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Stealing

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Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure

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Nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure

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So the first artificial intelligence is created in a computer, and someone asks it the first question

. "It shall be a question that no single cybernetics machine has been able to answer."

He turned to face the machine. "Is there a God?"

The mighty voice answered without hesitation,

"Now there is."

Sudden fear flashed on the man's face . He leaped to grab the switch to shut the machine off

A bolt of lightning from the cloudless sky struck him down and fused the switch in the "on" position

"Answer," from Angels and Spaceships, by Fredric Brown (Dutton, 1954)

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"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." -Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P)

I loathe forced comedy that won't sit down.

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WTF IS THIS? It hurts my head
You've never heard of Mouserat???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-PUW6y4F6c

If "Mouse Rat" doesn't ring a bell right away, you might have experienced our awesomeness under one of our previous names:

Scarecrow Boat
Mouse Rat
Malice in Chains
Punch Face Champion
Flames for Flames
The Andy Andy Andys
Andy and the D-Bags
Crackfinger
Department of Homeland Obscurity
Fourskin
Puppy Pendulum
Possum Pendulum
Penis Pendulum
Radwagon
Jet Black Pope
Muscle Confusion
Just the Tip
Fiveskin
Threeskin
Angel Snack
Nothing Rhymes With Orange
Everything Rhymes With Orange
Nothing Rhymes with Blorange
Ninja Dick

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from the new noahs ark exhibit , because of course 

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from the new noahs ark exhibit , because of course 

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+13238xxxx6: 60$ for the ipod
Me: Sure
+13xxxx7116: Where are u
Me: Imaginationland

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Why Cant I comment on your shit with an image file. WTF gay shit is that//   YOU CAN

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3 minutes | From equal rights to political reform, these 10 protests helped changed the world. Music = Cyberworld by Terry Devine-King

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on your shit with an image file. WTF gay shit is that//

^^ See It works Seee what? NOthing. Thanks