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"my name is pop......i kiss girls in the bathroom......i also kiss boys in the gazebo downtown........my brother wishes for a hot dog and a booger......hes also a swimsuit model......he drowned....."

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grrrrr I HATE THIS !!!!

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"his misuse of words was so cool to me."

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ash: i'm gonna kms | dont tell ur mom/10

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ash: i'm gonna kms | dont tell ur mom/10

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nixon: me too!!!

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jack is a daddys girl ong

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stop it!!! why are yall always rippin on me?!?!

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take me out to the ball game

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cancer or not ur still musty

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bros lurkin and stalkin on the girls in the daycare

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autistic cum | 9/10 could've done better with this one but ik that ball has autistic cum on it 

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autistic cum | 9/10 could've done better with this one but ik that ball has autistic cum on it 

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doofood

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i pulled out my ding a ling and start pee peeing... | 420/10

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i pulled out my ding a ling and start pee peeing... | 420/10

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this song is so inspirational, it truly speaks to my heart.....

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"coronavirus! i made that meme (mimi)"  | dillion/10

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"coronavirus! i made that meme (mimi)"  | dillion/10

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HES SO FUNNY

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"how would you like your meat done?" - "in the butt please!" 10/10

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"how would you like your meat done?" - "in the butt please!" 10/10

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medium rare stands for in the butt

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"omg its a gay couple! i support!!!" "ofc you would support it." | 9/10

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"omg its a gay couple! i support!!!" "ofc you would support it." | 9/10

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"its the purple hair"

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"are you making chocolate milk?"

"or are you making hot dog milk????"

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"nelson make a wish." - "i wish for ummm...a hot dog!" | 10/10

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"nelson make a wish." - "i wish for ummm...a hot dog!" | 10/10

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HES SO FUNNY BRUH

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"Omg it's a minion" "STFU YOU HAVE PURPLE HAIR" | I take offense to that/10 

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"Omg it's a minion" "STFU YOU HAVE PURPLE HAIR" | I take offense to that/10 

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very disrespectful kindergardener, idk man but that wild one was on sum fr

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"rip quandale" | im sad/10, lets take a moment of silence for quandale

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"rip quandale" | im sad/10, lets take a moment of silence for quandale

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"omg bryce is my bbg!!"

"hes so cute ong!!!!!"

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"Can we please sit down for 5 minutes!!!!" | 10/10 good advice

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"Can we please sit down for 5 minutes!!!!" | 10/10 good advice

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offbrand oscar 😡

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*jacky wacky bear scratchin his balls*

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"first you get me addicted to vaping, then you spit on me?" | 420690/10

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"first you get me addicted to vaping, then you spit on me?" | 420690/10

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BRUH WHYS COLLIN SO FUNNY

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"ash look! its oscar!!"

"WHERE?!?!?"

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"collin, i have a new vape flavor for you! you should try it! its baby bottle pop!"

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"guys lets play spin the baby bottle pop!"

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*baby bottle pop powder on the ground*

"STOP!!! NOT MY DEAD GRANDMA!!"

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"Look soph there's your friend!"

*sped kid looking at us through a window with a blanket on*

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*sends pic of a mom with a fatty*

"rudra, thats me!"

"Just"

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"Hello. I am Indian. Send sex video."

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"rudra do you poot?"

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"bruh my pee wee is soft."

"ong bro my vagina is rock hard rn"

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"yo i just saw garrett come out from the bathroom. i think he just took a pop!!"

"imma pop on mr. uelman ong cuh."

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"The o-o-o a-a-a trick" | a very good 69420/10

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"The o-o-o a-a-a trick" | a very good 69420/10

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"yo do the o-o-o a-a trick"

*looks around*

"AHHAH AHAHHAAH"

"yo that was epic"

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*holds speaker* yo mr. uelman | a solid 9/10

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*holds speaker* yo mr. uelman | a solid 9/10

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"bruh my third eye is opening."

"yo bird eye is opening!!!"

me when i was on planet hotdog

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"im on planet hotdog rn"

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"bro whos doing the stank stank in here?"

