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So apparently creativity happens when your brain is the sleepiest. These are still really really lame and random so good luck.

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“ ‘You look like the CIA.’

‘Oh yeah? What’s the CIA look like?’

‘Attractive but treacherous.’

‘I guess we'll find out.’ ”

— Blacklist (TV Series), “The Freelancer”

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Person A and B were both in the same graduating class in high school that are invited to attend their reunion. Except one of them is there for less-than-honourable reasons and the other is there to represent the side of law.

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Person A and B jump into the same taxi on Bad Weather Day™, so for each other’s benefit they pretend we know each other.

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Person A and B are neighbours. In a mix-up, Person A receives a week’s worth of Person B’s mail, and the contents are quite…questionable, if not concerning.

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All Person A wants is to play Pokémon Go in peace. Unfortunately, policies always prevent them from entering Police HQ.

+ mun’s note — wow what is my brain on right now.

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“I may be on the side of angels, but don’t think for a second that I’m one of them.”

— Sherlock (TV Series): “The Reichenbach Fall”

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Person A is a mystery enthusiast who’s much too eager to poke their nose where it doesn’t belong. Person B is a detective who is constantly flickering between resigned acceptance and high-strung protective instincts.

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Person A had always been cripplingly addicted to streetfights. Person B has always had a soft spot for the wounded.

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Person A and B are detectives undercover that have been kidnapped together. Unfortunately, neither of them know of each other’s identity, leaving them to determine whether their survival instincts will trump their chronic mistrust of others.

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Years ago, when Person A was held hostage, Person B accidentally shot them in the leg. Both of them returned to society in one piece, but once in a blue moon Person A gets petty enough to bring it up again.

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Person A is in possession of Person B’s taser, which becomes more of a hazard to them than other people.

(aka: “honestly why would you steal my taser you piece of— holy jeepers, did you just tase yourself oH NO—”)

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Person A thinks that Person B is the cop that arrested them by mistake years back and proceeds a petty string of revenge. Person B, unfortunately, has never met Person A, and are constantly confused due to Person A’s misidentification.

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A night out begins with a missing coworker at a club.

→ Option I: I’ve lost track of one of my drunk coworkers at this bar and I’m only here because I can stay sober. Can you help me find this lost bean please?

→ Option II: What begins with a missing coworker within the craziness of a nightclub ends with murder.

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Person A is a horror movie fanatic who indirectly swamps Person B with complaints about their complete disregard for the “no-noise” policy after hours.