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Conned my brother into buying my old stuff

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Conned my brother into buying my old stuff

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I sold more than just cookies as a Girl Scout to make extra money

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Convincing my sister to do things so she would get into trouble

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Convincing my sister to do things so she would get into trouble

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Can’t relate— perfect child

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I used to (and still do) literally sleep all day long when my parents were at work, and lie to them when they asked me what I did all day. (Good times before I had to get a summer job. Lol.)

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Take way too big of sips from the wine at church

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I used to jump on the couch when my parents weren’t home and one day it buckled in

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I used to be able to eat 5 Arby’s sandwiches at once and that is a crime

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Using A LOT of toilet paper while going number 2 and clogging the toilet excessively.....

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I trapped two of my siblings in a playhouse

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I used to lie and say that i got bit by a dog when i was embarrassed for crying and didn’t want to admit why i was crying.

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I used to sneak out of the house when my parents were asleep.

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I used to fib to my parents - primarily about how many Hershey kisses I stole from the candy bowl.