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There was an old dog who was

Who was chasing a frog

Who hopped in a log

Then got caught in the fog

And escaped the old dog.

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Pat was fat who liked bats

The bats could talk to hats

The hats were batting frogs

Pat was still fat with the logs

The bats still hit the bats

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There was an old man who could fly

He wondered why he didn’t have an eye

The old man went to look

And then he saw old Brooke

That old man had another eye

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There was a crazy old man of Lish

He owned a really big fish

The fish was really quite ravish

The fish really lavished

The crazy old man of Lish.

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There was a young man of Troy

He liked destroying his toys

He woke up in the morning

Then he got many warnings

Not to destroy his toys

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There once was a man named Mark,

And he has afraid of the dark,

So he went to the store

to find a big door

And he snored until there was a spark.

That poor old man

There was an old man in a cave ,

And he was very brave,

Until one day when he had to dig a grave,

Then he had to be saved,
That poor old man named Dave.

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They was old man named Billy

He had a tiger named Lilly

Lily walked to town

He ran into a hound

The hounds name was Tilly

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There once was a dog named Marley

Who didn’t like to eat her barley

She ate all the sweets

And ate all the meats

Then thought she should have eaten her barley.

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There once was a man that I knew,

And to be honest, he was quite coo-coo,

He once sat in a zoo,

And kept saying moo,

That crazy old man I once knew.

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There was a man named Jack.

He loved to play slapjack.

He played cards.

Beacuase he is a retard.
And that was the man Jack.

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There was a young man named Joe

He was from a famous television show

He shouted “Let’s Go!”

As he ran through the snow

Now everyone loves Joe

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There was an old man with a cat                                                The cat ate the rat under the hat                                                The cat said hey that’s mine      He was running out of time     The old man hit the cat with a mat

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There was an old man with a cat                                                The cat ate the rat under the hat                                                The cat said hey that’s mine      He was running out of time     The old man hit the cat with a mat

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There was a fat person with a bat

He smacked hi cat that is a big brat

His cat started to cry

That brat grew wings to could fly

That was fat guy with a bat

By Ty Sweeney

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There once was a Lion named Billow

He had a cat named Pillow

Pillow ate carrots

Billow liked parrots

So he threw Pillow out the window

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There was a old man name Mac

And in his knapsack he carried mac

He dropped his nap and mac

That poor old mac

He stepped on a tack

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They was a old dead guy

Why did he die

I really can't say why

Maybe he poked out his eye

But why did the old man have to die?

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There was a young man in a shack

He had a potato filled sack

When the shack had collapsed

He knew he was trapped

So now his skull is cracked

There was an old man in a boat
He chased the gators in the moat
When the gators were gone,
He became a fawn.
That little old man in the boat

There was a young girl in a plane
The engine had driven her insane
When the heat seeking missile
Blew up her own thistle,
She knew her heart had been maimed .

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There once was an old fat man

He had a fat cat and a rat who had ran

His fat cat ate the rat and had good meal

Then the old fat man had a real deal

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There was a fly named Kia and don't ask why but he's a pretty good guy,
And he ate all day and liked buttered rye,
But he soon got fat,
And was bigger than that cat,
But now he has to say good-bye!

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There was a fat man from the east
He had very very good feast
But he was in a shark's belly

So had a ton of jelly

That fat man from the east

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There was an old man named Mark.

Who was swallowed by a big shark

But Mark had a knife

And stopped the sharks life

That day Mark had a lark!

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There was a young foal with horse sense

Because she ate a big board in the fence

And then the young lass

Ate all the green grass

How big the fence owner’s expense!

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There once was a tree with a cat

The cat happened to wear a hat

He fell out of the tree

Was stung by a bee

Then he ate a rat