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"i saw gerbil boy at walmart!"

"i wanna nibble on his ears 🥺"

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"lets throw play doh in mouse boy's mouth."

"hes gonna nibble on it!"

deadass made me laugh so hard

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"why get high off of weed when you can get high off of life?"

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"if fish can breathe underwotah, then so can i!"

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collin bein out of pocket

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"my pronouns are roxy/roxyself" | 100/10

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"my pronouns are roxy/roxyself" | 100/10

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"ash say your pronouns are roxy/roxyself!"

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"wheres edp?"

"prolly in jail or sum."

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my monkey dad is a fart

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"bro this gum tastes like chemicals."

"i literally got diagnosed with autism after eating it."

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"soph go say hi to your friends!"
"soph, look! its your friends coming down the stairs!"

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"that minion meal was mid."

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"i went to levs house. we watched despicable me and called the minions the n word smh..."

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"omg is that the real huggy wuggy?!?!"

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made me choke on my muffin

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"bro she got the cooties."
"she got the gruties."

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breaking news!: emo kid shoots everybody in school while listening to lil peep | 100/10

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breaking news!: emo kid shoots everybody in school while listening to lil peep | 100/10

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soph tbh

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"the h is silent! its sit, not shit!!!! dont even!"

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miss patula smiling leaked! *REAL* 🙀🙀

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"i go by ash"

"i go by shart. please respect my new pronouns shart/shartself!!"

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*water on the table*

*soph wipes it with salami*

literally made me die laughing even tho i was crying

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"what did you pack for lunch?"

"mannn u know i got the dream toes!!"

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"damn bro they're FINE!! i got a stiffy fr!"

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"bro we should throw a chip in there."

"lets pour water down there."

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"martin came over this wknd and we had a lot of fun!"

"did his fingers look like this?"

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"nelson, get your hands out of your pants."

"but my pee wee is soft!!"

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"hey monkey dad."

"if im the monkey dad, then ur the monkey kid."

bruh my dad actually said that to me!!!!

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"bro i got 2 hours of sleep last night."

"oh yeah? i got one GERBIL of sleep last night!!!"

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pov my dad is a pro cosplayer, his fav is travis scott!!!

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was funny at the time !!

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"guy i can hear the baby kicking!"

"dw its just ms jackson."

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"theyre just an ancient myth"

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break it up - no, he just called me buddha | 9/10

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break it up - no, he just called me buddha | 9/10

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BRENT IS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON BRUH

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"case of dia?"

"gwak oh molay?"

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bro looks like he has turds on his head | 50/10

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bro looks like he has turds on his head | 50/10

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"i cant walk up the stairs bc im laughing"

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literally made ash and i die laughing

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"what do u call ur mom?"
"obese"

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"ew it stinks"

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guys...i-t think i just heard a gunshot....

mrs jackson: guys why are we on a lockdown? i just fell 😓😓

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president chomp...!.....please save us....i dont even see our american flag anymore...!

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BRUH HOW DID SOPH EVEN PISS THAT LONG 😨

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I LOVE LEAN!!!!! 💜💜🛐😈

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soph is my leanion 💜💜😈

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#leanforlife #leanluvr 💜💜💜💜💜

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the fact that dillion said this in roblox 😨

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fire nips is a racist!!!

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balls <3

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not funny!!!!! 😕

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ill open my bobs only for rudra <333

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i miss my daddy rudra 😟😓🥹🥺🥺💔

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banana

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made me laugh so hard that i was abt to piss

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bruh when lev would say dumb stuff like 'how does he eat?' and make stupid motions i could not stop laughing

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"i am a mouse boy....from neverland...<3"
i want mouse boy to lick my snot

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me sayin random shit

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smelly monkey

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top 10 most youngest and successful rappers | 8/10

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top 10 most youngest and successful rappers | 8/10

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i remember laughing so hard at this, especially when lev says it in their voice

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"they call me daddy bear"
daddy bear>>>anything else

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"his breath smells like bud light just like my dad's!̈"
penis aesthetic tbh

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it would be higher bc its actually so funny how eli looks like him but hes a racist