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hi

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gensee
why was the cook arrested?

he was caught beating an egg.

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why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

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why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

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He fell in a crack.j.c

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Why can't dinosaurs play baseball?

Because they are dead.

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boi

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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in france, their was nothing left except debrie

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Why cant your ear be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?
because he got lost at C

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whats the differnce between the birdflu and the swineflu

one requires tweetment and the other an oinkment

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to.

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Whats the downside of eating a clock,

...its time consuming

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What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta.

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what do you call a pig that does karate??

a pork chop

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair.He eclipse it.

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what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
frostbite

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whats brown and sticky

A Stick

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Whats a quite hawaiian laugh?Aloha

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wasabbe-Brylee

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Why is Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
Because of baby cheese-us!

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What sound does a turkeys phone make?
"Wing Wing"

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why did the mushroom go to the party?

cause he was a fungi!

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how do you make a tissue dance ?
put a lil boogie in it.

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Everyone keeps telling me that all the good science jokes ARGON.

I don't ZINC so.

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why was the cow sad?
she was moo-dy

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what do you call a pig that does karate....... a pork chop

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What do you call a pig that does karati?

pork chop bahah

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What did the buffalo say to his kid as he left for school?

"Bison!"