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Here is your opportunity to write cheesy jokes and puns!  Let's make each other laugh and keep it PG-13.

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From,
Matthew

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AAron

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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

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Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

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Aaron

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AAron

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OOOOOOOOOOooffff.com
you mant HOT JP

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lol you

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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

The don’t meet the koalafications.

What does a pepper do when it’s angry?

It gets jalapeño face!

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1. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

2. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

3. How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

4. Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.

5. I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

6. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

7. How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.

8. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

9. What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

10. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

12. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

13. Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.

14. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant

15. Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.

16. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

17. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

18. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

19. I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

20. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

21. Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

22. This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

23. Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"

24. 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

25. Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

26. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

27. What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

28. I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

29. To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.

30. The rotation of earth really makes my day.

31. I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts

32. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

33. I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

34. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

35. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.

36. A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.

37. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

38. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

39. I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

40. People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.

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my cat lol

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TEEENAGER POST ARE BETTER THEN MINE CRAFT 
 

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TEEENAGER POST ARE BETTER THEN MINE CRAFT 
 

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builds Trump tower in minecraft.

TRUMP: You're FIRED

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minecraft

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minecraft

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JUST STOP GET SOME HELP

NO MORES MINECRAFT JOKES

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minecraft rules

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PLEASE PUT ME DOWN I DON'T WANNA BE HELD

TAKES HIM TO THE VET GETS HIM PUT DOWN

WELL HE ASKED FOR IT

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MINECRAFT JOKE ARE JUST BAD

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THERE BAD

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did you here the creeper went to the party? he had a BLAST :(

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are you a dirt block
because i dig you

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what did steve say to his girlfriend
i dig you

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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket

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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket

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what does a ender dragon eat for lunch
end salad

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what do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe

Roberto

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why did the trump go to walgreens--he thought they would build him a wall

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why did the trump go to walgreens--he thought they would build him a wall

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what time did the chinaman go to the dentist

Tooth hurty

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ThE MoMeNt WhEn ThE TeChEr SaY ShE GoInG tO RaNdOmLy PiCk

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Timmy: i just left my job
John: why
Timmy: i couldn't work for him after what he said to me
John: what did he say
Timmy: you're fired

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Timmy: i just left my job
John: why
Timmy: i couldn't work for him after what he said to me
John: what did he say
Timmy: you're fired

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A man walks into a zoo there is only one animal, it is a dog... it is a SHITZU

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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.
He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He’s in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He’s in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He’s in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said, "Well… every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"

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Miss Taylor the English teacher writes an incorrect sentence on the board: "I didn't had no fun for months."
Then she faces the class and says, "OK class, how should this be corrected?"
Little Johnny says, "I think you should get yourself a better man!"

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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Teacher: "timmy get the belt"

Student: "NO PLEASE NO AHHH "
*whip* *whip*
Teacher: "What does a misbehaving student get?"
Student: "more homework?"
Teacher: " A bad time   >:(   "
*megalovania plays"

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what is 2+2 in minecraft
fish

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why cant the ender dragon ever understand a book
because he always start at the end

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minecraft jokes are bad

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What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Wheres Pop-corn?

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AlDOUGH I like dunkin donuts, I think I like Mc donalds better.