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[anything you want goes here!]

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[Your creative and engaging middle of the crisis note]

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Sincerely,
Kim Jong-Un

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Title:
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Sponsor: Kim Jong Un
Title:
Greeting: Dear President Xi Jinping,

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Sponsor: Democratic Republic of North Korea
Title: Nuclear Weapon Provisions
Greetings Mr. Vladmir Putin,

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Sponsors: North Korea
Title:  The Acquisition of Cool and Shiny Nuclear Arsenals
Greetings my dear friend Vladimir Putin,  I am writing in regards to the nuclear arsenals in your posession.

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Sponsor: The Democratic Republic of North Korea
Title: Give Me Nukes
My coveted comrade Vladimir Putin, to which I humbly hold to the highest degree of reverence,

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Sponsor: Kim Jong Un
Title: NUCLEAR!

Dear Mr. Park,
Remember: This is highly confidential.

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Sponsor: North Korea
Title: Nuclear weapons

Greetings friend,

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Sponsor: North Korea
Title: Nuclear Weaponry Needed
My Dear Friend Putin,

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Sponsor: North Korea
Title: I want things to make a BOOM

My closest comrade and dearest friend Putin,

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Sponsor: Kim Jong Un
Title: The bomb.com

Dear President Xi,

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As Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of North Korea, I would like to request a sizable supply of nuclear weaponry from your country. We have been on excellent terms throughout both of our time serving as leaders for each of our nations, and we have accomplished many great things throughout our alliance. Further nuclearization of North Korea will not only provide my military with the means to defend ourselves, but also annihilate any potential opposition to Russia as well, considering that you are our trusted partner.

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It has come to my attention that the Internet found it necessary to make memes about a false rumor concerning my heart surgery earlier this year. Presently, I am indescribably irate that Redditors across America would insinuate that I passed away during this aforementioned surgery; I have made it quite clear to North Korean citizens that I am immortal! Therefore, I have determined that my next course of action would involve me nuking the United States of America to prevent such acts of libel from ever occurring again in the future. If you have ever stood by my side as an ally, I implore you to assist me in my scheme of mass genocide.

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Knowing that we are in control of some of the most powerful countries in the world, it is of the upmost importance that we work together in times of crisis. I request that you send me a hefty supply of nuclear arsenals for a preparation of my army. I implore you to be wary on your decision, as helping my country would only benefit you.

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We are often made fun of in the media and I feel that we should ban together and work as one nation and show the world the true power we possess. We need to stick together and as a giant purple dinosaur would say, "sharing is caring!" So by sharing your nuclear resources we will be able to achieve things beyond anyone's imagination. We can threaten those who feel the need to challenge us, such as the USA, and we can put them in their places.

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As we are both leaders of our glorious nations, we have the power to make the change we want to see for our futures. As such, I request your permission for the use of Russia's nuclear arsenals to be available to North Korea as we embark taking over on a global scale. Together, we will be unstoppable! Through the combination of our weaponry, we will be able to wage war on the countries who are a threat to our power.

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North Korea and Russia has always maintained great terms. As tensions with the USA have risen, our bond shall get stronger. North Korea is in dire need for efficient nuclear weapons. Russia's advanced weapons and North Korea's loyal military shall

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As I mentioned before, it is essential that I be given 1,000 nuclear weapons in order to have a conversation starter with many of my dear leader friends. I have noticed in the past that our conversations have lacked this wonderful substance and I would be greatly appreciative of any nukes that you could spare. If my request is granted, I will ensure that your name will be written on every sign and whispered in reverence all throughout North Korea.

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First of all, I humbly send my deepest regards and condolences. The covid situation in Russia is quite terrible, oh my! Thankfully here, we just eliminate anyone who shows symptoms! Ee are doing an immaculate job at handling this virus, we have had less than 100 incidents. Anyways, this is besides the point.
As I have mentioned before, I have shown deep interest in your nuclear arsenals. This would be mutually beneficial to both of our glorious nations. With the money you gain by selling your inventory to us, you can utilize the funds to help you combat covid. With our arsenals, we can protect our nation even further, as the world tunes into and pays attention to us. BTW, there will be consequences if you do not comply.

