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since Isaac Newton believes in god, god must exist.

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fat people eat a lot, therefore all slim people eat less

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A: Ice cream is delicious.
B: Your opinion is wrong because you are discriminating against people who like jelly.

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if the earth is not flat then it must be round

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tom threw up after eating chocolate. therefore, eating chocolate makes you throw up.

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the manifesto of the ninety-three was been signed by 93 prominent german experts in multiple different fields in support of germany's ww1 efforts. with this many accomplished academics in support of the war, the war effort must have been beneficial and justified.

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Brendan is racist therefore if your name is brendan u must be racist

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If you are a Messi fan, you must dislike Ronaldo.

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Because Jane is obese so she hates doing any exercise. Therefore, people who are obese hates doing exercise.

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if you dont drink 4 litres of water everyday, you will get dehydrated and your body will start decomposing since 90% of a human body is made of water

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people who play video games tend to have bad grades, therefore all people who play video games have bad grades

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Some people who had signed up for the weight loss program claimed to have lost weight. Everyone who attends the program will lose weight.

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every asian know how to solve math and rubik's cube and they love rice and can play piano.

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People with bald hair and sleeveless tops would stab people on their backs with a knife.

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If you swim in the ocean, you can get tired and rest, and when you rest then a sea animal like a shark may harm and bite you and you will die, so swimming in the ocean should be banned.

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people who are american must be obese.

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When the weather is hot the number of ice creams sold increase, therefore the increased ice creams sold cause the weather to be hot

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Add MSG = tasty food

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I didn't study for my IGCSE and I passed it, therefore it is concluded that you will pass IGCSE if you don't study

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In a recent debate on the effectiveness of renewable energy, two speakers presented their arguments:

Smartie: "I believe that renewable energy sources, such as solar and wind, are essential for combating climate change and achieving energy independence. They are becoming more efficient and cost-effective, and we should continue investing in their development and integration into our energy infrastructure."

Dum-dum: "I understand your point, but if we focus solely on renewable energy, we will have to cover vast areas of land with solar panels and wind turbines. This could lead to loss of habitats, deforestation, and other environmental issues. Moreover, renewable energy is intermittent, and we still need reliable power sources like nuclear and natural gas to ensure a constant energy supply. Therefore, renewables alone are not the solution to our energy problems."

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A government official thinks there should be an increase in unemployed benefits so they have sufficient money to ensure basic living.

Meaning, the government should give incentives the unemployed and get a free ride from the tax money of hard-working citizens. This is just going to hurt our economy and our society in the long run.

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https://hongkongfp.com/2019/08/07/hong-kong-police-hold-laser-gun-demo-student-leader-arrested-possession-offensive-weapon/

Laser pointers has the potential to burn paper up close, so they are dangerous weapons.

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Hong Kong police on Wednesday defended the arrest of a student leader for possession of a laser pointer by holding an unusual demonstration to exhibit the potential dangers of the device when shone at officers.

Laser pens emit bright beams which protesters have used to block the vision of police officers on the front lines. Steve Li, senior superintendent of the Organised Crime & Triad Bureau, referred to the pointers as "laser guns."

Baptist University Student Union leader Keith Fong was arrested for possession of offensive weapons on Tuesday night after he bought 10 laser pointers in Sham Shui Po.

The student union said Fong was buying the laser pointers to use for stargazing. According to the statement, Fong was startled after an officer nudged his shoulder, prompting him to flee. Police reportedly did not display their identification cards.

The press conference attracted a stream of questions from reporters who asked if the demonstration was a perversion of the course of justice. They said it could influence public perception of the device as dangerous which would be unfair to the defendant, who has yet to be charged and may face trial.

Li denied the police were perverting the course of justice and said they chose to give the demonstration after considering the public's right to know the potential danger of laser beams.

"The court will handle it... I did not smear [Fong], I did not say what he would use them for. I am just telling you the power of this gun," he said.

Li said the police did not consult the Department of Justice about the demonstration beforehand.

During the presentation, police officers used one of the laser pointers Fong had bought from a short distance. It burnt a piece of paper within seconds, causing smoke to emerge.

Li claimed such laser pointers were able to injure people's eyes and skin, as well as damage cameras. The police also showed a video containing clips of protesters shining lasers at officers alongside online comments discussing the dangers of its beams.

When asked if the lasers could produce the same result from a long distance, Li said the damage would be minimised but asserted that he was not an expert on the topic.

Li said five off-duty police officers had bumped into Fong and saw he was buying the laser pointers.

"We cannot know if he had other intentions, but he used HK$4,200 to buy ten of these laser pointers," he said.

When asked if the police would inexplicably begin to arrest people for buying large amounts of umbrellas and eggs - items often used at protests - Li said his personal opinion was that officers would not do so.
Stargazing rally organised
Shortly after Fong was arrested on Tuesday, protesters surrounded Sham Shui Po's police station. Police said officers used around 20 rounds of tear gas to clear the area.

