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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGprAogBK0d/?igshid=fwretgxdqqq

My husband sent me this - I think I watched it 20 times in a row. His little laugh is the best!

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I couldn't find the link to Tuesday's morning announcements, but Jake made me laugh so hard this week. I think my advisory thinks I am a little crazy (which may be true). The interrupting sloth joke was the best. Jake- your commitment  and timing were amazing. Please keep it coming.

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I couldn't find the link to Tuesday's morning announcements, but Jake made me laugh so hard this week. I think my advisory thinks I am a little crazy (which may be true). The interrupting sloth joke was the best. Jake- your commitment  and timing were amazing. Please keep it coming.

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One of the many text thread from izzy this week.. “There is a yeehaw man not wearing a mask...

One of the many funnies from a pre-k day. (Background. We have finished creating our jack-o-lanterns.) He holds up his completed work of art to hide his face and says “aarrgh matey”

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Things my niece and other teacher friends share with me ~ although I’m not sure if this one made me laugh or cry.😂

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Pre-k student at afternoon carpool- "Mom, I didn't pee my pants today!"

5th grader at cross-country (to a friend, but right in front of me) - "I had a pretty good 2-mile time but I could have been faster if I didn't stop to look at the fish in the creek"

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Two kindergarten boys were putting their things away Monday morning. One boy had his hair all slick back and nicely combed. The other boy said it looks like you have sanitizer all over your head. Only funny during these times.

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Student and I were wearing same St. John's tshirt. I said, "Look, we are twins!" The student's response, "Not really... You don't have my beautiful red hair." 

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Student and I were wearing same St. John's tshirt. I said, "Look, we are twins!" The student's response, "Not really... You don't have my beautiful red hair." 

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While I was out walking my dog at night, I saw red and blue lights flashing from up the street. Deciding to investigate, I walked their direction. it was actually a cleverly decorated house with puns on the "graves." Shaky video included :)

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What are your two favorite things about St. John's this year?
"Turf and teachers"    :)

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In 7th grade science, students are learning about genetics and the passing down of traits. They're doing a lab where the randomization of (paper) chromosomes determines the traits of their "babies." They work in teams and they often get so excited about having babies. In one group of all males, one partner yelled at another, "All I ever wanted was to be a mom and you're ruining for me!" :)

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So we are supposed to be pumping up our teammates with memes...Googling memes gave me the giggles and this one had me seriously ROFL!!!

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No fans in the stands?    Flat Heads will travel!

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No fans in the stands?    Flat Heads will travel!

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ESD Varsity Field Hockey Senior Night

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and the 3rd graders' reactions when I read it out loud to them.

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Have you experienced masked hiccups yet? 👀

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Do you need a palm tree, burning bush, felt story, Red Sea?

Also, so funny, when I go outside for lunch, sweet PK students often say, "There's that lady we see on TV in our classrooms."

K students in Mrs. Burkhead's class, "crossed the Red Sea" in Clements.

First week of school, one little friend made sure to tell me, "Chaplain Newsom, I forgot to wash my hands after pooping."

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Our 18-pound Maine Coon cat who has a seizure disorder which slows her response time successfully snatched a french fry from our 4-pound terrier's mouth. I've been watching this dance for a few months now and can't truthfully say which of the two was more shocked at the outcome.
-Karla

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My husband works at home now and sends theme related pics of our dog Louie.  Obviously he has too much time on his hands. See the latest Halloween one. Nancy

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I re-watch one of my favorite movies - When Harry Met Sally - every October. It did not disappoint this past weekend! "Oh, really? When I get a new book, I read the last page first. That way, if I die before I finish I know how it comes out. That, my friend, is a dark side."
- Harry

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Today sweet 3-year-old Caroline was walking at the back of her line and turned around to loudly announce to me, “I love your pants!” 🤣

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Donna and I talking about weekend plans makes me laugh 😂

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Donna and I talking about weekend plans makes me laugh 😂

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Donna and I talking about weekend plans makes me laugh 😂