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The end of year 4-H party is on Friday!!! I hope I don't hurt my ankle like I did last year... Flashback time!!! It was a bright and sunny day and I was riding in C's car with her and Madi!!! We were going to Gravity Park ( and it was SO much fun!!!) !!! I was playing dodge ball with C and landed wrong on my ankle... :'( I walked over to Clarissa and sat down. LONG story short it was swollen and I couldn't play in my soccer game the next day. My FAVORITE team my LEAST favorite color: pink. Though I'm probably not going to hurt my ankle again considering it's already hurt and it's NOT at Gravity Park. The party will have a dance and I get to invite people!!! C and I are inviting Deigo Garcia, Kay McInnes, Hannah Bueno, Kasey Forsythe, Natalie Starry, and Katie Ice-Jonson!!! I CANNOT wait!!!

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i want to finish my book so bad. i am reading the hunger gams and it is a really b good b ooh. the plot is really great its about a girl who has been called into a tournament to the death. its action packed and violent but is also very emotional and it makes you think. i also can't wait for next weekend thats when I'm getting my xbix i mean xbox i probably could have just pressed backspace butt I'm too lazy. instead of pressing the delete button i have now gone into a whole explanation about why i put xbix rather than xbox. I'm so stupdd. AARRRRRGH! whatever i don't care anymore. i can't believe i spelled anymore right i can't believe i spelled right right.

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READ THIS OR DIE!!! ok so plz look this up on youtube ok look up kasy forsythe my amebas it is solo funny lol! well anyways i love rainbows so ya thats totally awesome and if you haven't heard about the gregora name tag heres the story well anyways i was at the brain hackers camp and kasey made a name tag that said gregora and i was like waaaaaa and then kasey started putting the name tag on ppl and it just started going aroung magically i have no idea how but it just happened. wow i was really confused at the time because i found the gregora name tag in the ladies bathroom sink at vista grande. i had no idea how it got there so it was crazy. it might still be going around right now i have no idea but if you find the grtegora name tag in your locker it won't be a surprise to me. that thing goes everywhere i am serious. well i don't have any pictures of it so i can't show you how weird it is but anyways yaaaa. so today i woke up and buddy was eating my clothes. i ignored that and just got ready for school but i am still mad at buddy. oh lol i forgot to tell you kaseys video got a thousand more views than her brothers. soo hilarious. well kasey gets to hit me every time a hear something wrong and i get to hit her every time she says something wrong. lol idk what to write so i am just going to write about my beloved fish almost everybody knows about. well he is a beta and his name is henry so my dad named him oh and btw my dad is a briny and if you don't know what that it it is a guy that loves watching my little pony. it is zoo funny and he is even going to get a brony shirt. lol its so weird i caught him watching mLp on my iPad in my room i was like what are you doing and he was like oh nothing just setting an alarm on your iPad and i was like are you suuuurrreeee. and he was sweating and i just left the room. that was really awkward because thats when i realized my dads a total briny. wow its fnny how life is. you eat you sleep you laugh and be bored. thats basically all you do. my dads also a trekkie a person who loves star treck and the ironic thing is that one of the ppl who are in the star treck show also plays the voice of a person in mop omg that is so weird. well my dad is probably gonna buy tickets to the briny convention and i am like cool.

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It was turning nighttime. The leaves swaying in the wind, music ringing in our ears. I open the water bottle I was holding in my hand. It had been in my hand for the past 90 minutes. Listening to the birds chipping in the air, i took a sip of the water. It was fresh. It tasted like the way water should taste. It wasn't gross like the water I drank in the morning. It was just right.

" Hey Bob i think my toothbrush is stuck in your wallet" A voice called.