Nine people were arrested that night for unlawful assembly, obstruction of police officers and possession of offensive weapons.
'Not offensive weapons'
In response, posters were shared online calling on the public to bring laser pointers to a stargazing rally at the Hong Kong Space Museum in Tsim Sha Tsui at 8pm on Wednesday.

The posters, which identified Wednesday as the traditional Chinese Valentine's day, also said that student astronomy groups would teach the public how to stargaze.

"Laser pens are not offensive weapons," one poster read.

Li said rally participants would not be arrested for using laser pointers while stargazing.

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60 year old people are considered middle aged because the oldest human being lived over 120

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the school says that every child is good at something, so every student that goes to the school must be good at everything

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According to the latest statistics by the US government, the rollout of pandemic aid packages has increased homicide levels by a whopping 10%! We must stop aid packages ASAP and stop this senseless violence.

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Starbucks released a series of holiday cups that departed from typical Christmas themes, replacing "merry Christmas" with "happy holidays". Controversies arised, criticizing Starbucks for being anti-Christian.

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Mr. Wong 10D 30  (Your Name + Class + class number)

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Mr. Wong 10D 30  (Your Name + Class + class number)

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Hong Kong’s government on Friday rejected public calls for a total shutdown of the city’s borders to protect it from the deadly coronavirus that originated in mainland China, claiming "it would be discriminatory"

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I saw Sam yesterday, and he was carrying a red backpack, therefore he must like red backpacks.

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Mr Wong became smarter after drinking more coke, therefore drinking coke makes people smarter.

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Bill Gates dropped out of university and became a billionaire therefore everyone who drops out of universities can become billionaires.

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shaco is a good champion in lol. therefore lol must be a good game.

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If the school doesn’t have a strict policy on arriving to school on time, students will not be punished if they are late to school. Therefore, they will continue to be late to school or even skip class without facing any consequences, and if they skip class, they will fail at school.

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hitler was a vegetarian. he was also an evil dictator. therefore, vegetarians are evil dictators.

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A girl from london likes hotdogs. All girls from London like hotdogs.

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Violent rioters support the BLM Movement, so if you support the BLM Movement, you must be violent.

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Adam is a con artist who has black hair. Therefore, all people with black hair are con artists.

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If you don't buy a flat for your parents, you don't love them

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If you like watching pornography you must be a sex offender

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a lot of ppl commit suicide in October. halloween is in October. therefore ppl commit suicide because they are scared of ghosts in halloween

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"Blue is a bad color because it is linked to sadness"

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If you don't like dogs, then you must like cats.

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If a social media influencer sells/adverstises a product, it must be a good product.

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Every person is either my enemy or my friend. If he/she is my enemy I should hate him/her. If he/she is my friend I should love him/her. So I should either love him/her or hate him/her

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People are responsible for the consequences of global warming.

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People who dislike Trump must support Biden

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if you drink coke, your kidneys will have to work harder (to filter unwanted nutrients ), then eventually your kidneys will overwork themselves and your kidneys will die and you will need to buy a kidney from the black market and you will get caught and you will eventually die in the prison cell.

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My Nana likes to bake and drink hot tea. When I meet your Nana, I am surprised that she doesn't cook at all and drinks sodas.

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Tigers and lions are ruthless killers. House cats must also be ruthless killers.

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People who drink more than six alcoholic beverages a day are more likely to have health problems than people who do not drink alcohol. After one drink, people lose their ability to make good decisions and end up drinking more and more until they are drinking more than six drinks each day. Therefore, all consumption of alcohol should be banned.

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People who support British soccer teams are British.

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People who use air conditioners must be supporting global warming.

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people who like studying tend to dislike doing sports. therefore studying makes you dislike doing sports

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29 people died after taking vaccination, so vaccination is harmful to people

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either you get 10a* for igcse or you won't be getting a good job in the future

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People who smoke cigarettes are all morally corrupt.

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You visit a new country and the first person you meet in the airport is rude. You send a message to a friend back home that everyone in this new country is rude.

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school needs textbooks, textbooks are made from paper, paper are made from trees, we need trees for oxygen, therefore school is killing us

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"Israel sent agents to observe 9/11 and tried to warn the U.S. but the U.S. ignored the warnings. Therefore, Israel is responsible for 9/11."

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you either stay at your current job, or quit the job and live in poverty. there is no other option.

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If you hate Roger Federer, you must be a supporter of Novak Djokovic.

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“We should take in action to make cars greener and more fuel efficient. “ “Our cities are built for cars, do you want to affect the economy?”

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i forgot to tie my shoelace and tripped. therefore, it can be concluded that not tying your shoelaces would make you trip.