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Tell them you're taking a break from them, and you'll get back together on Feb 30th

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"Want to see a magic trick?" "Sure."
"Poof you're single."

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Say "Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped and so are you"

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If I wanted to break up with someone, I would make a list, and I would list why we are breaking up. Then, I would walk away, and never look back. I would want this to be a little light humored.

***I would buy the movie "Up", and I would take the CD, and break it with someone.

There, I broke up with someone.

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I would nicely say "i'm so sorry I can't be with you anymore" "It's not you it's me"

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Depending on the situation.. I would either talk it out or just send them a text and block them and then ignore them...

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I would find a WikiHow

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I would try to get some time to personally talk to them 1 on 1 and try to tell them politely and explain without yelling or raising my voice

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I would go to a dance with them and when "Single Ladies" by Beyonce comes on, I would gather my crew put on a leotard and raise my hand to show them it's over.  Biiiiii!

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I would try to tell them it would be best break up for both our interests.

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If I wanted to break up with a person, I would talk to them nicely talk about the reasons as to why I don't think we should be together anymore.

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I would tell them I do not want to see them anymore, tell them we're broken up, and walk away.

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I would just tell them.

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If I wanted to break up at someone, I would talk to them politely and explain the situation. I would try to pick a time, right before any major events such as their Birthday, so that I don't ruin their special event.

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I would tell her to go to the gym, and call her and say we're not working out.

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Tell them "we go together like cats and dogs"
They'll say "But cats and dogs don't even get along. They don't go together"
"neither do we"

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I would walk up to the person
and say, "It's not me, it's you" and then I would walk away.
or
*to person* "Hey have you seen the movie, Other People? Because thats what I want to see"

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I would sit them down and try to talk about the "future of our relationship." When they are done I'll say "there is no future."

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I would tell them in person and talk about the reasons why it should be over.

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I'd give em a one way ticket to the Arctic and say it's a trip to your heart

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I would take them out to a nice dinner and then afterwords, I would tell them about the story of Cast Away. I would tell her that she is not my Wilson. Then I would turn around as fireworks blow up behind me. Scene.

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I would talk to them in person about it, and make sure that I thoroughly express my views and thoughts on the issue.

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If I wanted to break up with someone, I would probably just talk to them and tell them.

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I would play a board game with them and try my very hardest to win. When I won, I would say: "Wow! I've been more successful in this game than we've been in this relationship!"