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Phony kid whines about other phonies

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Guilt. They carry guilt.

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This is the end beautiful friend

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young boys get stranded it and up killing each other

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Plot twist: Frankenstein is the man AND the monster

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Not even remotely fruit related.

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It is best to walk in someone else's shoes

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Young lovers die. Still a better love story than Twilight

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Memories...all alone in the blazing hot sunlight...

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Angry men in a jury room

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Bad stuff happens and kites save them.

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A bunch of people climb Everest. Shockingly, it doesn't go well.

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Kids play. Trial. Racism. Hey, Boo.

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Moody boy kills ants, saves the world.

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Scientist creates monster because he can. Monster kills people because he can. Scientist and monster hate each other and literally chase each other to the ends of the earth.

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Doing what is right is not always best for your family.

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Oops

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Young girl. Fickle boy. Black comedy masquerading as a love story.

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Murder. Guilt. Murder. Murder. Guilt. Murder.

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One-hit wonder writes a single good book.

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"This is why you need to beat your kids" (a literal student quote from last year)

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The Sword in the Stone
School is better in the Middle Ages. Everyone is upset about a rock.

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Boy meets girl.

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Boys survive plane crash. Anarchy ensues with male egos. Some die. Upon rescue, everyone cries.

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Teen drama and more drama.

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War sucks.

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Teenager calls everyone phony.

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Sin for all! Symbols abound. What the hell is on his chest?

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See all the wonderful things Rachel Millstein has made

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Romeo is horny. Everyone dies.

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Hamlet: where the ghost and the prince meet, and everyone ends up mincemeat.

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Hamlet: where the ghost and the prince meet, and everyone ends up mincemeat.

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NOT A CHILDREN"S BEDTIME STORY!

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Children are horrible. Specky kids get beat up. Hungry for BBQ?

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Man pets bunnies.
Man gets killed.

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Boys mysteriously stranded on island. Pig is killed x2.

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Lots of

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Things are happening, then things fall apart.

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Waiting for a man to leave his house.

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Society is a lie.

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Lions and tigers and cannibalism oh my

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Boy saves virtual actual world

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Murder and doom.

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Enders Game it's a war game in space. If by game you mean killing and destruction. 

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Enders Game it's a war game in space. If by game you mean killing and destruction. 

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Ah, young love. Everyone dies. Some twice.

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Girl glorifies father. Reminisced about scaring her neighbor

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Slut falls in love with married man. There are witches. People die.

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Tough time in school.

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Cheaters and dubious fashion choices

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Life is great.
You're super smart.
Hypothermia is real

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Dad murdered. Son freaks. Girlfriend goes nuts. All die!

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IDK, didn't read this and Sparknotes didn't exist in 1994.

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Everyone is colorblind. The kid leaves.

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Friends can be anyone. The river can be tricky. Liars are everywhere. Boy gets smarter without school.

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Hormones rage and lead to the worst case of miscommunication ever.

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Snow. Colors. Emotions.
I have to run away to bring it all back.

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It's a war game in space

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Colors appear. Jonas freaks out. Memory's.

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Is this considered a classic?  Hey,
I liked it.

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Teenage male complains about a ton of goddamn phony stuff. Sort of feel for him in the end.

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Impulsive teenagers act impulsively.

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Not a hunting book. Instruction manual for being a good human.

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Boy gets hit by rock, British military saves the day.

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Terrifying recluse saves neighborhood children.

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Ahhhh, it's Boo
Hey, Boo!