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Today, I'm going to tell you a funny story about  my brother. There was once when I went to my friend b-day with my best friends, when I went to the stadium. Suddenly, I remember i'm fogot not bringing a gift. By the time I got home, I couldn't find the gift. Can you guess what happens next? my brother ate the chocolate what in my gift, i was so angry at the moment. And I need to buy another gift for my friend, my friends laughed so much when they hear that. After what happened, I can't forget that story

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i'll tell you something funny, and it goes like this. One time i was out get some breakfast and when i arrive the breakfast restaurant i remember i forgot my money i come back home to take my money but i remember again i was bring my money

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Today, I'm going to tell you a funny story about one of my basketball players. There was once when I went to play basketball with friends, when I went to the stadium. Suddenly, I remember not bringing a basketball. By the time I got home, I couldn't find the ball. Can you guess what happens next? The ball is in the backpack. I brought it, my friends laughed. After what happened, I still can't forget that story:)

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I'll tell you something funny story about Snail's slowness.A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and suddenly, he sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Can you guess what happened next? 3 years later, he hears a knock on the door again. He opens the door and sees the snail. After what happened,a guy is very surprised and unbelievable

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On Sunday morning, my friend and I went to play a classic football match, at first we were still surprised when we entered the field, then my side led 1 goal suddenly my friend was injured and had to stop. After that, my mentality let in a goal near the end I tried to jump to score one and the victory went to my team.

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I will tell you the story of my friend's laughter. every time we study in groups and talk with our classmates, when we are concentrating on our homework, he laughs loudly, and do you know what his laughter is like? its big and disgusting made us laugh nonstop and then we kicked it out of the room and put it back in after ten minutes

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I'll tell you something funny about Akpos.
Akpos goes to the post office, buys an envelope and screams out loud into it and then seals it.

When the post office attendant asked him why he did that, he smiled and replied with a soft voice.
“I’M SENDING A VOICE MAIL”

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I'll tell you something funny, and it goes like this. One morning I was out get some coffee, and when I arrived at the coffee shop. The bariska asked me: " How do you take your coffee." Can you guess what happened next? I said: " Very seriouly"

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A boy named devlin was walking into the pastry shop, baker' s baker whispered to his employees and said:
" this is a very stupid boy. I' ll prove it to you
And then, the baker from the kitchen came out and was arrogant with a $ 50. 000 bill and a $ 20, 000 bill and asked devlin
" i have two bills, you like the nào”
The khoog thought of holding the 20, 000 feet out of the store
Baker said to the maker and laughed:
" hahahahah !!!! See, i told you, this kid is stupid
Five minutes later, the baker has orders placed and needs to go to the town of b, when he gets closer to the park, he finds the devlin sitting eating ice cream at the chair located in the park next to ice cream.
You go ahead and ask him
" why don' t you choose the 50. 000 vnd, but you choose 20. 000 vnd ” ”
He stopped eating and said
If you choose the 50. 000, the baker will think you're no longer a fool and don' t bring the money to trial and the game will end.

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I'll tell you something funny story about A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. After, when the customer leaves, the man sees the young baby coming out of the ice cream store. He said, "Hey, baby boy! Can I ask you a question? Why did you choose the quarter instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!"

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I’m going to tell you about something funny that father wants to go to bed. Oneday, next door neighbor’s little boy said: “My father say could you lend him your cassette player for tonight.”.
Heavy rock music lover :” Of course , have you a party on?”.What do you think happened next? The little boy shakes his head: “On,no.My father only wants to go to bed “.

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One day at school, that day the school held a competition to run 1700m from school to near vincom. While running with friends and was quite tired, I suddenly stopped for a while, but because I didn't notice I stepped on it. I got up on the ants and they crawled on my feet and I had to chase them away because they weren't good, my friend when he saw me like that laughed and I'll never forget it.

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first, someday I was studying and was thirsty and I went to the living room, I suddenly didn't know what I was doing there and I went back to study. I finally remembered I went to drink water

:) that is a short story

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I'll tell you something funny. My friends, they are funny, they always find a way to make me laugh and this is the story I remember most when they made me laugh. It was the year-end review, we worked hard after the most stressful exam. All classmates are having fun. At that time I was going to the toilet, suddenly when entering class, a friend of mine grabbed my leg and shouted: ''Dad, mom beat me''. Can you guess what happens next? My class president suddenly pulled out the ruler and dragged the other student into the class and said: "You can't call dad, if you're bad, you have to hit". After what happened, I found out they were in action. I laughed for a long time

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I'll tell you something funny about grandpa and grandchild. There is a grandfather and a 3-year-old grandchild playing a sales game. Suddenly, the grandchild said: "Here I give you 5,000 dong, but with one condition.". The grandfather replied, "Any condition is fine." The grandchild looked very surprised, innocently asked: "Really?". The grandfather gently replied: "Yes. Just say it.". Can you guess what happened next? The grandchild immediately frowned and responded to a very innocent and intelligent sentence of a child: "You have to go back and teach your children, your children often hit me." After what happened, the grandfather got a good laugh.

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CHOOSE ONE FROM THE TASKS BELOW:

Task 1. Write about your funny story and use the expressions you have learned.
Task 2. Look for a funny story and rewrite it using the expressions you have learned.
Be ready to share it in class.

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I'll tell you something funny story , Once Boss, Officer & Clerk going for a meeting. They saw a Jin.
Jin said: As I fulfill Three wishes at a time
But you are three persons so I will fulfill one wish for each.
The clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)
Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?
He said: “I want these two idiots back at the office after lunch”
Always Let the BOSS SPEAK FIRST