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As we are both powerful leaders of great countries, I ask for your aid - from one leader to another. I require some of your best nuclear weaponry in order to make this nation even more powerful. We can use these to protect our boarders and this would benefit your country as well since

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1. Order 1000 of your finest scientists to research the newest nuclear technology that has come to the field
2. In secret, have engineers create the blueprints for these new nuclear weapons
3. Ship these blueprints to N. Korea to have them manufactured
4. Do not be suspicious of a possible betrayal on my part

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Although it may seem to be a lot to demand of Russia, the country of North Korea will need roughly 1,000 nuclear missiles. As you may know, there are strained tensions between the USA and North Korea with the rise of President-Elect Joseph Biden, thus is it of the utmost importance that we strengthen our alliance should America pose a looming threat to each of our nations. You must take these circumstances into careful consideration, as it would be in your best interest to heed my requests.

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I would find it in your best interest to follow the steps listed below

1. Gather all of your nuclear resources and research
2. Send over half of the weapons to me as well as your best scientists (and 30 large cheese pizzas)
3. Prepare plans to meet with me in the future

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It would be very beneficial to our nations to move along with this deal. We can both protect ourselves, as we will be able to provide mutual support to one another, if any of us were to be under attack. This would bind us as ally nations, who are to help each other out, whenever needed.

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1. Shipping of the nukes
a) Check off dangerous goods on checklist
b) pack with packing peanuts
i) created in the XYZ factory
ii) must be at least 10 mm in diameter
c) place in a purple box
i) using only lilac dye
d) email me when you have dropped the box off at a secure location

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Be sure to send samples of your various nuclear weapons as soon as possible, as I would like to test them before you ship the jumbo package. Once you receive word from me again, send two tons of the models I have chosen. Expedited shipping would be preferable!

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Specifically, North Korea requires approximately _ nuclear weapons delivered by next week.
1. We request that you do the proper research  needed in order to carefully and perfectly build these. 2. These must be extremely explosive and made of the following materials:
a. Sodium
b.

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In order to follow through with our plan, North Korea requests
1. Hire a team of nuclear weapon scientists and experts
2.

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The disregard of these orders will result in both 13 years of bad luck and immediate death.
Happy holidays,
The Immortal and Omniscient Kim Jong-Un

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If my demands are not met, especially if the pizza's are not delivered, I will be forced to hail upon you and your people millions of frogs and cat liter.
Cheers mate,
Kim Jong-Un

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Don't even think about ignoring this message as I will find out! Notify me as soon as you receive this.
Peace out,
Kim Jong Un ;)

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I look forward to hearing from you shortly at the email address: DemocaraticRepublicOfNorthKorea57@gmail.com
Sincerely,
North Korea XOXO

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Thank you in advance for complying with my request and I look forward to hearing from you soon! (And if you choose to ignore this message,  keep in that we still have weapons of our own and would no longer consider you our ally since we do not benefit from this partnership anymore)
Sincerely,
Kim Jong Un :)

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The purpose of this is not only to strengthen North Korea's defense, but also to strengthen our alliance with one of the most powerful countries in the world- Russia.
Your Dearest Friend and Ally,
Kin Jong-Un

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You should seriously consider the consequences of not doing as I say. Especially consider the fact that North Korea already has nuclear weaponry, and we are not afraid to use it on those who do not comply with what we ask. With that being said, I truly hope you make the right decision for you and your people. Stay well, comrade.

Regards,
His Greatness

PS: Extra cheese on the 30 pizzas.

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Sponsor: The Democratic Republic of North Korea
Title: Give Me Nukes
My coveted comrade Vladimir Putin, to which I humbly hold to the highest degree of reverence,

As Supreme Leader of the Democratic Republic of North Korea,  I would like to request a sizable supply of nuclear weaponry from your country.  We have been on excellent terms throughout both of our time serving as leaders for each of our nations, and we have accomplished many great things throughout our alliance. Further nuclearization of North Korea will not only provide my military with the means to defend ourselves, but also annihilate any potential opposition to Russia as well, considering that you are our trusted partner.

I would find it in your best interest to follow the steps listed below

1. Gather all of your nuclear resources and research
2. Send over half of the weapons to me as well as your best scientists (and 30 large cheese pizzas)
3. Prepare plans to meet with me in the future

You should seriously consider the consequences of not doing as I say. Especially consider the fact that North Korea already has nuclear weaponry, and we are not afraid to use it on those who do not comply with what we ask. With that being said, I truly hope you make the right decision for you and your people. Stay well, comrade.

