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Skip Bayless Rips Shannon Sharpe's Heart From Body During Debate On Cowboys O-Line

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'We Just Sat In The Rocket For A Few Days, And Then We Were There,' Says Former Astronaut

SATELLITE BEACH, FL-Referring to the Apollo 11 spaceflight and lunar landing as a "walk in the park," astronaut Buzz Aldrin recalled Friday the relative ease with which he and fellow astronauts Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins reached the moon during heir 1969 mission. "We wore special suits and so on, as I'm sure you know, but in essence we kind of just boarded the rocket and pressed the requisite buttons, and it was pretty much smooth sailing from there. I guess I got a little nauseous during takeoff, but it wasn't too bad. After a few days sitting in the rocket, we were there," said Aldrin, admitting that he napped through most of the trip and that Armstrong had to wake him up in time to pilot the lunar module down to the Sea of Tranquility. "The scientists did most of the hard work, if I'm honest, and I floated around and ate snacks to pass the time. If you've ever taken a flight from New York to L.A., it's about the same thing." Aldrin conceded that it was "kind of tough" to take communion in low-gravity conditions.

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Buzz Aldrin Recalls How Easy It Was Getting To The Moon

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SATELLITE BEACH, FL-Referring to the Apollo 11 spaceflight and lunar landing as a "walk in the park," astronaut Buzz Aldrin recalled Friday the relative ease with which he and fellow astronauts Neil Armstrong and Michael Collins reached the moon during heir 1969 mission.

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Sprinter Feels like An Idiot After Finding Out About Jogging
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Area Man thankful to be single during the golden age of television.
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Lottery Ticket Holder Has Already Spent $900 Million In Anticipation Of Winning Big Prize
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Newly Discovered DNA Evidence Suggests Children Could Be Closely Related To Humans

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FAA Study Finds 64% Of Engine Failures Caused By Henchman Being Kicked Into Turbine
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Montreal Canadiens request to become NHL expansion team in hopes of becoming as good as Vegas Golden Knights

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STORRS, CT-Shedding considerable light on a previously mystifying aspect of accidental avian death, a new study from the University of Connecticut has found that direct frontal impacts with clouds kill over 5 million birds every year. "Our observations, some of them quite harrowing, demonstrate that controlled, full-speed flight into a cloud is one of the leading causes of death among birds across nearly all species and spanning every continent on Earth," said head researcher Rebecca Levin, explaining that bird eyesight has not evolved to perceive large masses of water droplets or ice crystals suspended in the atmosphere, leading birds to mistakenly believe their course is completely clear when in fact, dangerous, rock-hard clouds are directly in their flight path. "Conversely, many birds with extraordinary vision, such as eagles and hawks, seem to think they can fly right through clouds, shattering their spines almost immediately. The problem is probably made worse by the fact that many clouds seem so soft and fluffy." Levin and her team hope that their study of bird deaths will help scientists understand why half of airline flights crash every year.

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Study Finds Over 5 Million Birds Die Annually From Head-On Collisions With Clouds

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STORRS, CT-Shedding considerable light on a previously mystifying aspect of accidental avian death, a new study from the University of Connecticut has found that direct frontal impacts with clouds kill over 5 million birds every year.

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Report: Patriots stockpiling draft picks in hopes of taking a quarterback who can catch

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LaVar Ball: “I could beat North Korea one-on-one”

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Print: Is Alexander Ovechkin a Russian spy working in Washington, DC? The facts suggest YES There is Russian espionage afoot in our nation’s capital. But while the mainstream media focuses on the Donald Trump administration and its actions in the past days, weeks and months, no one has looked into Russian spying in Washington

Print: Kevin Durant silences all the critics who said he could never help a 73-9 team win a championship Durant has won the first championship of his nine year NBA career completing silencing all those who said the NBA superstar simply didn’t have what it takes to go to a 73-9 team and make them a little bit better

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Study Finds Placing One Foot Forward, Then The Other, Remains Best Method Of Walking

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Study Finds Over 5 Million Birds Die Annually From Head-On Collisions With Clouds

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