Ugh Lollypop. Lollypop was a child that i found while cooking watermelon. We were the same age. I think. I decided to have her come on my quest for human nature bird love. That is now what I call a rather terrible decision. Lollypop is a slob. Lollypop leaves her toothbrush in the most random places. I found her toothbrush stuck in a band ade. I didn't even know things could get stuck in a band are. Lollypops real name is Suzy. She hates her name. I hate mine too My name is bob. What kind of name is bob. Its so generic. Its like naming your dog. 'Dog'

"Lollypop how do you lose your toothbrush so easily, and weirdly. its a toothbrush. You don't but a toothbrush in a canoe. Or a banana. Or even a gutair. You still have to pay Amy her money for that gutair."

I say.

"Well your name is bob. Thats a boys name" Lollypop says

"Im aware 'Suzy'" I say.

" You name things really weird names. Your not even supposed to give tents names. Your also not supposed to give tables names"

" You're name is Lollypop and you don't even like Lollypops." I yell to her

"That is not true. They just taste like sugar on sugar and I don't think sugar is good for your teeth. Teeth are very important bob. if you don't take care of them you won't have them and then you won't be able to eat and you'll die a fiery death."

"Brushing your teeth with a toothbrush thats been in a bathtub with soup in it isn't that good for your teeth either Lollypop."

"how do you know that your no dentist Im a dentist"

Amy ( The gutar person) comes out of the shadows

"Bob, Lollypop stop talking its so late please stop you loud, gutair ruining beasts"

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This weekend i went to the balloon fiesta on Saturday night. I went with my god brother and sister. It was a lot of fun. My family ate a lot of food and ya. The balloon glow was awful because there was like no balloons at all and only one balloon really went up. After the balloon glow we stayed for the firework show. It was really fun. On Sunday we went to my grandmas house to see the bronco game. The broncos won and I got to see my cousin, my uncle and aunt, and my grandparents. Today we have a volleyball game against Garfield. i think we'll do good because Adrien said they weren't good. The b-team is almost undefeated but we lost one game and it was a really bad game. I don't know how people write so much. I always don't know what to say

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once there was a dog named dfgh. he loved to play sports. his owner was bob. bob loves dfgh. one day dfgh went to the store and bought some cookies . dfgh loves cookies with milk. its his favorite. when dfgh got home he ate the cookies. bob came home and found dfgh dead. bob rushed him to the hospital to see what was going on dfgh had died from eating too many cookies. bob was soo mad at himself. bob went and sued the store for letting a dog buy cookies. the store sand they can't be sued for them selling cookies to dfgh because bob had already sued them for not letting dfgh buy cookies. the next day bob started planning dfgh memorial. the decorations were dfgh's favorite flower (dandelions) and cookies. at dfgh memorial sese bobs friend ate all the cookies that were for decoration. then 2 secs later sese jumped on bob and was trying to eat his. then every one tried to eat bob. it turned out they all had a disorder called aeiouy syndrome. aeiouy syndrome is when someone thinks every ones a cookie. the aeiouy spreads by some one biting u that already has aeiouy. so that means the syndrome cane from another planet. scientists think its from gallefery. but i think its from mars. bob turrend out to be a supper human that can get aeiouy.

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On friday I went to Mcall's Haunteds corn maze. It was really creepy but it was really fun. I went to bed at 1:30 and to wake up at 4:00 In the morning to go to the balloon fiesta. On saturday i just hung out and then i went to a youth group thing. My friend spent the night at my house. Today I'm probably gonna get a ps4. IM pretty excited about it so yeah. I can't wait until basketball starts. Im gonna try out for the roosevelt basketball team and I'm also playing for the New Mexico Select. Basketball is the best sport.

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Once there was a cow his name was Rupert he liked playing ultimate sea face basketball he would play with all of his neighbors and friends but one day a strange man came and took there faceketball away he was so mad that he took a lamppost and threw it at an alligator putting on makeup Rupert knew he had to get his faceketball back so he drank orange juice and sprite then ate a banana while balancing on a tooth pick after that he wanted to have another cup of orange but then that same man stole all of his orange juice this time Rupert saw the mans name tag his name was Michael jackson. Michael Jackson also stole Ruperts tooth brush and bed when Michael Jackson finished taking all of Rupert's things he released an army of crazy moon walking shadows to make Rupert leave his town. Rupert quickly grabbed a shovel and used it to pole vault to the moon and after that he lived happily ever after.

