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                        And more                                                My friend made a joke about a TV controller. It wasn’t remotely funny.                                                                                                                                               I have a speed bump phobia but I’m slowly getting over it.                                                                  I’m working on a device that will read minds. I’d love to hear your thoughts.                                                                      I saw an advert that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full” I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.                                                                     I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.                                                               Those new corduroy pillows are making headlines.                                                                 When it comes to cosmetic surgery, a lot of people turn their noses up.

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                        And more                                                My friend made a joke about a TV controller. It wasn’t remotely funny.                                                                                                                                               I have a speed bump phobia but I’m slowly getting over it.                                                                  I’m working on a device that will read minds. I’d love to hear your thoughts.                                                                      I saw an advert that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full” I thought to myself, I can’t turn that down.                                                                     I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.                                                               Those new corduroy pillows are making headlines.                                                                 When it comes to cosmetic surgery, a lot of people turn their noses up.

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I applied for a job at the local restaurant. I’m still waiting.

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               so many puns                                                                  I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why

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               so many puns                                                                  I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know why

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my bakeries burned down last night, now my bisness is toast
Fishermen are reel men
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
Whiteboards are remarkable.
My leaf blower doesn’t work. It sucks.
\Insect puns bug me.

Would a cardboard belt be a waist of paper?