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To be from Geneva is to drink the thé froid de la migros 🤌🏽 eating escargots 

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To be from Geneva is to drink the thé froid de la migros 🤌🏽 eating escargots 

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Wanted to paint my house in pink without asking today, now my neighbours called the cops on me :(

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Wanted to paint my house in pink without asking today, now my neighbours called the cops on me :(

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Christians have baptism, the Swiss have the MAD

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Trying to visit Switzerland without eat a fondue 

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Trying to visit Switzerland without eat a fondue 

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If you don’t want to die, don’t get on the car of someone from Valais…

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I was excited about my vacations in St-Gallen until I remembered It’s gross to smile there.

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I was excited about my vacations in St-Gallen until I remembered It’s gross to smile there.

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Trying to visit the Wallis without getting drunk 

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Trying to visit the Wallis without getting drunk 

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to be from Geneva is to drink the thé froid de la migros 🤌🏽 but to have the mentality of a french 

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to be from Geneva is to drink the thé froid de la migros 🤌🏽 but to have the mentality of a french 

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No need to go to France to find French people, we have the Genevans

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What make a Swiss is not the passport🛂 but the bank account💲

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What make a Swiss is not the passport🛂 but the bank account💲

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I'd rather hug an ice cube than receive a hello from someone in Upper Wallis.🧊

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The People from Wallis don’t recognize their glass of water from their glass of white wine 🥂

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IN HEAVEN:
THE COOKS ARE FRENCH,
THE POLICEMEN ARE ENGLISH,
THE MECHANICS ARE GERMAN,
THE LOVERS ARE ITALIAN,
AND THE BANKERS ARE SWISS.

IN HELL:
THE COOKS ARE ENGLISH,
THE POLICEMEN ARE GERMAN,
THE MECHANICS ARE FRENCH,
THE LOVERS ARE SWISS
AND THE BANKERS ARE ITALIAN.