Regards,
His Greatness

PS: Extra cheese on the 30 pizzas.

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Sponser: Kim Jong-Un
Title: MORE PIZZA (and other things)
My dearest and most loyal friend Putin,

I am happy to see that my demands were met, and in a timely fashion since the pizza's were still warm, and I believe we can now carry on with our plans. In our upcoming meeting we need to discuss our plans to form a dominate alliance and further develop our nuclear weapons.

By following the steps below you will see no consequences befall upon you and your people

1. Show up to our meeting on time with your best researchers and scientists
2. Bring more pizzas
3. Prepare to discuss further research and plans

You should understand by now that if my demands are not met you will see that I have put my creepiest clowns to follow you around until you do. Know that these clowns are highly trained and very creepy.

Cheerio,
Kim Jong-Un

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Sponsor: The Democratic Republic of North Korea
Title: Thx
My guy Vlad,

I appreciate your acquiescence to my demands. Together, we will be able to gain control over several of the countries surrounding us. This will usher on the next golden age for both of our unstoppable nations!

The next steps of our plan shall proceed as follows:

1. Force China to demilitarize immediately and capture their capital
2. Move into South Korea and overthrow their government. Everyone in this country will be forced to bow to me (with the exception of Red Velvet, my favorite pop group)
3. Use South Korea as a hostage to threaten the United States if they try to hamper our advancement into other nations
4. Meet up for brunch

I recommend that you follow through with this. It would be unwise to back out now. We can hold a private conference soon to further discuss our plans.

Best wishes,
Supreme Leader and comrade Kim Jong-Un

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Sponsor: Kim Jong Un
Title: Next Step

Greetings Mr. Putin, my esteemed friend,
I have received the shipment of nuclear weapons and pizzas, both of which were delicious. ;) As we must protect our countries, here is what we must do:

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Sponsor: Kim Jong Un
Title: Re: Yes!
Putin, my dear friend and great ally,
I am overjoyed at the news of your agreement to the cause. I believe we must begin planning to overthrow other countries immediately. Please read these instructions carefully and follow them to the best of your ability but be sure to not share this information with anyone else or this entire agreement may become void.
1) Choosing which nukes we will employ and where
a) collect experts in the field on nuclear weapons of both a and b manufacturing
b) Kill the manufacturer who has the worse nuclear weapon
c) Send me your results

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Sponsor: The Democratic Republic of North Korea
Title: Excellent Decision

Comrade Putin,

It appears as though you have been able to follow through with my demands, and for that, I thank you. Although I cannot guarantee that you or your people will be safe from North Korea, I can say that I did enjoy the pizza very much.

However, it has also come to my attention that we need around 150 more troops stationed here in North Korea, as many have been found to leave their posts to frolick in fields elsewhere. While we are working on disciplining these individuals, we are in dire need for Russian reinforcements in order to put these nukes to good use.

Again, I should not need to remind you of North Korea's ultimate power and excellence, and our great nuclear weaponry that you have provided us with. It would be a shame if we ended up using these missiles on the very country that bestowed them to us. :) Also note that I am in a bad mood, since I am now bloated from eating all that greasy pizza.

Sincerely,
Nuke Kid on Da Bloc

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Sponsor: North Korea
Title: Nuclear Weaponry Again
Dear Putin,
I see that you have complied with my requests and I am grateful for that as we did not have to take difficult measures. Now that we have the nuclear weapons, these are the following steps that need to be taken in order for us to become the most powerful nations.
1. Test the nukes on a small, random country to make sure they work properly (if they dont , then permanently get rid of the manufacturer and get someone else to make better ones ASAP! but if majority of the country has been affected, then we will have confirmed that they work as planned)
2. Make as many of these as possible and send them to

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Sponsor: North Korea
Title: Appreciate the supply
Dear Putin, I thank you strongly for choosing to comply with North Korea's aforementioned needs. Glad to hear North Korea's greatest ally has made the correct decision. Now, it is crucial we meet soon in order to discuss what is in our country's best interests. Please adhere to the following steps:
1. Decide where to send and set up our supply of weapons in case of an emergency defense strike
2. Combine research facilities in order to produce more advanced weapons
As you are aware with North Korea's nuclear capabilities, I strongly urge you to make the correct decision once more. ~Dearest Friend and Ally.

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Alright. Hope you like the pizzas! Go nuke some dudes dude!

Regards,
ur man, putin