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The Boston Tea Party in a nutshell --> Intolerable Acts

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Dear King George III,

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To make it short, it's not working out (It seems like you aren't, either). Your country is, at best, an economic drag. You've been canceled, and that's the tea :)

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First off, there's been issues concerning how many taxes are floating around in America (like tea, floating around the harbor).  The Stamp Act, something imposed by the Parliament, has placed an unnecessary tax on every printed product, especially on paper produced in London.  Secondly, you had to create matters worse with the addition of the Townshend Acts, which limited the freedom of purchase on products such as glass, tea, paper, paint, and lead.  We, as a country, believe that these taxes are abusive tactics used to subdue us under your power.  That's when you decided to kill four of us during the Boston Massacre, when we bravely revolted against your horrific taxes and complete control of all our freedoms. This ain't it chief. Therefore, you have no right to keep us under you.

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Unlike you, we value freedom and human rights. In our new and completely superior government system, citizens will have the protection of natural human rights as well as the ability to vote for their leaders. Our government will be just and fair, because it requires the consent of the governed. We have a whole ten-step program called the Amendments, which checks the power of the government and gives the people basic freedoms. Basically, if that was too complicated for you, our government will value freedom and liberty. Unfortunately, you can't relate.

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Good luck with that crippling debt!
Signed, The Founding Fathers

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Dear America(n't).
Despite what you think, we're actually better off than when we were together. Just because I taxed you once, apparently that meant I was intolerable. Also, isn't fireworks to celebrate our breakup a little overboard? (like the tea? literally?). Britain has 99 problems but the 13 colonies ain't one.

King George III