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don't matter what you call him he won't come

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Why are frogs akways happy ? Beause they eat whatever bugs them.

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Why are frogs akways happy ? Beause they eat whatever bugs them.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

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Frost bite!

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person:who's  there?
you:nobody
person:Nobody who
you:
person:NOBODY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
person: OOOOOOOOOH

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Knock, Knock
Who's there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Never mind.... it's pointless.

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what did the RV say to the other RV
RV there yet

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Because his teacher said is was a piece of cake.

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What did the rock say to the ruler, you rock, the ruler answered back with telling the rock he rules.

Inspired by a shirt I had.

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It ran out of juice!

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you: knock* knock*
person: whos there?
you: doris
person: doris who?
you: Doris is locked, that's why i'm knocking

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What did the beach said to the tide when it came in?

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What did the beach said to the tide when it came in?

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Long time, no sea.

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knock*, knock* | you
whos there?    | person
Tank. | you
Tankwho? | person
Your welcome! | you

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road.......
Because he saw steve with sword.

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So one day I was with freinds and they said say something illegal and I said me me me I got one and my freind said " ok something else " and I got mad.

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So one day I was with freinds and they said say something illegal and I said me me me I got one and my freind said " ok something else " and I got mad.

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this was not a true story :)

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I invented a new word. It's called Plagiarism!

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

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What did the traffic light say to the car?

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Don't look i'm about to change

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Today at the bank an old lady asked to check her balance.

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Today at the bank an old lady asked to check her balance.

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So i pushed her over

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Pencil-vania.

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What do spiders eat with their hambugers?

French flies...

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Why did the hamburger look sad?

Because it's grounded beef.

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Why did the cat get detention at school?

because he was a cheetah..

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept.