. Two Axes for Cheeseburger

14. Cowboy Hat for Felicia's Peruvian dog

15. Feliz Navidad every time we go into battle

16. Feliz Navidad every time Dragonoid walks

17. Wishes goes as they attend

18. What is the real name of the Enchanted Milk Loaf?

19. Enchanted Milk Loaf

20. A bag of 1 trillion platinum (Technically 5 trillion because of Murdoc’s previous wish

The session ends.
The session continues
21:  A magic robe with the pure essence of magic for Cheeseburger (It gives a extra spell spot)
22: A little companion that is immortal and tiny
23: Catboy becomes actual cat
24: A bottle of Long Island Dressing
25: Another tiny companion
26: Bro is immortal
27: A chao for Hector
28: Enchanted Milk Loaf
29:  Morality Buster
30: Cappy from Super Mario Odyssey but you can control positive and neutral NPCs
31: Resistant to fire

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Are there furries in DND because I just found out that dinosaurs are and that is incredible

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Dresdelda and Hector still have not made a wish and Cheeseburger still has one so they make their wishes. (Felicia's rat is still gone also so that's a good wish for Dresdelda). After receiving their wishes from the genie, the gang decides to head home once more to Eleanor's tavern. The gang realizes that the tavern had been fully refurbished after the "incident" with Impostor Felicia and Eleanor. They see Megamind and Don playing with cards fully unfazed by the destruction or lack there of. The gang gives the Enchanted Golden Milk Loaf to Don. He examines it and Megamind grabs bread from the back. Don elucidates that the Golden Cheese is a symbol of unity among factions. They enjoy a nice brunch, Don leaves because of ruling and kingdom. (Also the bounty increased to 5 billion platinum) Suddenly the gang hears a voice overhead. "Be careful of using my power even the most selfless of wishes can have dire side effects. Suddenly a large group of protesters start to push their way into the inside of the tavern. The gang is then approached by the leader of the Pasta Bandits who repositioned their gang as a social justice group celebrating their Italian-Californian pride. It seems them telling Don to leave has caused the creation of the rumor that the gang wants to rid the world of Italians. Megamind then tells the gang to follow him. They travel back to the Forest of Fantasy before stumbling on a dwarf. He tells the gang that there is a auction but he can't read so he doesn't know who's invited whoever wins gets a crown and to rule all of California (which in this universe is about the size of the United States. ) The gang arrives at said auction and win although it comes at a monsterous price of 624 billion platinum for person. They win said auction and they become the ruler of California.

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Episode 5: Very Nice! Mesozoic Breakdown

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Episode 5: Very Nice! Mesozoic Breakdown

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After meeting up with the king of Kazakhstan, Borat (Yes and he's not even the weirdest cameo in this session) He decides to bring the gang to his magnum opus: Cretaceous Playground ,a wondrous land filled with all the dinos for your heart. The park's advisor Jyura Sic Park (Played by Chris Pratt) notices the dinosaurs being oddly tense and attacking nearby establishment overseers. The Chaos Thieves quickly dispatch of these dinos and discover that the dinos have been fed "rage powders" that sent them into madness. Borat tells the gang to go investigate as the country's protector Quetzalcoatl had disappeared and he believes the two events have some form of correlation. And turns he was right  as the gang ventures forward to the nearby country of Mexico. There   h of the blood soaked woman and her destructive dragon. They ask where this woman is and travel towards the dragon's peak. A chained girl named Iris explain the she had been gaslighted by the demon hunter Makima? (What happened to Denji?). Suddenly she appears and the gang dispatches her, she turns to smoke not before she says she will unlock the true power of the Red, Blue and Green Demon (This could be important later, also nice Pokemon reference there me). Iris is unchained and she takes the gang to the dragon's lair. The dragon is raging about before Iris calls out for it "Quetzal come over here", the dragon jumps into its lair changing it's appearance to that of a human girl. (Lucoa from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, see I told you it only gets weirder from here.) Iris tells the gang that the ben st way to dispatch this dragon is to swoon her. So the gang tries their best to rizz up this dragon until one finally wins the dragon's heart. The rest are told to leave due to "private conversations". That night at Borat's place they recieve a letter saying that Quetzal is expecting eggs although she  cannot birth them in Kazakhstan as they will have to take over her arduous job. She agrees to take the gang home however Dragonoid compass points to a place not quite home but might as well be.