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Why are chemists great for solving problems?

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Why are chemists great for solving problems?

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They always have a solution.

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Well, if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium.

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With a replication fork.

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and orders H2O, his friend follows and orders H2O too(H2O2) and promptly died

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A second man follows and ordere H20 too(h2O2) and promptly died..

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.

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The bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"

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best joke: the lab safety video

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You can still cool yourself down to -273°C and you will be 0K

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square box, round pizza, triangle slices

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he ate it before it was cool

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What's a cow museum called?

A MOOSEUM

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I don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

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What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe?

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Mitosis!

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Hey Mrs. Kerney, where did you go this summer?

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Hey Mrs. Kerney, where did you go this summer?

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Kerney: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaales"

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It's a great day to be a hawk

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Whaaaaaleeeee

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An atom says, I think I just lost an electron.

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An atom says, I think I just lost an electron.

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Are you sure?
Yes, I'm positive

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What are the favorite pets of science teachers? labs

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spruce creek