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Yo guys have you herded of the blobfish it was voted the ugliest creacher in the world last year like i totally disagree i mean have you seen the australian wolf fish it is ugly and any way the blobfishies are so ugly there cute right, right. like that foster strudel comertal toster strudel now with more fruit in the filling yeh, yeh toster strudel. i mean what did they do to deser so much attention they just said yeh twice is that not lame i mean the blowfish get attention because there the only creacher that are both cute and very ugly right, right. #did you see what i just did there. i mean blowfish are boss and i am not just saying that because both words start with a b though thats totally cool to right, right. #i did it again see. you know what i would love a mint chocolate chip ice cube or mage a slush or even a mint chocolate chip gum right dudes. a mint chocolate chip gum totally awsome. # awesome ends in me right.

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There was once a kitty named ralas ha hade artifishal inteligecnce some might say he was so smart he could be an aliean but he was an alian but their was one man named patrick kessler whom was able to keep the secret and they soon became life long frindes who would travel the world desroying bad alians and so on so on next ok so melvin is a..... CUT! that was tereble melvin i mean realy? ya melvin is well cool i gues so can we...... NO THE NAME FRED IS MUCH BETTER! waaaaa its gonna be fred no exeption urg WELL WELL!

well what? WELL I QUIT YOU DIRTY LIP SINKEN CHEATN BLOG HOPPPER! ? what ? BYE BYE YOU YOU YOU URRRG! ok changing the topic how did natile write or type that much i mean realy its its kinda cool but how? Ok of topic blurg in 3 2 1 kitty burger with extra camel souce and a side of massed eleefencts being served to a purrple pink pokkedoted stride sbnow leaperd with blue battle shoes and a pet pig with a wounderfly onrang orang whew that felt so good i got to do it agin 5 4 2 3 1 HOLD IT STOP THE CLOCK 4 2 3 IS THIS kinder??? ok now 3 2 1 22 kitty siten in a tree on feel of and got a cookie then went to the market to go camping then this is what he said SNORE!!!!! ahhhh times almost up 35 seconds 30 seconds 25 seconds 20 seconds 15 secondsb 10 seconds 5 4 3 2 1 brrriiinnnggg times up time to move on with the day and do stoff

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This is gonna be like choose your own adventure

You wake on the beach. You don't remember anything but all you knew was it was a zombie Apocalypse. You got up and saw three places. The Suburbans, a Small neighborhood and a Town. Go to Paragraph 2 for the Suburbans. Paragraph 3 for the neighborhood. Paragraph 4 for the town.

So You go to the Suburbans and find an old log cabin. You decide to go into the cabin and find. Raw deer, And a rifle. You take every thing. There is nothing else in the suburbans. To be continued

You go into the abandoned neighborhood. All the houses you look in are empty. But there is on more House. It's Barricaded the lower floor but the 2nd floor has the windows open. You decide to bring a ladder form a different house and get in. There is nothing up stairs but you haven't checked downstairs. But you hear something down there. To Be Continued

You Go To the small town. You head into the nearest Building. You Find A Canteen, And a flash light. You go to the next building. You hear something in the building though. To be continued.

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Once upon a time in the deep blue sea there lived an evil sea cupcake who we'll lived in the sea. This sea cupcake was planning to rod the undersea museum to steal the powerful orb to power his UFO that has his evil invention in it so he can take over the world. Little did he know that shellfish Holmes was already on his case.

"Come my little sprinkle we must hurry now, before it is to late!"

Out into the chilly air and down to7th street they went. They were wearing masks so no one would know it was them. Into the museum sprinkle and evil cupcake went looking for the orb. "Sorry." Evil cupcake said when he ran into a shellfish then ran off quickly for he knew who that shellfish was. Shellfish Holmes. If shellfish Holmes knew who he was he was sure to be caught. Zipping up to the