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Mr. Chung is such a mean teacher. He said I was just average.

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Mr. Chung is such a mean teacher. He said I was just average.

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Where do trees like to gamble? Logs Vegas!

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Where do trees like to gamble? Logs Vegas!

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Why do teens hang out in groups of 3, 5, 7? Because they can't even.

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Why do teens hang out in groups of 3, 5, 7? Because they can't even.

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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because everyone is dying to get in.

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Why did the girl wear glasses to math class? She needed help with da-vision

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Why did the girl wear glasses to math class? She needed help with da-vision

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I want to become a doctor. But I don't have enough patience.

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I want to become a doctor. But I don't have enough patience.

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Why was the King only a foot tall?  Because he was a ruler.

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Why was the King only a foot tall?  Because he was a ruler.

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What did the house wear to prom? Address.

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What did the house wear to prom? Address.

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Please don't get aggressive. Violins is not the answer.

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Please don't get aggressive. Violins is not the answer.

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To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. 

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To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing. 

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What does a monster eat for Thanksgiving?  Grave-y

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What does a monster eat for Thanksgiving?  Grave-y

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I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.

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I had plans to begin reading a book about sinkholes, but they fell through.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Ground Beef! 

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What do you call a cow without legs? Ground Beef! 

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I could tell you a construction joke... but i'm still working on it

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I could tell you a construction joke... but i'm still working on it

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When does bread go bad ? When you yeast expect it.

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When does bread go bad ? When you yeast expect it.

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I tried to smelt metal. It smelled like fish all year round.

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I tried to smelt metal. It smelled like fish all year round.

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The mouse asked the owl "Would you hoot me with your beak". The owl said "Hoo would you know?"

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The mouse asked the owl "Would you hoot me with your beak". The owl said "Hoo would you know?"

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the bald eagle is not a type of species

they're just old

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Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outSTANDing!

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Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outSTANDing!

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What do you call a musical about a vacuum cleaner? “Suck-cessful”!

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What do you call a musical about a vacuum cleaner? “Suck-cessful”!

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How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business!

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How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business!

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Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? because he was on a roll

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Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? because he was on a roll

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

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A bear was looking for bees. I can bearly see the B's!

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A bear was looking for bees. I can bearly see the B's!

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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a rum …………………. and coke.”

The bartender asks, “What’s with the big pause?”

The bear shrugs. “I was born with them.”

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What did the sushi roll say to the bumble bee? Wasabi

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The gumball machine broke all of the sudden. It didn't make any cents!

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The gumball machine broke all of the sudden. It didn't make any cents!

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Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak

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what do you do with a dull pencil

It's Pointless

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To get egg-saminated!!!!

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

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Why do defense lawyers go out for Mexican food when they’re feeling down? To get some case-ideas!

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That baseball play was such a bad sport he stole third base then went home

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I invited a lot of people to my space project. Now its time to rocket!

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I invited a lot of people to my space project. Now its time to rocket!

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The burger ran from the fries and they can't ketchup!

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Why was the broom late for school? It overswept!

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Why was the broom late for school? It overswept!

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why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.

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why did the rabbit skip school? It was having a bad hare day.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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A chicken and egg go into a restaurant. The host asks, "Which of you is first?"

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A chicken and egg go into a restaurant. The host asks, "Which of you is first?"

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Are plants good at math? Only if they have square roots. 

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Are plants good at math? Only if they have square roots. 

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Yule be fit to be tied when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.

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Yule be fit to be tied when you find out you aren’t getting any presents.

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What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

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What do you say to a Llama that loves picnicking? Alpaca lunch.

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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

lt goes back for seconds.

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Lettuce turnip the beet and make a salad.

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I decided to host a party in space, now I just have to planet.

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I decided to host a party in space, now I just have to planet.

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I got to go to the FAIR but my brother didn't. he did nothing wrong so he said that it wasn't FAIR that I got to go but not him.

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Where do penguins go vote?

The North Poll.

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Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

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Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.

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Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.🥭

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Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.🥭

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Why did the can crusher quit her job? It was soda-pressing.

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad

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Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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It was extra terrestrial!

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Don't let the sphere-it of Halloween haunt you forever!

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Don't let the sphere-it of Halloween haunt you forever!

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It wanted a beagle!

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I can't see! Would this question make any sense?

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I can't see! Would this question make any sense?

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I hate to brake it to you, but your wheels on your bike are not going round and round.

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I hate to brake it to you, but your wheels on your bike are not going round and round.

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Why did the tree not write on the daily agenda?

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Why did the tree not write on the daily agenda?

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Because it was logless!

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A FSHHH!

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I got a job at a bakery because I knead dough.

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I got a job at a bakery because I knead dough.

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I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was really just a play on words.

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less

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What do you call pasta with no money? Penne-less

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What do you call a tree without a trunk?

A pile of Leafs.